Coronavirus

[Dr Nowt]

I think for once our interests and theirs probably just happen to intersect to a degree which is very rarely the case. Apart from the health implications of many potentially infected people being forced to come out of their homes to try to raise money, they’ll be terrified of the economy crashing, the banks running out of liquidity and a shit ton of businesses failing.

 

Pre-credit crunch, to most it seemed impossible that such things could happen, particularly in relation to banks failing and the economy turning to dust. They don’t feel that way anymore. 
 

Rest assured the motive won’t be to suddenly perform a Road to Damascus style conversion on all the inhumane cuntery of the past decade, having realised they really do care after all. But, so what so long as for now they’re incentivised to ensure people’s feet are prevented from plunging directly into the fire en-masse?

[The Golden Eel]

Does anybody else feel like they've gone a little crazy?

[Bjornebye]

Just now, The Golden Eel said:

Does anybody else feel like they've gone a little crazy?

I’ve spent about an hour in total on the bog tonight 

[Megadrive Man]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

I’ve spent about an hour in total on the bog tonight 

So that's a no then?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

10 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

The actress Evangeline Lilly has used social media to announce that she plans to carry on as normal as she prefers freedom over her life and she won't let a "respiratory flu" change that. 

 

She also announced that she's currently living with her father. Who has stage 4 leukemia. 

 

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, The Golden Eel said:

Does anybody else feel like they've gone a little crazy?

Seal over here.

[Sugar Ape]

30 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Well yes, if people didn't hoard there would be plenty of food because it would be no different to last week. I'm assuming aside from Italy our food imports and domestic production are little different to normal. But the point I was making you said there's not a shortage, but there is. People are cunts and unless you stop them being cunts, they will carry. Apparently there's loads on social media bragging and showing video clips of all they've stored. 

Can’t find the article now but I was reading before that there isn’t a shortage of goods in the warehouses it’s just not been possible to sort the logistics of getting the extra amount needed to supermarkets on a daily basis. 
 

It was saying for example a Co-Op store will have space for, say, 50 loaves in the shops and 30 to be stored in the back. 30 packs of bog roll in the shop and 10 in the back. 80 bottles of milk in the shop and 20 in the back. You can’t suddenly just send double the amount of everything to all Co-Op stores because they need more van drivers to deliver the goods, more staff in stores to restock the shelves when things sell out and more space to store the additional goods than they currently have. 
 

Replicate this problem in all supermarkets around the country and you can see why they are all scrambling to employ extra staff in stores and on the road. 

[elvis]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

I’ve spent about an hour in total on the bog tonight 

Well thats really going to help with my  Andrex anxiety 

Cheers 

[The Golden Eel]

Just now, Mook said:

Seal over here.

You're hallucinating, mate. It's probably only a dolphin with a moustache

[The Golden Eel]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I’ve spent about an hour in total on the bog tonight 

Keep us updated on this, please. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

She looks like she would kill you in your sleep to be fair

 

 

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

This should give people globally, boycott lists for getting out the other side of this.

fuck his ale being cheap, same for the bearded prick, and the hotel chain gobshite.

may not be easy, but drive the fuckers down.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Brilliant article this

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/20/boris-johnson-covid-19-prime-minister-brexit?CMP=share_btn_tw

 

 

Can’t stick the fucker, the shit she gave Corbyn, typical fucking “left” media liberal.

[johnsusername]

https://metro.co.uk/video/panic-buyer-screams-tesco-staff-2133622/?ito=vjs-link

 

Why does she need 18 bottles of water? 

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

6 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I hope the NHS is well geared up for the baby boom in 9 months. What will this generation of sprogs be known as in years to come ? Viennials ?

Virals - the generation who grew up without grandparents.

[Mudface]

27 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

This should give people globally, boycott lists for getting out the other side of this.

fuck his ale being cheap, same for the bearded prick, and the hotel chain gobshite.

may not be easy, but drive the fuckers down.

Yep- my son and his mates at Uni are keeping a list. They spent most of his first term's nights out at Wetherspoons because it was cheap, that's not going to happen when this is over. These cunts should be treated as traitors.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The little shits in my street have been out screaming since school closed and they will be off now for the foreseeable so no doubt they will be in the road everyday screaming, kicking balls at cars and generally being a fucking gang of little cunts. Their mums are too lazy to either keep them in for some routine and home schooling or to take them to the park. Fuming. 

Get an order in for a black widow, and a dozen packs of dried peas, and have some live action shoot outs with the little bastards.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

6 hours ago, PestiRed said:

That sounds like a recommendation for suicide

My dislike for David Gray’s music dissipated a bit after he worked with Orbital, and I found out he was married to their sister. Can’t be a bad fella.

as I’ve got older, I don’t mind se

of the music as much, but fuck a whole album.

had to sit through a Coldplay gig once as we took our parents, I was there for the Temper Trap who were the support and boss as always.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

11 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

The actress Evangeline Lilly has used social media to announce that she plans to carry on as normal as she prefers freedom over her life and she won't let a "respiratory flu" change that. 

 

She also announced that she's currently living with her father. Who has stage 4 leukemia. 

Is daddy due to leave a large estate?

 

What a fucking despicable cunt. I hope she gets hit by an ambulance rushing to save someone she infected.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Why can’t Mook ram this virus up his arse and we can go about our normal lives again?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Indeed. Proper "are you sitting comfortably, then I'll begin" fare. As he made his way to the ground, down cobbled streets, past candlestick makers, waving hello to the vicar carrying his trusty wooden rattle.

Is he the mangled prick who thinks he’s fucking Ronnie barker Reincarnate in the blood red match reports? I always job it after the journo and Klopp post match press, but the odd time I’ve not been able to switch it off, there’s a few footy manager divs, and Alan Bennett’s aborted twin who thinks he’s funnier than a fat girl in Lycra.

[No2]

1 hour ago, The Golden Eel said:

Does anybody else feel like they've gone a little crazy?

The sceptic in me says they are building up some credit before the blame for whats about to happen is laid firmly at their door. Their decisions last week will be written about in history books in 100 years time.

[Dr Nowt]

56 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Get an order in for a black widow, and a dozen packs of dried peas, and have some live action shoot outs with the little bastards.

You’ve just reminded me I once lived next door to some selfish dickheads who’d hold fucking raves in their place all weekend. After multiple attempts to appeal to their better nature, and them refusing to come downstairs or let us in, my mate and I fired their window out with my black widow. Quite effective as a means of conflict resolution, bizarrely.

[Red Phoenix]