Dua Lipa

[Bjornebye 26,604]

32 minutes ago, Aw Geez said:

 

And chinning halfs of vodka during the day

Haha yep. She worked in a bar down the road from me for a bit but apparently got sacked for just being twatted every shift. 

[Bruce Spanner 3,236]

I’d rattle her harder than a ‘patriot’ would their Help for Hero’s collection tin at a Tommy Robinson demo.

[Brownie 3,534]

Big fan of the fact that the thread was started by someone called “bigthrusts”.

[Bruce Spanner 3,236]

2 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Big fan of the fact that the thread was started by someone called “bigthrusts”.

He’s your go to man for vanilla grot on here, a hero to some.

[Mook 18,047]

[Herp McDerp 2,587]

You moved on from Katy then @Mook?

[Mook 18,047]

22 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

You moved on from Katy then @Mook?

I'm not ready for that yet.

[Mook 18,047]

[Rick Sanchez C-137 5,399]

She's starting to give Rita Ora a run for her money. But hasn't quite caught her yet. Rita pulls ahead on the vibe she gives out that screams "even if I ate dick burgers for breakfast lunch and dinner, it wouldn't be close to enough dick to get me through a slow dick day".

[Lario 1,251]

I heard a rumour there's a lesbian sex tape doung the rounds that has the two of them going at it.

 

And by heard a rumour, I mean the voices in my head.

[Herp McDerp 2,587]

1 hour ago, Lario said:

I heard a rumour there's a lesbian sex tape doung the rounds that has the two of them going at it.

 

And by heard a rumour, I mean the voices in my head.

 

 

Cunt.

[bigthrusts 647]

 

 

[Captain Howdy 1,171]

On 23/11/2020 at 09:36, Bjornebye said:

Woah woah woah

 

 

 

 

Steady on

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is her second to longer than her big toe? 

You’re only right as well,   I’m out.

[Colonel Kurtz 474]

On 24/02/2020 at 18:22, moof said:

Fair enough, she just looks very young in that pic perhaps.
 

Either way, we should probably try and move away from a culture that generally treats women as objects of lust and desire. I’m as guilty as anyone for doing that (apart from bigthrusts, he’s more guilty) but isn’t it about time we evolved? I don’t know. Pretty sad at the state the world is in and this stuff doesn’t help 

I think both sexes objectify the other far more than we men realize. Once they have had a few drinks, it all comes out, particularly if they are older. Don't be thinking its all about personality and deep thoughts with them and we are the caveman.

[Bruce Spanner 3,236]

I’d hit it harder than a stoner would a bong when faced with the real world.

[3 Stacks 2,580]

22 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I think both sexes objectify the other far more than we men realize. Once they have had a few drinks, it all comes out, particularly if they are older. Don't be thinking its all about personality and deep thoughts with them and we are the caveman.

There are dynamics between the sexes which makes some of the objectifying when it's not wanted, at best tasteless and at worst, scary for women.

 

Some of it is definitely cringe worthy. The other hyper-feminist side of it where you can't comment within reason on the internet or in real life that a woman is hot, is also pretty cringe worthy.

 

It's all about reading the room. If you're an expert in people and ladies in particular like myself, it's easy to strike that balance.

 

[johnsusername 2,395]

17 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

 

 

I know it's not what I should be looking at, but the fake blonde hair and the black eye brows... that would bother me. One bagger.

 

[Bjornebye 26,604]

I can't get over this toe situation. I'm gonna need to see her snatch. 

[bigthrusts 647]

✌️

 

 

[General Dryness 9,320]

Fuck off, I'm busy trying to evolve here.

[johnsusername 2,395]

I didn't realise she was so posh, fucking hell. Are they all Brit School graduates these days? 

[TheHowieLama 11,076]

On 02/12/2020 at 12:55, johnsusername said:

I know it's not what I should be looking at, but the fake blonde hair and the black eye brows... that would bother me. One bagger.

 

Wouldn't a piece of duct tape take care of that?

[Captain Howdy 1,171]

On 28/11/2020 at 07:21, Mook said:

[bigthrusts 647]

[Leyton388 1,350]

Would suck the fart right out of her arse.