What have you achieved today?

[A Red]

Had a meeting today with, on the face if it, a completely upfront and honest estate agent

[Paulie Dangerously]

47 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Aren't all dragons green though? 

 

Is the story based on John Leslie and Abi Titmouse having a threesome with a black prostitute?

 

What sort of fucking are you delivering Paulie and how can I attend 

Appalling attitude and the of dragonist microaggression we try to avoid. 

 

I'd say you can join in with my class but I think they're a bit mentally advanced for you la. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Appalling attitude and the of dragonist microaggression we try to avoid. 

 

I'd say you can join in with my class but I think they're a bit mentally advanced for you la. 

Im just being realistic. 

 

As for the second part. Yes agreed. 

[JohnnyH]

I fucked the prom queen. 

[TheBitch]

Just disconnected a 415v motor because the gearbox it’s attached to has failed and the oil has come right through the windings of the motor and out through the terminal box. Other than that it’s sound. 

[M_B]

Have to get my passport renewed so finally posted off my old one today.

 

Looking forward to getting the new UK passport that's made in France.

[moof]

Came twice 

[Tony Moanero]

Had a sit-down wee whilst reading TLW.

[Bruce Spanner]

Mediated between two people who had very different ideas about something, whilst at the same time despising each other, which was fun.

 

No idea how, but both later thanked me for having their corner and showing the other up. Absolutely no idea what meeting they were in, but my hangover addled brain didn’t process it that way. It was two cunts I told to shut up and stop acting like fucking children.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, JohnnyH said:

I fucked the prom queen. 

What was his name?

[Bjornebye]

Just now, VladimirIlyich said:

What was his name?

Philip. 

[JohnnyH]

55 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

What was his name?

Gordon 

[Thoth]

10 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

What was his name?

Conchita Wurst