Coronavirus

[Anubis]

They are checking social media to see how it’s doing, especially as the Brexit Cross Of St George mob are out in force using the #ScumMedia hashtag. Remarkable how coordinated it seems.

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

You have to know what’s important and how to deploy it, not being able to keep eye contact and consistent timbre are not part of the job description. 
 

He works with analytics and optics of message reception and retention. It’s data led psychology and now how good he is in the clubhouse after 18 holes. He looks for patterns and nuance in data that precise and allows them to target the right people with the right message at the right time. The reason he’s so popular is because he’s fucking good at this though not good at being a human being, which again, for a Tory isn’t part of the job description.

And it's why he's an advisor and not pm

[Bobby Hundreds]

11 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

 

 

 

 

Jon W

 

@jonw101961

 

Replying to

@darrengrimes_

I have tears in my eyes This is an ordinary bloke looking after his family Those who couldn’t be arsed to find out their rights shouldn’t be angry at him!

There's just no hope for humanity when half the people are just massive fucking bell ends, who will defend anything their side does.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

#Irony

 

Page 666, and it will all be about that cunt Cummings. 

[Vector Sigma]

I'm expecting the upcoming page 666 of this thread to be full of plenty of good, positive and saintly comments.

[TheHowieLama]

5 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

There's just no hope for immunity when half the people are just massive fucking bell ends

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Lewis Goodall sums it up well. 

 

Cummings needed to show that he was a hostage to exceptional circumstances or show some contrition. 

 

He did neither. 

[Anubis]

 

 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Arguably not real great at his day job either

That whole interview showed the importance of a clique. When you are surrounded by your cronies and you are under attack, with no one next to you there is nowhere to hide. 

[magicrat]

Great shame the big Corona God in the sky didn't pull Cummings name out of the hat.

[johnsusername]

Why was Cummings put in front of the press? He's basically a consultant - it should be his employer being grilled for their employee's action. He shouldn't have so much power that he can have his own press conference. What a fucking joke of a situation. 

 

Should have been sacked this morning, with a government apology. 

[Scooby Dudek]

Now it all makes sense;

 

 

[magicrat]

2 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Why was Cummings put in front of the press? He's basically a consultant - it should be his employer being grilled for their employee's action. He shouldn't have so much power that he can have his own press conference. What a fucking joke of a situation. 

 

Should have been sacked this morning, with a government apology. 

Not how it works in Trumpian politics. The buck stops as far away from the man in charge as possible

[Scooby Dudek]

Every question should be about Cummings, if not the usual suspects have fallen in line.

[Aventus]

2 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

Every question should be about Cummings, if not the usual suspects have fallen in line.

I imagine the purpose of the earlier presser was to prevent Boris from having to talk about it. 

 

The questions are all submitted in advance anyway. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Well, isn't this weird! 

[Scooby Dudek]

Laura and Peston asked about Cummings, Boris ignored the first one and has just basically told Peston and other journalists not to ask about Cummings. 

 

Disgraceful.

[Scooby Dudek]

[Scooby Dudek]

So far every question about Cummings, so far every question ignored by our PM and not giving them an option to ask a follow up.

[Vector Sigma]

Bojo the Bozo now slapping the lectern in petulance as he continues to dodge the question being put to him.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The Twitterati are finding several articles which quote Mrs. Cummings mentioning her ability to drive. 

 

So, on the bare face of it, there appears to be no reason for Cummings to test his ability to drive in preparation for the journey back to London as his wife could have driven instead. 

[johnsusername]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

There's just no hope for humanity when half the people are just massive fucking bell ends, who will defend anything their side does.

That bloke has Tweeted or Retweeted 21 times in the last hour all about Cummings/Johnson etc. Is he real? Surely you wouldn't be arsed? 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Just now, johnsusername said:

That bloke has Tweeted or Retweeted 21 times in the last hour all about Cummings/Johnson etc. Is he real? Surely you wouldn't be arsed? 

People rep their own posts from years ago on here. People often don't behave rationally when online. 

[Rico1304]

 

[Barrington Womble]

That press conference. Fucking hell. Will the general public accept this shite? I really think they will. Will the journalists accept being so blatantly fucked off? Probably. What a mess this country is in