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1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:


Me and my missus both feel like shit. Wondering if it could be Covid and not too serious ‘cause of the vaccines. Kids have been taking these tests as a requirement from school and I’ve got a box of them in the kitchen too. Seems like there’s no point me even bothering to do the test. 

LFTs are only for people who are asymptomatic.

 

My youngest reckons the test solution is probably water and I think he may be onto something. 

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6 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

 

If he had anything about him at all he would drag everyone down with him. Live interview on the radio where he lands every cunt in it, nobody spared. He won't though, he's a little weasel. 

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12 minutes ago, No2 said:

If he had anything about him at all he would drag everyone down with him. Live interview on the radio where he lands every cunt in it, nobody spared. He won't though, he's a little weasel. 

He won't rock the boat and endanger his nice little snout in the trough career afterwards.

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On 23/06/2021 at 22:47, Stouffer said:

We can lay the blame squarely at Ruth Fowler's doorstep. 

 

 

On 23/06/2021 at 22:41, RJ Fan club said:

Sexy bastard, that room will have more pheromones than a 90’s student union reeking of Fahrenheit. Ladies best stay clear 

 

Chin up me old mucker. You can catch up on smoking tabs and your kebap research.

 

And if you don’t pull through I’ll avenge your death. Who are you blaming? 

 

 

 

Am I too late to call dibs on Stouff's George Foreman grill?

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49 minutes ago, Anubis said:

My sister-in-law’s school bubble went down yesterday and she’s having to self-isolate. I think that’s four bubbles down in the school now.

My granddaughter has just finished a 10 day isolation after her school bubble was sent home, shes done the tests and shes OK to go back to school, I've been doing the tests as well and the 3 so far are negative. I've had both Pfizer jabs so hopefully OK. Whenever that cunt Johnson says its no masks I think I might still carry on with one though.

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