Coronavirus

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Well bang goes my penis reduction.

 

17 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Yes. It'd be dangerous to operate on someone's head what with all the don't touch your face precautions. 

 

 

[moof]

Anybody heard from Starmer at all during this crisis? If he wants people to believe he can lead the country some day, wouldn’t it be a good idea to start here

[Champ]

Too early for a Coronavirus positivity thread?

[Red Phoenix]

 

[moof]

Just now, Champ said:

Too early for a Coronavirus positivity thread?

 Not at all. I’m already making headway into my reading list and want to start learning a new language in the next week. 

[cloggypop]

We can buy weed again and here's a lovely self isolation song

 

 

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, ``` said:

What's with the bastard helicopters fucking about in the sky?

Ferrying the important people to underground bunkers.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Barnet FC look to be in trouble. 

 

https://www.barnetfc.com/news/2020/march/club-statement-emergency-measures/

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, SasaS said:

....and it may all come down to how responsible and disciplined the particular population is.  

So you’re saying we’re fucked then?

[PestiRed]

18 minutes ago, Champ said:

Too early for a Coronavirus positivity thread?

We contacted our neighbour who is over 70 and living alone, as her son is normally based in Austria, to see if we could do some shopping for her or help in any way. Turns out her son is working from Hungary during the crisis and looking after her. However he has a card for a wholesale shopping place similar to Makro in the U.K. that has huge amounts of stock and sells dirt cheap. So now our 70 plus neighbour is arranging to do some shopping for us

[Scott_M]

Anyone know what time the next Cobra update is, please?

[SasaS]

2 minutes ago, PestiRed said:

We contacted our neighbour who is over 70 and living alone with her son normally based in Austria to see if we could do some shopping for her or help in any way. Turns out her son is working from Hungary during the crisis and looking after her. However he has a card for a wholesale shopping place similar to Macro in the U.K. that has huge amounts of stock and sells dirt cheap. So now our 70 plus neighbour is arranging to do some shopping for us

 

Let me guess, Metro?

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Scott_M said:

Anyone know what time the next Cobra update is, please?

Not sure but it would be more effective if an actual Cobra made the decisions. 

[PestiRed]

Just now, SasaS said:

 

Let me guess, Metro?

yep, that’s the one

[Scott_M]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Not sure but it would be more effective if an actual Cobra made the decisions. 

He’s definitely a snake of some description.

 

One with tits. Or moobs.

[Rico1304]

Turns out that the government telling shops etc to close won’t impact on their insurance as 99% of businesses wouldn’t be covered anyway.  

[Elite]

9 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Turns out that the government telling shops etc to close won’t impact on their insurance as 99% of businesses wouldn’t be covered anyway.  

For future reference please ensure you are covered for an unprecedented global pandemic caused by an unknown virus/biological-weapon/glitch in the matrix.

[Dr Nowt]

25 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Not sure but it would be more effective if an actual Cobra made the decisions. 

 

[J-V]

18 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Just to point out, the head of the WHO didnt want to call this what it was, a pandemic, when it was staring him in the face for 4 weeks. And even them, he decided to play semantics with the word.

That piece of Scum only said it was one despite oviously being one once China got a hold of it.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

 

I was thinking more

 

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Peston is suggesting that the government aren't going to go much further beyond the Coronavirus provisions laid out in the recent budget and it appears that there'll be nothing like the reaction from the French/Scandi governments. 

 

[Scooby Dudek]

1 hour ago, Nelly-Torres said:

NHS have cancelled all non-essential surgery. 

Yes, just had a call to cancel daughters (14 years old) operation at Alder Hey, due next week. 

 

She has a couple of teeth that have not come through and they planned to cut her gums, apparently the earlier it is done the more chance of reducing need for corrective surgery later. Wife is complaining because it is approx 18 months since we first went to the dentist, and daughter may now have no front teeth in the future ?

 

Apparently I don't care as my only surprise/concern was they didn't cancel operation sooner. 

 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

ITV London@itvlondon 29m

Gatwick Airport said it has terminated the employment of 200 staff as part of "decisive action to protect the business". It will also be closed to flights between midnight and 5.30am with immediate effect, except for emergency landings.

 

ITV London@itvlondon 30m

 

The airport's chief executive Stewart Wingate and his executive team will take a 20% salary cut and waive any bonus for the current financial year. 2/2

 

£260 million profit last year the fucking cunts.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

49 minutes ago, Champ said:

Too early for a Coronavirus positivity thread?

Not at all, I was thinking of starting one this morning, as it dawned on me that I might finally get through the mountain of books I've accumulated. Every cloud, and all that.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

14 deaths in the past 24 hours.

 

Ranging age 45-90, all with underlying health issues.

 

7/14 deaths in London.