West Ham (A) 29/2/2020 - Premier League - 19:45

[niallers]

13 minutes ago, WhiskeyJar said:

Nineteen-year-old forward Jeremy Ngakia, who didn't get off the bench during West Ham's FA Cup defeat to West Brom at the weekend, makes his debut in senior football.

My app has him playing as a wing back in a back 5. Tell big div to roast him 

[WhiskeyJar]

1 minute ago, manwiththestick said:

Oh marvelous.

What is Moyes trying to do? Copy Mourinho?

[magicrat]

2 minutes ago, Jennings said:

 

 

I never have a good feeling before our games. I am in a constant state of pant-shitting before games nowadays.

 

And Sadio being out has made me into an even more hysterical fanny.

Same. The longer the run goes on all the more buttock clenching required.

[dockers_strike]

Might I suggest we give Fabianski's hip a bit of a work out tonight?

[WhiskeyJar]

1 minute ago, niallers said:

My app has him playing as a wing back in a back 5. Tell big div to roast him 

"Strong and speedy, composed but tenaciously hard-working..." - that's how the West Ham website described tonight's surprise starter, Jeremy Ngakia. 

[Jennings]

1 minute ago, magicrat said:

Same. The longer the run goes on all the more buttock clenching required.

Can we have a forum dedicated to the hysterical fannies? So we don't annoy the calm positive folk..

...or at least have a name like the ART did.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Anything less than a win today and we won't get 3 points. 

[magicrat]

2 minutes ago, Jennings said:

Can we have a forum dedicated to the hysterical fannies? So we don't annoy the calm positive folk..

...or at least have a name like the ART did.

The Bubble about to burst forum

[WhiskeyJar]

I would be disappointed with a draw.

[Bobby Hundreds]

7 minutes ago, Jennings said:

Can we have a forum dedicated to the hysterical fannies? So we don't annoy the calm positive folk..

...or at least have a name like the ART did.

I like that idea. A knee jerk match thread so when the opposition scores I can say we are all going to die with out being considered dramatic.

[magicrat]

Happy to report any streams if required . 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Happy to report any streams if required . 

Check the stream tread that I have just updated. 

 

 

FOR FUCK SAKE 

[BeefStroganoff]

18 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Oh marvelous.

Bound to score.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

17 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Same. The longer the run goes on all the more buttock clenching required.

Me too. 
 

Come on Reds!

[magicrat]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Check the stream tread that I have just updated. 

 

 

FOR FUCK SAKE 

Just seen it mate. I'll be straight on the case of these bastards about 9.30 

[BeefStroganoff]

2-0 to the reds, Salah brace

[Grinch]

Glad to see Kieta back on the bench, oxocube has been shite for a while now 

[suzy]

Bit nervous about this, but I was confident about Shrewsbury and look how that turned out! So - hopefully we’ll win!

[WhiskeyJar]

Shitting it now.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Weird football, this is like Mike Tyson v Phillip schofield but in this sport schofield has a shot.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

Weird football, this is like Mike Tyson v Phillip schofield but in this sport schofield has a shot.

Terrible analogy. He is banging Willoughby mate that guy does what he wants. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Terrible analogy. He is banging Willoughby mate that guy does what he wants. 

The guy married to willoughby is even uglier than Phil.

[3 Stacks]

That starting 11 of theirs is terrible. I don't think there's anyway we drop points here.

[magicrat]

Their song was made for Moyes

[Jennings]

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

That starting 11 of theirs is terrible. I don't think there's anyway we drop points here.

Stacksy isn't getting in the Pant-Shitters™. No siree!