Dua Lipa

[Guest]

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

Mrs Tash moves in with Mr Lipa. Mrs Lipa moves in with me. Mrs Red moves in with you.

 

Job done. 

But whatever would happen to Dua and Rina?

[Guest]

Dua Lipa has a boyfriend.

 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

Family full of bangers

Her brothers about 12 you dirty bastard 

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Dua Lipa has a boyfriend.

 

2 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

But whatever would happen to Dua and Rina?

The three new couples will share custody. Dua can sleep on a camp bed in the conservatory.  Rina will have to make do with the sofa. 

[Rushies tash]

16 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Mrs Tash moves in with Mr Lipa. Mrs Lipa moves in with me. Mrs Red moves in with you.

 

Job done. 

Pics or GTFO.

[Tj hooker]

All 3 would definitely get a game Dua Mum and sister the Dad not so much 

[Herp McDerp]

Just now, Tj hooker said:

All 3 would definitely get a game Dua Mum and sister the Dad not so much 

Homophobe

[Tj hooker]

1 minute ago, Herp McDerp said:

Homophobe

Thanks 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

Homophobe

At least he isn't trying to groom the lad, unlike Rick 

[Section_31]

42 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Yes - I’m all in on Mother Lipa. 

 

The dad looks like James Bond, the fuck is going on with the genetics with this lot? They're like an inverted version of a Haven Holiday family.

[Bjornebye]

Albanian women are fit 

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Albanian women are fit 

 

I'll raise you Montenegro. There's only about 15 people there and 14 of them are fit, the other isn't bad looking.

 

You can walk around an English city all day, every day, and maybe see one or two genuine, natural stunners if you're lucky, more likely you won't see any at all. In Montenegro they're working in shoe shops, cleaning the bogs and driving buses. It's like Beverly Hills 90210.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

I'll raise you Montenegro. There's only about 15 people there and 14 of them are fit, the other isn't bad looking.

 

You can walk around an English city all day, every day, and maybe see one or two genuine, natural stunners if you're lucky, more likely you won't see any at all. In Montenegro they're working in shoe shops, cleaning the bogs and driving buses. It's like Beverly Hills 90210.

 

**books one way ticket to montenegro**

[Strontium]

28 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

All 3 would definitely get a game Dua Mum and sister the Dad not so much 

 

[Edward.]

Got better looking daughters she’s fucking wick.

[Guest]

[Guest]

[Captain Howdy]

When is the dad next filming Friday Night Lights

[bigthrusts]

 

 

 

[bigthrusts]

 

 

 

 

[General Dryness]

On 19/03/2021 at 00:03, Shooter in the Motor said:

Dua Lipa has a sister. 

 

And god only knows how I've missed her.

[sir roger]

Una Lipa ?

[ZonkoVille77]

4 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

 

 

 

 

 

Puma wearing wank machine.

[No2]

On 20/03/2021 at 16:57, bigthrusts said:

 

I have that couch.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 18/03/2021 at 20:48, Section_31 said:

 

The dad looks like James Bond, the fuck is going on with the genetics with this lot? They're like an inverted version of a Haven Holiday family.

The lad looks the way I thought I looked when I was his age and I tried to dress up. No way should a wee cunt like that be able to carry off a tux so smoothly.