Coronavirus

[Anubis]

8 minutes ago, Elite said:

Control the virus? Most people can't control their own personal hygiene.

 

You just can’t help yourself. You always have to have a pop at Stig and his itchy arse. Every chance you get.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

25 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Just read that the Robert Koch Institute has said the R0 value has gone up to 1.1 already in Germany. That's pretty horrendous given their far more cautious approach. Dread to think what'll happen here- the figures last week for new cases and deaths were 7-8 times the German totals.

 

 

 

 

It'll be interesting/alarming (how ever you view it) to see how things pan out over here. IMO they are relaxing things too early. Fine for shops and the like who can control things, fine for football to start again as they'll have the money and manpower to control things. Not so fine to have schools restarting as kids are pretty selfish and unmanageable at the best of times. Certainly not fine in trusting people to social distance etc in the parks. I've already seen large groups of people grilling and sitting close together, kids playing and hardly a mask in site. Plus the scruffy bastards are leaving their rubbish in the parks, cunts. 

Merkel has been pressurised by state ministers to relax things and it all boils down to money. Plenty of other  ministers/specialists in the field of health care are sceptical and against the lockdown being relaxed in certain areas. It could easily end up being a harsh lesson should figures rise again. 

[Elite]

13 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Accidents happen. I wish you’d stop going on about it. 

 

[Gnasher]

51 minutes ago, PestiRed said:

The point of Europe Day is to celebrate the working together of nations that has prevented more repeats of the wars that devastated the continent in the early 20th century and to remind people that they need to cooperate to stop it happening again. 

You believe that fucking they feed you? Wash it down with a coca cola,

 

 

 

The message at the end of the commercial was apparently written by pistonbroke.

[Section_31]

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Wow.

[Captain Turdseye]

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Also known as the 'confectionery enema'.

[Pureblood]

 

You're nothing but a puppet of the Archons.

[PestiRed]

51 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

You believe that fucking they feed you? Wash it down with a coca cola,

 

 

 

The message at the end of the commercial was apparently written by pistonbroke.

The post war generations tend to believe that 75 years of peace is the norm in the parts of Europe co-operating with each other. It’s not, it’s pretty much unprecedented. Regardless of what you think of certain European institutions, the sentiment and determination to work together that came out of WW2 has kept us all much safer. 
 

Ask the Croats and the Slovenians why they were so keen to jump onboard

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

19 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Did he do it while staying indoors though?

[SasaS]

What would be the point in continuing with strict lockdowns and/or measures after 5-7 weeks, depending on the country  -  if you have not improved the situation considerably with a blunt instrument of locking people in their homes, it does not work and you can let them out.

 

If you have improved the numbers, you need to proceed to the next phase and see what happens next.

[Anubis]

53 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Top notch social distance heckling. Boris doesn’t look happy.

[Anubis]

15 minutes ago, TK421 said:

 

You're nothing but a puppet of the Archons.

Disappointing lack of masks, TK?

[PestiRed]

40 minutes ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

Wow.

I call bullshit. After what happened to Sajid Ravid, every single one of those talentless nomarks are fully aware that they are there purely to rubber stamp decisions and take flak away from Johnson 

[Anubis]

Is this basically a plea to the SIS to off the cabinet?

 

 

 

[Pureblood]

Just now, Anubis said:

Disappointed lack of masks, TK?

Aff-irmative.  They mostly go out in parks. Mostly. 

 

I'm expecting an announcement on masks tonight from fuckface. My predictions on what the speech will contain:-

 

-a few establishments will be allowed to open. Garden centres, maybe hairdressers.

-masks recommend but not compulsory.  This one is absolutely nailed on, I reckon.  Obviously the best option would be to make them compulsory, but fuckface is determined to spread the virus and kill as many people as possible so it will only be a recommendation.

-lots of metaphors about war and beating the virus.

-"we must stay alert"

-thanks to the great British people for the enormous sacrifices made so far.  Because of you, we have saved thousands of lives and crucially we have protected our fantastic NHS;

-exercise outdoors as much as you want (this bit is basically code for the lockdown is over, please go out and kill as many people as possible)

-some nonsense about getting Britain working again/bouncing back 

-there might be some sort of dig at Nicola Sturgeon about the UK acting simultaneously and being "together".  Sturgeon is going rogue and can barely hide her contempt for fuckface. 

[Anubis]

Hancock getting briefed against. Boris’ gentle escape goat.

 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

It'll be interesting/alarming (how ever you view it) to see how things pan out over here. IMO they are relaxing things too early. Fine for shops and the like who can control things, fine for football to start again as they'll have the money and manpower to control things. Not so fine to have schools restarting as kids are pretty selfish and unmanageable at the best of times. Certainly not fine in trusting people to social distance etc in the parks. I've already seen large groups of people grilling and sitting close together, kids playing and hardly a mask in site. Plus the scruffy bastards are leaving their rubbish in the parks, cunts. 

Merkel has been pressurised by state ministers to relax things and it all boils down to money. Plenty of other  ministers/specialists in the field of health care are sceptical and against the lockdown being relaxed in certain areas. It could easily end up being a harsh lesson should figures rise again. 

Those scenes on Brighton Sea front, it's as if fuck all has sunk in for some of these arseholes, we wont get cautioned or fined so we're sound to go, selfish twats.

 

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

I’m finding myself becoming livid at the results of an announcement that hasn’t been delivered yet.

 

In part this is due to the drip feed of teasers I keep gouging my eyes with on the World Wide Web.

 

Mainly it’s because I know I will be livid after the announcement due to the incompetence, cuntery, wankness, disingenuous nature, fuckwitery and general uselessness of the person delivering it so I might as well just make a start on being livid now.

[Anubis]

If anyone’s interested, Wuhan has recorded its first new case. Or so they say.

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

If anyone’s interested, Wuhan has recorded its first new case. Or so they say.

It only causes mild flu-like symptoms and mostly affects the elderly.  Nothing to be worried about. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

It is weird how the wet markets and laboratories are in the same region.  No conspiracy just weird.

[Oh Buoy]

34 minutes ago, Anubis said:

If anyone’s interested, Wuhan has recorded its first new case. Or so they say.

 

That's what happens when you don't follow TK's mask guidance.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

You just can’t help yourself. You always have to have a pop at Stig and his itchy arse. Every chance you get.

Hair grips are the best solution. Stay alert and don't try and scratch it with a tooth-pick