Dua Lipa

[Oh Buoy]

[Melchett]

I reckon her poo smells divine.

[lifetime fan]

Do we know if Trent banged her or was that just a taxi driver rumour? 

[halewood pete]

[The Midnight Rambler]

 

[Lario]

[Bjornebye]

23 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Do we know if Trent banged her or was that just a taxi driver rumour? 

I've never even heard that rumour. I hope he did the bastard. 

[YorkshireRed]

41 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I've never even heard that rumour. I hope he did the bastard. 

I don’t. I make it a rule never to have sex with one of our players cast offs. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I don’t. I make it a rule never to have sex with one of our players cast offs. 

That's fair enough. I wasn't gonna share with you anyway 

[Section_31]

Yes hello.

 

 

[Kevin D]

25 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Yes hello.

 

 

I thought she’d be too thin for you.

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, Kevin D said:

I thought she’d be too thin for you.

She's not right up there for me, but she seems quite randy.

[Kevin D]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

She's not right up there for me, but she seems quite randy.

Special dispensation, as she is quite mucky.

[Total Longo]

On 13/06/2022 at 04:38, Melchett said:

I reckon her poo smells divine.

I reckon Divine smells her poo.

[Section_31]

Funny as fuck blokes aren't they? 

 

Do you reckon there's a website out there filled with 40 and 50 something year old women with husbands, kids at university, car loans and patio furniture posting pictures of Brad Pitt or whoever they all fancy these days along with lines like 'I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass just to hear him fart through a walkie talkie'.

 

Almost certainly not. 

[Kevin D]

55 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Funny as fuck blokes aren't they? 

 

Do you reckon there's a website out there filled with 40 and 50 something year old women with husbands, kids at university, car loans and patio furniture posting pictures of Brad Pitt or whoever they all fancy these days along with lines like 'I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass just to hear him fart through a walkie talkie'.

 

Almost certainly not. 

I’d shag Brad Pitt to shag Dua lipa, so just be careful where he stands.

[TD_LFC]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Funny as fuck blokes aren't they? 

 

Do you reckon there's a website out there filled with 40 and 50 something year old women with husbands, kids at university, car loans and patio furniture posting pictures of Brad Pitt or whoever they all fancy these days along with lines like 'I'd crawl over a mile of broken glass just to hear him fart through a walkie talkie'.

 

Almost certainly not. 

Isn't that Mumsnet?

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Kevin D said:

I’d shag Brad Pitt to shag Dua lipa, so just be careful where he stands.

I'd shag Section to shag Dua Lipa. 

[bigthrusts]

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Two of life’s great disappointments are that I probably won’t win the Euromillions and that Dua Lipa won’t marry me. It’s all so unfair. 
 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1002117587073737?fs=e&s=cl

[bigthrusts]

Fire. 

 

 

[bigthrusts]

[Rushies tash]

Holy mother of god

[Josef Svejk]

On 10/08/2022 at 17:07, bigthrusts said:

Fire. 

 

 

I thought the Tiny Desk folks were more discerning.

[cloggypop]

Anyone up for half an hour of yoga?