Coronavirus

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, JohnnyH said:

Have you checked the internet?

Yeah, it said I’ve got mumps. And a I’m pervert. 

I definitely don’t have mumps. 

[Bjornebye]

I hope everyone’s still drinking bleach 

[Numero Veinticinco]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I hope everyone’s still drinking bleach 

 

I am still shining a torch up my arse, as per Trump's question. Okay, okay, I was doing that before Covid. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

 

I am still shining a torch up my arse, as per Trump's question. Okay, okay, I was doing that before Covid. 

I did that once, never again. Reminded me of the Cleaners from The Labyrinth  
 

Yours not mine obviously….

[KMD7]

Me and the Mrs tested positive again on Monday. Second time for her and third time for me. Feel like complete shit. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 hour ago, KMD7 said:

Me and the Mrs tested positive again on Monday. Second time for her and third time for me. Feel like complete shit. 

Ah sorry to hear that mate. I only had it once, but it was brutal. 

[KMD7]

53 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Ah sorry to hear that mate. I only had it once, but it was brutal. 

Thanks brother. Good to see you back posting. 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Me and the Mrs tested positive again on Monday. Second time for her and third time for me. Feel like complete shit. 

Get better soon both. Have you had the “who caught it off who” argument yet? 

[KMD7]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Get better soon both. Have you had the “who caught it off who” argument yet? 

Haha yep. We've determined it's my fault even though her symptoms started a couple of days before mine. 

 

Edit: She gave me a kidney so I'll let her have this victory 

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Haha yep. We've determined it's my fault even though her symptoms started a couple of days before mine. 

 

Edit: She gave me a kidney so I'll let her have this victory 

 

Hahaha yeah she can win a fair few arguments there mate 

[John102]

First time i have had it, which has coincided with my wife being away and having two small boys to look after.

 

Thankfully i think i have ver mild symtoms. Body is aching and got a sore throat. Sweat is also pissing out of me but other than that it's been alright.

[TheHowieLama]

By next winter it will be just like the flu.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

By next winter it will be just like the flu.

It was over 3 winters ago silly 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

11 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Me and the Mrs tested positive again on Monday. Second time for her and third time for me. Feel like complete shit. 

As if you weren't in the shed enough in peace time mate.

[Toxteth O'Grady]

On 04/06/2024 at 19:32, polymerpunkah said:

Where was Lucy Letby when all this happened?

Stavanger.

Spare room.

Pine smell.

[Section_31]

Steers well clear of me now. Cocksucker had reputation as the toughest virus in Wuhan. But it never came back after I got true with it.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Steers well clear of me now. Cocksucker had reputation as the toughest virus in Wuhan. But it never came back after I got true with it.

My latest dose was so bad I died.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Steers well clear of me now. Cocksucker had reputation as the toughest virus in Wuhan. But it never came back after I got true with it.

 

Covid 

 

 

Section 

 

[TheHowieLama]

A British doctor on Monday pleaded guilty to an audacious but unsuccessful plot to kill his mother’s partner with a fake Covid-19 vaccine, which involved him forging medical documents and dressing in disguise to inject his victim with poison.

Thomas Kwan, 53, passed himself off as a nurse and even took his own mother’s blood pressure before administering poison to her partner, Patrick O’Hara, in Newcastle, northern England.

 

 

 

[cloggypop]

Hair or hat? 

[Pete]

Finally tested as negative! Horrible illness.