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3 hours ago, SasaS said:

Dutch anti-covid demonstrators adopting You'll Never Walk Alone for their march.

 

Our man is not there at the moment and look what's happening.

Same song has been played at plenty of funerals of people who have died from this virus. Very classy of them, as expected. 

 

 

Utter fucking cunts 

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16 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Are you a fan of the Hovis biscuit?

 

Going to put myself and my opinion out there that the Hovis biscuit is the cornerstone of any biscuit/cracker spread. The same way the green triangle and purple one are with chocolate. You can take great comfort that once you've had a water biscuit with glorious slice of cheese or pate you can reach for that crunchy, crumbly goodness. 

 

It's a bit like when you're having it on with a new girl and she randomly pushes her thumb in your arse. It shouldn't be there, it's not what you consensually agreed to but it's not out of place. In fact, you wonder why you've ever gone without. It marks the finale of any encounter. 

 

Just like the Hovis biscuit does. 

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5 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Fuck off is he called John O'Looney. The whole group and event sounds like something from Monty Python. 

You just know that half the attendees at the Alpha meetings are undercover MI:5 agents, MI:6 agents, Special Branch, and officers from The National Crime Agency.

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43 minutes ago, Papa Noël said:

 

Going to put myself and my opinion out there that the Hovis biscuit is the cornerstone of any biscuit/cracker spread. The same way the green triangle and purple one are with chocolate. You can take great comfort that once you've had a water biscuit with glorious slice of cheese or pate you can reach for that crunchy, crumbly goodness. 

 

It's a bit like when you're having it on with a new girl and she randomly pushes her thumb in your arse. It shouldn't be there, it's not what you consensually agreed to but it's not out of place. In fact, you wonder why you've ever gone without. It marks the finale of any encounter. 

 

Just like the Hovis biscuit does. 

Depends if she’s got nails like Flo-Jo. No one needs that up the balloon knot.

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I got an email from the Test & Trace cunts asking me to complete a survey, because "we understand you have recently completed your period of isolation". I've still got three days to go.

One of my friends is the same: in the middle of her isolation, she got a message saying it was completed.

 

They really are incompetent shitbags.

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1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I got an email from the Test & Trace cunts asking me to complete a survey, because "we understand you have recently completed your period of isolation". I've still got three days to go.

One of my friends is the same: in the middle of her isolation, she got a message saying it was completed.

 

They really are incompetent shitbags.

World-beating incompetent shitbags at that.

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On 01/01/2022 at 12:29, Em City said:

Quoting from far right American politicians while pretending to be left wing - seems about right.

 

If you let go of the left-right division for a minute you might find that he's actually doing something here that almost all of you in this thread can support. If this vaccine becomes available in the US, partly from him pressuring Fauci/FDA/CDC it could help reduce vaccine hesitancy.

 

 

 

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On 28/12/2021 at 15:40, The-Sir said:

The old man has just returned a positive test, late 60's with quite severe COPD and asthma so a bit worrying. He's triple jabbed though and will likely get those newly approved antivirals because of his chest, so fingers crossed. 

Update on this for those wondering, he's felt pretty crap and still coughing up a lot of gunk off his lungs, but this morning he got a negative lateral flow which I'm made up about!! 

 

Transpires he didn't qualify for the antivirals either, which surprised all of us! Such an odd virus, affects the lungs but folks with respiratory conditions don't seem to be too badly affected?? Bizarre. 

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