Coronavirus could prevent Liverpool from winning the Premier League title

[Josef Svejk]

1 hour ago, chrisbonnie said:

Our Taoiseach (prime minister) here in Ireland said it in good address to the nation. 

 

And I quote 

 

"we are reopening Ireland for one thing and one thing only, so Liverpool football club can finally win the league after a 30 year wait. Null and voiders can suck my hairy balls" 

Leo definitely doesn't have hairy balls...

[Josef Svejk]

10 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Bournemouth beech today. If a few reds get together for a little title celebration, anyone kicking off about it can get to fuck.

Is that real?

[Vincent Vega]

5 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

Is that real?

Have a look here.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8454039/Forecasters-warn-sunburn-danger-sun-strength-hits-maximum-temperatures-soar-90F.html
 

Virus? What virus?

 

These are pictures from the beaches at Bournemouth, Brighton and Margate:

 

[JustTosh]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

The entirety of sport and business across the world was restarted with great risk to human life just because Liverpool wanted to win the league. What immense power and influence this club has, I can see it now in Germany "everything is irrelevant we must restart so Liverpool football club can win the league" I imagine it was the same for all world leaders especially with pressure from the football league's who exist specifically as a vehicle to promote LFC.

Bill Shankly, nearly 50 years ago:

“My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility. Had Napoleon had that idea he would have conquered the bloody world. I wanted Liverpool to be untouchable. My idea was to build Liverpool up and up until eventually everyone would have to submit and give in.”

 

He was right. They really have no other option than to submit. Wipe your tears babies!

 

[Chip Butty]

White Bikini's Matter

[Rotpeter]

10 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Why was Kenny wearing a mask today? He's had the virus (symptomless) and recovered from it. He can't catch it or give it to anyone else. Strange one.

Role model. Duh!

[RobbieOR]

I'm always wary of the angles tabloids use for those photos to whip up a bit of rage. 

[JohnnyH]

5 minutes ago, RobbieOR said:

I'm always wary of the angles tabloids use for those photos to whip a bit of rage. 

It’s Bournemouth so I’m sufficiently enraged. If it happens at Anfield after we win the title I will forensically be pointing out the social distancing. 

[Rotpeter]

10 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Why was Kenny wearing a mask today? He's had the virus (symptomless) and recovered from it. He can't catch it or give it to anyone else. Strange one.

Role model. Duh!

[chrisbonnie]

1 hour ago, Josef Svejk said:

Leo definitely doesn't have hairy balls...

Can you say that from personal experience? 

[Bob]

11 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Why was Kenny wearing a mask today? He's had the virus (symptomless) and recovered from it. He can't catch it or give it to anyone else. Strange one.

That’s assumed but not known. Certainly on the ability to be a vector of transmission.

[Josef Svejk]

8 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

Can you say that from personal experience? 

Leo and I hang out in the Phoenix Park. Topless. That's all I'm saying...

[sir roger]

13 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Why was Kenny wearing a mask today? He's had the virus (symptomless) and recovered from it. He can't catch it or give it to anyone else. Strange one.

Showing his marketing chops, with one eye on the Nivea contract.

[sir roger]

On 22/06/2020 at 20:31, Jennings said:

City will beat Barnsley. We won't take three points against Palace.

 

I can't predict beyond this at the moment. 

Been looking for three days for this game now on tv , Where is it Jennings?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

14 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Why was Kenny wearing a mask today? He's had the virus (symptomless) and recovered from it. He can't catch it or give it to anyone else. Strange one.

Regardless of whether you've had it or not you still have to wear a mask where it's required. 

[TheRedMachine]

4 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Have a look here.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8454039/Forecasters-warn-sunburn-danger-sun-strength-hits-maximum-temperatures-soar-90F.html
 

Virus? What virus?

 

These are pictures from the beaches at Bournemouth, Brighton and Margate:

 

 

If there is a country with more cunts per head than this one then I don't know where it is...

[dockers_strike]

Im like a kid waiting for Christmas now, I really, really cannot wait. Whether it is tonight, next Thursday or even later against Villa.

 

Ive seen us win many league titles. I remember back in the early 80s a union rep from Birmingham came to our workplace. We got chatting and he said the expectation at Birmingham City was to just get promotion to the then Division One and stay there. He asked me what the level of expectation was at Liverpool. And I said to win the title first and fore most.

 

At the time, united were about 14 years into their title drought, I never considered Liverpool would go 5 years without a title at that time which was ok up to 1990! I never thought we'd go 30 years. Looking back, some of the 'near misses' weren't really. 2009 was, so to 2014 and last year.

 

I couldnt make the last game of the season last year so had to watch on tv. I actually got emotional when news of city losing at Brighton came through. I hoped Brighton would hold out but I knew they wouldnt. For a few brief minutes we were Champions but then it disappeared like snow in a heat wave.

 

My expectation was city would probably claim a 3rd consecutive title. When a team misses out on a title by 1 point they tend to go one of two ways. They either fall away the next season or kick on and go one better.

 

We kicked on and how! I think I might get emotional again tonight if we get the right result.

[Barnesey]

And wearing a mask is primarily to stop transmission to others

 

[Jennings]

I knew we'd beat Palace. Easy three points, I said.

[Qwikage]

2 hours ago, Jennings said:

I knew we'd beat Palace. Easy three points, I said.

Where was i when you said this. I must have left the room just after you said we would not win. 

[Ronnie Whelan]

4 hours ago, TheRedMachine said:

 

If there is a country with more cunts per head than this one then I don't know where it is...

The Spanish must be hoping that they have a summer without this mob. What a country eh...a lot of the same people who will be kicking off if 10 liverpool fans gather outside Anfield tonight talking about how we are a disgrace.

[Baresi]

Any chance we can change title?

 

Coronavirus couldn’t even prevent Liverpool from winning the premier league title. 

[aws]

Pandemics? We shit'em. 

[Stickman]

@madeinliverpool

Anyone remember this Manc who thought the season was getting null and voided

https://mobile.twitter.com/madeinliverpool/status/1276480860158656515
 

[Bobby Hundreds]

2 hours ago, Stickman said:

@madeinliverpool

Anyone remember this Manc who thought the season was getting null and voided

https://mobile.twitter.com/madeinliverpool/status/1276480860158656515
 

What is it with mancs and dancing like that. Chimpanzee mouths walking backwards and forwards playing invisible tennis from one hand to the other. They're simian as fuck.