Players and managers who are stealing a living.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just watching the Ev vs Palace and I'm instantly struck by just how completely shite Morgan Schneiderlin is.

 

He was shit at Southampton. He was shit at Man U. He is shit at Everton.

 

Morgan Schneiderlin is fucking shit at football and he is stealing a living.

[dave u]

Theo Walcott.

[dave u]

David Moyes.

[dave u]

Paul Pogba.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fat cunt Steve Bruce. How does he keep on landing these cushy managerial positions?

 

He's tactically inept, has zero imagination, devoid of character, without a single ounce of charisma, he's a 30 stone ugly cunt.

 

His track record is one of outrageous spending on horrendous players, alehouse hoofball, relegation, 6 months on Sky Sports and then repeat.

 

Another useless fat fucking chancer who is stealing a living from the beautiful game.

 

Fat fucking ugly cunt.

[dave u]

Mesut Ozil.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Dave forgot to mention Jesse Lingard.

 

Jesus H Christ, could be skipper of the gimp XI. An utter simpleton, a 28 year old infant.

 

In a year or two I fully expect Lingard to have been fucked off by Sunderland and been outed as a dirty paedo by the outraged parents of his 14 year old girlfriend.

[etho]

Not sure if his name is right but Paul Dummett at Newcastle. Genuinely a league one standard player at best. Not convinced I'd pick him for my Sunday league team

[Lee909]

Mustafi

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Danny Drinkwater - got lucky being surrounded by a good team. Makes Chelsea signing Steve Sidwell look sound business.

[Bruce Spanner]

19 minutes ago, dave u said:

Paul Pogba.

Paul Pogba is not stealing a living and is certainly not a detrimental presence in Manchester United’s revival.

 

He’s done wonders for their social media numbers, has guided some of the young up and comers to unimaginable riches and mediocrity. He’s redefined what a midfielder should be, no more lung bursting runs, crunching tackles, dictating play, no, it’s conserving energy for the awards season and Neymar’s birthday parties that’s the real job of the modern midfielder; he’s led the charge on that. He’s literally propped up the agents market and, through sheer altruistic motives, made sure that they’ll live a comfortable life in their autumnal years. He’s been central to the stubborn refusal to actually have a scouting or analytics departments as he proves you just need to buy superstars to win. Shirt sales have risen by 0.01 in key Asian demographics, probably because of him. He’s the first postmodern footballer, someone who doesn’t need to play the game, just be a idea about what the game should be.

 

Stealing a living?

 

I think he deserves every single penny and should, without question, be offfered the most lucrative and lengthy contract imaginable.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Declan Rice / Scott McTominay / big Longstaff / ginger Longstaff /  Eric Dier - all these whoppers are interchangeable. English passports come with the get out of jail free card, stroll around, 10 yard simple passes, each one worth a reported £30m, each one fucking ineffective dog shit.

 

Gareth Barry's illegitimate progeny.

[Pete]

David Moyes. David Moyes. David Moyes.

[dockers_strike]

Scot Sinclair, although to be fair, he's now in the Championship with Preston. 14 fucking clubs though! Hodgson has to be my tip for a manager stealing a living. Well past his sell by date but no one seems willing to boot him into retirement.

[Butch]

1 hour ago, dave u said:

Paul Pogba.

You're good at this. 

[Butch]

Otamendi. Hilarious. 

[Bjornebye]

Lucas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Salou]

Roy Hodgson

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

[Funkasy]

Shane Long.

[Bjornebye]

Alan Hutton 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

10 minutes ago, Funkasy said:

Shane Long.

Was thinking the same. Does almost nothing of note, but runs about a bit.

 

It was a dark moment, but his reaction to Ward-Prowse's injury made me laugh though. His team mate is rolling around in agony, clearly distressed, other players are trying to calm him down, and Long stands over him and shouts 'fuck me, you can see his fucking bone!"

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, dave u said:

David Moyes.

Ever since he left Preston he has underachieved in every job.

 

It's what he does. 

[Trumo]

Jermaine Jenas. The definition of 'vanilla' as both player and pundit.

[WhiskeyJar]

Mario. Remember him?