Firms Urged To Crack Down On Office Sport Chat

[Bjornebye]

Headline says Football but the article includes Cricket etc. 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51261999

 

I particularly liked :

 

"A lot of women, in particular, feel left out," she told the BBC's Today programme.

"They don't follow those sports and they don't like either being forced to talk about them or not being included."

 

"Yep ok lets stop everyone discussing Sport. Oh hang on are you and Jane swapping Cake recipes? Well I don't eat cake so please stop talking about that because I feel left out." 

 

"Sorry are you discussing where to go for dinner? I take my dinner-break an hour after you so please stop talking about it as I feel left out"

 

"Dot Cottons got AIDS? I don't watch Eastenders so please shut up or I'll sue" 

 

Fucking twat brigade. 

[cloggypop]

Surely only birds work in offices anyway.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Surely only birds work in offices anyway.

Birds in skirts and blouses. 

[cloggypop]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Birds in skirts and blouses. 

[Trumo]

If we all followed this Ann Francke's suggestion, the only things to talk about would be reality TV or bitching about your work colleagues. Personally I'm OK with being excluded from those conversations.

[Remmie]

Agree on the removal of banter (especially "bantz"), in all forms, from the workplace.

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Agree on the removal of banter (especially "bantz"), in all forms, from the workplace.

Best hope they stay away from your Juniper bushes from now on then mate 

[Remmie]

I don't know what that means

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I don't know what that means

You'll have to take a vow of silence because of your 'epic bantz' 

[Remmie]

You are

[General Dryness]

5 minutes ago, Remmie said:

You are

He certainly is.

[Bjornebye]

That was the point you thick cunts 

[TheBitch]

Should have kept this to your diary,  Ann. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

So one minute your talking in the office kitchen about var and then suddenly you’re running around with your pants down. It’s the natural progression.

[Rico1304]

It’s pretty sexist isn’t it? Women don’t watch sport? 

[Dr Nowt]

5 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

It’s pretty sexist isn’t it? Women don’t watch sport? 

Exactly. Of course women fucking watch sport as much as men. Blatant misogyny to suggest otherwise. They just don’t understand it.

[Rico1304]

14 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Exactly. Of course women fucking watch sport as much as men. Blatant misogyny to suggest otherwise. They just don’t understand it.

There’s topless darts, foxy boxing and jelly wrestling. 

[Champ]

That bit about ‘one minute the talk is about football and the next it’s back slapping and talk of the weekend’s conquests.’ What a load of shite. Well, not where I work

[Mook]

Do you want to know what annoys me at work, they sorted me with a new PC and two bigger monitors today & the left monitor now blocks my view of the aisle where you get a cracking view of birds walking away after being in the meeting rooms.

 

My joy at having state of the art new equipment was quickly overshadowed by anger, bitterness & resentment.

[Nunavut Patrick]

13 minutes ago, Champ said:

That bit about ‘one minute the talk is about football and the next it’s back slapping and talk of the weekend’s conquests.’ What a load of shite. Well, not where I work

At my age weekend conquest is watching The Irishman and only needing one toilet break.

 

[Dr Nowt]

25 minutes ago, Mook said:

Do you want to know what annoys me at work, they sorted me with a new PC and two bigger monitors today & the left monitor now blocks my view of the aisle where you get a cracking view of birds walking away after being in the meeting rooms.

 

My joy at having state of the art new equipment was quickly overshadowed by anger, bitterness & resentment.

Yet another case of PC gone mad.

[Davelfc]

We can't have men enjoying themselves, laughing and having a chat about footy can we. From now on enforced chats about Mini Cauldwell's missing cat, Stan Ogden's latest hilarious escapade with Eddie Yeats. Better still some plastic titted pouting orange thing trying to get shagged on some island (I don't know I don't watch it) or some people I have never heard of dancing. (remember when ballroom dancing was on the BBC late in the evening and only women over 70 watched it?) Maybe some person has taken a family heirloom to some antique fair to sell it to buy an iPad. Better still some angry creasy faced tosser is swearing at someone in a kitchen. Fuck footy, let's talk about that utter shite.

 

In this world of equality let women talk about whatever they want and men talk about what women want them to. 

 

Seriously this is just some spoilt twat that has somehow managed to get her opinion out there to the masses, probably through the state funded propaganda media.