Coronavirus

[JohnnyH]

15 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

 

Similar to not forwarding on twitter videos that state “do not forward this on as [insert public figure] wold HATE it”, I will not be watching that video. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Gove guarantees that teachers and pupils will be safe in school before immediately following it up by saying there will be risk. 

 

Great stuff 

[Jose Jones]

21 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Gove guarantees that teachers and pupils will be safe in school before immediately following it up by saying there will be risk. 

 

Great stuff 

What kind of teacher are you Paulie? Beautiful patriotic hero or militant lefty communist scum?

[Guest]

28 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Gove guarantees that teachers and pupils will be safe in school before immediately following it up by saying there will be risk. 

 

Great stuff 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

40 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Gove guarantees that teachers and pupils will be safe in school before immediately following it up by saying there will be risk. 

 

Great stuff 

I liked the straw man about ‘the only way to protect yourself fully from coronavirus is to stay in the house completely’ 

 

Yeah, dickhead, I’m pretty sure that’s the argument all the science community, apart from the selected windbags you  just happen to believe, said and you’re using it to discredit the argument you fucking imbecile.
 

They are beyond parody now.

[TheHowieLama]

US notches it over 90,000 today.

UK seems to be holding off as they will get it over 35k in a few hours time.

 

The only challenger is Brazil - and that fella is killing off people on purpose.

[SasaS]

Yu-es-ey! Yu-es-ey!

[TheHowieLama]

Yea ese.

[TheHowieLama]

Eight additional sailors aboard the coronavirus-stricken carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt have now tested positive for the virus according to a defense official.

These eight sailors had previously tested positive and were removed from the ship in order to self-quarantine. They had all tested negative twice before being allowed back on board before this latest incident of testing positive again for the virus.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Eight additional sailors aboard the coronavirus-stricken carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt have now tested positive for the virus according to a defense official.

These eight sailors had previously tested positive and were removed from the ship in order to self-quarantine. They had all tested negative twice before being allowed back on board before this latest incident of testing positive again for the virus.

You'd think 90,000 odd deaths would make people start using their heads. 

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Gove guarantees that teachers and pupils will be safe in school before immediately following it up by saying there will be risk. 

 

Great stuff 

To be fair, there's absolutely nothing we can do in life that guarantees safety from the virus. If people are expecting that as a starting point, we should all just lock ourselves up at home and starve to death. 

 

We have to find a balance between minimising risk and getting as close to normal life as possible. The problem is not if Gove or any other government shitehawk can guarantee safety - because if they do, they're lying - it's if they're making every effort to keep teachers and pupils as safe as possible in our schools. Up to now the government have provide just soundbites and no evidence that they're making any effort. Wanting zero risk is as pointless and selfish as those nut jobs who are crying about having their freedoms taken away by lockdown. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

3 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

What kind of teacher are you Paulie? Beautiful patriotic hero or militant lefty communist scum?

The kind who desperately wants to get the children in his class back to school but doesn't want to put them, himself, his wife, daughter and wider family at any extra risk. 

[TheHowieLama]

Hmmm, an educational centrist.

[Paulie Dangerously]

1 hour ago, Barry Wom said:

To be fair, there's absolutely nothing we can do in life that guarantees safety from the virus. If people are expecting that as a starting point, we should all just lock ourselves up at home and starve to death. 

 

We have to find a balance between minimising risk and getting as close to normal life as possible. The problem is not if Gove or any other government shitehawk can guarantee safety - because if they do, they're lying - it's if they're making every effort to keep teachers and pupils as safe as possible in our schools. Up to now the government have provide just soundbites and no evidence that they're making any effort. Wanting zero risk is as pointless and selfish as those nut jobs who are crying about having their freedoms taken away by lockdown. 

I agree that there's no way to get zero risk, meaning Gove's claim that he could guarantee it was safe are laughable. 

 

I'd be interested to see if the private schools, that the great and good of the political world send their children, will be opening in a few weeks as well. As they're so safe. 

 

[Pureblood]

4 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

I'd be interested to see if the private schools, that the great and good of the political world send their children, will be opening in a few weeks as well. As they're so safe. 

Tory mouthpiece has that one covered. 

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/05/16/private-schools-should-spread-word-time-send-children-back-class/

[Paulie Dangerously]

5 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Tory mouthpiece has that one covered. 

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/05/16/private-schools-should-spread-word-time-send-children-back-class/

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'If you had a magic carpet that could take you anywhere,' I asked my three-year-old during an Arabian-themed bedtime story, “where would you go?” “Nursery school,” he replied, sadly. "

 

A cheer went up from the waiting voters. 

[cloggypop]

15 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

I agree that there's no way to get zero risk, meaning Gove's claim that he could guarantee it was safe are laughable. 

 

I'd be interested to see if the private schools, that the great and good of the political world send their children, will be opening in a few weeks as well. As they're so safe. 

 

Opening in September apparently. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

3 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Opening in September apparently. 

Like France, Italy, Spain and Ireland then. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Private schools finish earlier than public schools so it’s not as bad as it looks if they don’t go back at the same time, that’s not to say I don’t believe that if one goes back there should be exemptions for the other. 
 

They finish mid/late June, whilst public school close towards the end of July.

 

 

[Section_31]

Business wanker saying 30 million vaccine doses available by September. 

 

It's a shame this lot just lie all the time or that might be exciting, I'm currently waiting on my game-changer antibody test and Dyson ventilator. 

[sir roger]

You've more chance of a Dyson vibrator

[sir roger]

Strange days when we are cheering the news that heart attack admissions to NHS hospitals are shooting up.

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

 

A cheer went up from the waiting voters. 

 

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‘But if going back without protection meant you brought the virus back home and killed grandmama,' I asked my three-year-old as the brave Arabian Knight was infected with leprosy by a small child, “how would you feel” “Psychologically damaged for life.’ he replied, sadly. "

The Telegraph can go and fuck itself, and everyone aboard it.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

31 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Business wanker saying 30 million vaccine doses available by September. 

 

It's a shame this lot just lie all the time or that might be exciting, I'm currently waiting on my game-changer antibody test and Dyson ventilator. 

 

Dyson is the richest man in the UK now, he just hoovers the money up any old how. 

[Pureblood]

44 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Business wanker saying 30 million vaccine doses available by September. 

 

It's a shame this lot just lie all the time or that might be exciting, I'm currently waiting on my game-changer antibody test and Dyson ventilator. 

Postpone the schools opening until September, when the vaccine will be 100% ready and thirty million doses will definitely be available.  Vaccinate all the beautiful children and send them on their way merry way, risk free.