Coronavirus

[Captain Turdseye 12,103]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Aww. 

[Red_or_Dead 1,029]

3 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Rupert Shute. “Scientific adviser”

 

 

I bet he likes it up the Rupert Shute.

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously 6,705]

Any parents approaching the end of their tether should check out cosmic kids yoga on YouTube. 

[easytoslip 984]

1 hour ago, Pistonbroke said:

I lost my own mother without being able to hold her hand, just said my goodbyes over the phone as my brother held the phone to her ear. I'll never know if she could even here my words. Obviously under different circumstances, but it left a scar that will never heal. What's going on for many now must be utterly heartbreaking and it will affect people and even communities for years to come. As Captain said earlier, it's astonishing how some folk are blase about it all, despite the fact it can affect anyone both from a personal health issue or someone they hold dear. My own Mother in Law is pissing me off with her attitude towards it all and it's not nice to see my missus helpless to talk sense into her. I know loads of older folk over here who are exactly the same, sad times. 

It must be dreadful, I was with my younger sister to the end, 3 days in his hospice holding her hand, talking and playing music, not sure if she could hear me, so that was bad enough but not being able to do that is absolutely awful,  so sad, i can't imagine the grief of not being able to offer comfort of sorts. 

[Bruce Spanner 2,894]

19 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Raab asking people to stay in and observe the lockdown over the bank holiday weekend.

 

Meanwhile Johnson’s übercunt of a father decamps to Exmoor and is posting on social media about his constitutionals. Hope the fucker gets eaten by the Hound of the Baskervilles.

You want him eaten by a psychotropic drug episode?  
 

I mean I’m down with it, just don’t get the logistics of it.

[Red_or_Dead 1,029]

Fucking hell, sorry to hear all these stories.  Fingers crossed for everyone who've mentioned relatives.

 

Awful, awful news.

 

 

[Anubis 17,489]

4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

You want him eaten by a psychotropic drug episode?  

It was a real hound in the original story, you philistine.

 

Big fuck-off hound, any other wild animal, quicksand - I’m not fussy.

[Nelly-Torres 6,873]

A novel way of beating those supermarket queues... 

 

 

[Red_or_Dead 1,029]

54 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I fear you're right!

 

I hope you're right!

Preferred Nirvana's version to be honest...

 

[Bob Spunkmouse 2,375]

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Sorry to hear that. Found out this morning my sister's in an induced coma with it.

 

Can't help but feel it's going to hit everyone in some way. In the end, we'll all know someone affected by it.

That’s horrible news mate. Fingers crossed for her.

[Bob Spunkmouse 2,375]

3 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

@Bob SpunkmouseSpunkmouse  .... The at thing doing its own thing then I type on my phone. Has your ex-missus just got a standard type letter or has it come from the oncologist? When they 1st announced the isolation for the over 70's and those with health conditions, I got a letter to tell me to lock down for 12 weeks. However, I got in touch with my oncologist and he told me to ignore it. I'm obviously in a different position as my treatment is over, but just thought it was worth you not being victim to an admin error. 

 

Also, I assume there's no option for you and your ex to live together for the 12 week period? 

 

It’s a generic letter mate, but is from the hospital she’s being treated at. It includes advice for living with others and eating meals in separate rooms, using separate towels etc, so it’s not “absolute full lockdown” type wording.

 

shes also going to continue to travel to hospital appts etc.

 

were going to both mull it over for the next week or so, as we had suggested putting the plan into action from next weekend.

 

she also has an appointment Witt the oncologist next Friday so will ask them while she’s there.

[Red Phoenix 1,915]

Did someone say psychotropic drugs?

 

Actually while this is going on I'll stick with the Baileys in my fridge that I've mentioned about 10 times now but still haven't touched.

 

Off to get some now.

 

edit : awesome. what the fuck has this been doing in the fridge untouched for so long?

[Creator Supreme 1,074]

5 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

A novel way of beating those supermarket queues... 

 

 

Fucking hell!

[Trumo 14,193]

10 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

A novel way of beating those supermarket queues... 

 

 

 

Every Little Helps.

[TK421 7,517]

9 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Preferred Nirvana's version to be honest...

 

That song was deffo about Courtney.  I will never bother you, I will move away from here etc.

[Anubis 17,489]

10 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

A novel way of beating those supermarket queues... 

 

 

Vadge at sill....

 

 

 

 

I’ll get me coat.

[Bjornebye 25,788]

"Can Jon come and collect his mother from the fresh vadge aisle. She's confusing the guide dogs. Thank you" 

[Elite 8,879]

14 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

A novel way of beating those supermarket queues... 

 

 

I was wondering why Tesco was full of snail trails.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

France with another massive spike, bad news after their figures had dropped. 

[Red Phoenix 1,915]

From The Guardian (which I've never quoted from before) :

 

Quote

Local television station London Live is being investigated by the media regulator after the channel broadcast an interview with the conspiracist David Icke in which he suggested the coronavirus pandemic was part of a plot by governments to destroy the economy and conduct mass surveillance.

 

Ofcom said it has launched an urgent investigation into the channel for potentially breaching broadcasting standards after receiving 41 complaints from members of the public. Last week it warned regulated radio and television stations to take extra care not to broadcast potentially damaging claims about the pandemic, with a promise to expedite investigations linked to coronavirus.

London Live is controlled by Evgeny Lebedev and operates from the same offices as his newspaper titles Evening Standard and Independent.

London Live defended the decision to broadcast the interview with Icke, which was edited down from an even longer online interview conducted last month by the unrelated YouTube channel London Real.

They said those complaining were confusing the material they broadcast with a separate interview Icke conducted with London Real this week, which was banned from YouTube for spreading potentially damaging claims about 5G mobile networks.

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/apr/09/london-live-sparks-inquiry-david-icke-coronavirus-conspiracy-theories#maincontent

 

[chrisbonnie 914]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Any parents approaching the end of their tether should check out cosmic kids yoga on YouTube. 

My young lad loved it. 

 

 

For a fucking day. Like everything else. 

 

You woman would get it though... 

[TK421 7,517]

Boris out of intensive care and back to a regular ward according to the Guardian. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 8,024]

3 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Sorry to hear that. Found out this morning my sister's in an induced coma with it.

 

Can't help but feel it's going to hit everyone in some way. In the end, we'll all know someone affected by it.

Sorry to hear this, stay strong. Prayers going out.

[Paulie Dangerously 6,705]

15 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

My young lad loved it. 

 

 

For a fucking day. Like everything else. 

 

You woman would get it though... 

Mine is well into it. About an hours worth at the end of every day to wind down. 

[Reds4Life 400]

1 hour ago, Nelly-Torres said:

A novel way of beating those supermarket queues... 

 

 

It's a vadge of honour