Coronavirus

[Elite]

@Dr Nowt

 

To sum this up you're deffo taking part in the trial vaccine, as it could be my best chance of getting a go on Sam Fox's tits.

[Dr Nowt]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

@Dr Nowt

 

To sum this up you're deffo taking part in the trial vaccine, as it could be my best chance of getting a go on Sam Fox's tits.

You and @Bjornebye can have one each mate.

 

To be fair, even if I only get the placebo there’s moob enough for two. Fucking 43 soon.

[Creator Supreme]

3 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

You and @Bjornebye can have one each mate.

 

To be fair, even if I only get the placebo there’s moob enough for two. Fucking 43 soon.

My heart breaks for you, at least you're not staring down the barrel of being 45!

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Dr Nowt said:

You and @Bjornebye can have one each mate.

 

To be fair, even if I only get the placebo there’s moob enough for two. Fucking 43 soon.

You'd have to be a proper fat bastard to get moobs anywhere near Sam Fox.

 

Two tonnes of peanut butter should be delivered to you by Wednesday mate, this will be ongoing until you've got D cups at the very least.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

You'd have to be a proper fat bastard to get moobs anywhere near Sam Fox.

 

Two tonnes of peanut butter should be delivered to you by Wednesday mate, this will be ongoing until you've got D cups at the very least.

I've just ordered him a dominos, a curry and a kebab 

[Dr Nowt]

16 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I've just ordered him a dominos, a curry and a kebab 

They look delicious mate, thanks.

 

Never had a pizza with Amyl nitrate on it before.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, polymerpunkah said:

Are they starting up schools full bore, or starting with part-time, or having part classes a couple days a week, etc?

 

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

Yes, they're using Reception, Years 1 and 6 plus key workers kids as guinea pigs. 

And then a week later they’ll announce on Sunday night that all the kids need to be back in the next morning and that the small detail will be provided by each school. 

[Dr Nowt]

7 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

My heart breaks for you, at least you're not staring down the barrel of being 45!

My condolences pal.

 

If it’s any consolation you probably don’t do an involuntary Darth Vader impression getting out bed.

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

They look delicious mate, thanks.

 

Never had a pizza with Amyl nitrate on it before.

Spunk Ananse 

[Creator Supreme]

31 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

My condolences pal.

 

If it’s any consolation you probably don’t do an involuntary Darth Vader impression getting out bed.

No but it sounds like I'm in agony every time I get out of a chair!

[Bruce Spanner]

2 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

He didn't even invent that. 

I wonder what the average class size is in a state school compared to a private school ?

 

State by union mandate is thirty, unless exceptional circumstances dictate.

 

Private max of 20, most likely 12/15 at the very most.

[Dougie Do'ins]

10 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

State by union mandate is thirty, unless exceptional circumstances dictate.

 

Private max of 20, most likely 12/15 at the very most.

So easier to implement social distancing then.

[Bruce Spanner]

8 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

So easier to implement social distancing then.

 

Why, of cousrse, don't want Tarquin not getting the education my tax evasion pays for!

[Anubis]

Boris Johnson lying through his arse again.

 

 

 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

He's the British Trump. Doesn't matter how many lies he tells or how big they are his supporters will back him to the hilt. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

12 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Boris Johnson lying through his arse again.

 

 

 

 

 

Caught a glimpse  of sky news earlier and I'm sure they were tearing that BJ claim apart.

[Barrington Womble]

20 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

He's the British Trump. Doesn't matter how many lies he tells or how big they are his supporters will back him to the hilt. 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Next PMQ's should be interesting. Mind you I bet the cunt is trying to find a way not to attend. 

[Jose Jones]

7 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

The kind who desperately wants to get the children in his class back to school but doesn't want to put them, himself, his wife, daughter and wider family at any extra risk. 

Lefty scum, your card is marked.

[Section_31]

I'm gonna call it right now and say the Oxford vaccine won't work. A vaccine of some description from somewhere may very well work, but ours won't.

 

https://www.forbes.com/sites/williamhaseltine/2020/05/16/did-the-oxford-covid-vaccine-work-in-monkeys-not-really/

 

I say that because of some of the unusually optimistic noises they've been making for months which were followed quite swiftly by a pharmaceutical deal and lots of state cash.

 

Our modern university system is, and has been for some considerable time, little more than a machine for hoovering up cash, either from grants for research of dubious value, or through letting anyone throgu the doors to study. Shameless money grabs wrapped up in phoney patriotism for the plebs, it is the British way.

 

People will get paid, and valuable lessons 'will be learned' but in the end we'll all end up buying our one on Ebay from Switzerland. 

[Bjornebye]

I'm not a huge conspiracy theorist or anything but I reckon they have a vaccine. 

 

Same as for Cancer. I think there is absolutely something out there but no chance the illuminati will let it be widely used because it controls the population. Does a sieve work as well as a colander? 

[skend04]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm not a huge conspiracy theorist or anything but I reckon they have a vaccine. 

 

Same as for Cancer. I think there is absolutely something out there but no chance the illuminati will let it be widely used because it controls the population. Does a sieve work as well as a colander? 

You've been Spy Bee'd! Or is it Red Phoenixed? Who was the one that was scared of American pizza places?

[Section_31]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm not a huge conspiracy theorist or anything but I reckon they have a vaccine. 

 

Same as for Cancer. I think there is absolutely something out there but no chance the illuminati will let it be widely used because it controls the population. Does a sieve work as well as a colander? 

I can well believe we were already far down the road with a vaccine as some teams had been working on SARS/MERS stuff before it got shelved. 

 

A lot of the delays with vaccines come from testing and trying to mitigate financial losses, but the State in both the USA and UK has taking on most of that risk, they're mass producing vaccines now before they even know if they work or not - if they don't, that cost will be borne by you and me. 

 

I'm just not convinced of the talk around this Oxford one. 

[Bruce Spanner]

The fact that America & The UK are not allowing open source to help out as many as possible if a vaccine is found is the latest in a long line of fucking awful decisions that make me look forward to the day I can revoke my citizenship, cunts.