Coronavirus

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Story of my life being told how do you expect me to fit all of that in?

 

We all have crosses to bare… 

Not sure your tailor was all that excited telling you either.

[Captain Turdseye]

This is fucking stupid though. I thought they’d made it seven days isolation? Then it was five?

 

I got this from simply entering a positive lateral flow result. 
 

 

[Strontium]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

This is fucking stupid though. I thought they’d made it seven days isolation? Then it was five?

 

I got this from simply entering a positive lateral flow result. 
 

 

 

It's 7 if you test negative on days 6 and 7.

 

Think other countries have adopted 5 but not us?

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

It's 7 if you test negative on days 6 and 7.

 

Think other countries have adopted 5 but not us?

Didn’t know that. Nice one. 
 

Just negative on LFT?

[TheHowieLama]

T and T looks like a monumental fuckwich from what I see on here.

That crap would never fly in Estados Unidos.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Hope you don't die Turdsy.

[Strontium]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Didn’t know that. Nice one. 
 

Just negative on LFT?

 

I think so, here we go:

 

Self-isolation for COVID-19 cases reduced from 10 to 7 days following negative LFD tests - GOV.UK (www.gov.uk)

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

5 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Hope you don't die Turdsy.

Cheers, man. You’re welcome to take my parking space. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Cheers, man. You’re welcome to take my parking space. 

Do you have a George Foreman grill?

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Do you have a George Foreman grill?

Stouffer has first dibs on all the Foremans, doesn’t he?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

14 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

T and T looks like a monumental fuckwich from what I see on here.

That crap would never fly in Estados Unidos.

It's truly awful. 

Instead of getting something that works, the Government decided to syphon billions of pounds of our money to their utterly unqualified mates.

 

But, y'know, he's got funny hair and he didn't bow at the wrong angle on Armistice Day...

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Nobody getting dibs on Turdsy's famous multi-pocket shants?

[Pureblood]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Instead of getting something that works, the Government decided to syphon billions of pounds of our money to their utterly unqualified mates.

Test and trace is awful, too. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

11 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Nobody getting dibs on Turdsy's famous multi-pocket shants?

They'll be burnt when we cremate him like Anakin Skywalker at the end of Return of the Jedi.

[TheHowieLama]

20 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Stouffer has first dibs on all the Foremans, doesn’t he?

No - I do not believe he has a blanket dibs. Seems unfair.

But - if that is a thing I will take high end autos from anyone who keels over.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Got a positive lateral flow test this evening. Went to my local test centre, absolutely deserted and got turned away as needed an appointment. First appointment? Tomorrow. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Got a positive lateral flow test this evening. Went to my local test centre, absolutely deserted and got turned away as needed an appointment. First appointment? Tomorrow. 

Fuck sake, stay ok PD. 

[Rico1304]

Grift

 

[Rico1304]

I guess we’ve already had this? 
 

 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

It's 7 if you test negative on days 6 and 7.

 

Think other countries have adopted 5 but not us?

That’s because it’s not been here since last Winter.

[mars]

6 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-59895934

 

So they don't make any significant difference, although teachers and pupils agree that communication is harder. So why does this continue? It's such a myopic approach.

From that article: "Some 80% of pupils also said it made communication harder, but 70% said it made them feel safer."

So it's continued because it makes a majority of pupils feel safer - I'm sure you wouldn't want them feeling less safe.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

5 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

I guess we’ve already had this? 
 

 

Yeah in the loon thread. 

I did find it strange how he won’t name the names of those that have helped him debunk that interview. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

7 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

This is fucking stupid though. I thought they’d made it seven days isolation? Then it was five?

 

I got this from simply entering a positive lateral flow result. 
 

 

1 day for each pocket.

[Rico1304]

Vaccines are safe

 

 

[Strontium]

2 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Vaccines are safe

 

 

 

Negative excess mortality during a pandemic, you say...