Coronavirus

[Bruce Spanner]

There is a vaccine knocking about for those who have contacts and can afford the, very steep, price.

 

Travel to Dubai essential. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

CMON YOU SCIENCE BASTARDS 

[Barrington Womble]

5 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Wonder that effect, if any, half term has had? And would we see that filtering through around now?

 

Another three members of staff tested positive in my daughters school the end of last week after they went back so they’re extremely short staffed resulting in her only being in Monday and Tuesday this week and off the rest of the week, and next week she’s off Monday and Tuesday and in the rest of the week.
 

They expect this to go on until December they said! Meaning my wife is having to take time off work unpaid to look after her. 

Half term probably meant different things depending which lockdown you were under. My missus said (she's a teacher) across the city they are now under instruction to leave windows open in all schools to help with ventilation, so maybe schools will improve a little, although it'll be fucking freezing for the kids!

 

There's no doubt though everything is trending on the right direction, here's the latest for Liverpool from Zoe. The government ones on the LCC website haven't been published yet. 

 

 

 

 

[Spy Bee]

Vaccine trials show that it is 90% effective. That's very good news.

 

 

*I won't be taking it though.

[an tha]

BBC reporting it as 'breaking news' headline.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54873105

[Rico1304]

10 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Vaccine trials show that it is 90% effective. That's very good news.

 

 

*I won't be taking it though.

So you want everyone else to help

obtain the herd immunity you’ve been going on about? 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

10 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Vaccine trials show that it is 90% effective. That's very good news.

 

 

*I won't be taking it though.

Inject it into my throbbing rectum.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

So you want everyone else to help

obtain the herd immunity you’ve been going on about? 

Fuck that guy. 

[skend04]

Is this vaccine one of the ones we've bought into? 

[Spy Bee]

5 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

So you want everyone else to help

obtain the herd immunity you’ve been going on about? 

I want everyone to take their own decision. I won't be taking a vaccine which has been developed in about 10 months and is exempt from the Government Vaccine Damage Payment.

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

How soon before somebody claims the vaccine gives kids autism ? 

1 second 

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, Spy Bee said:

I want everyone to take their own decision. I won't be taking a vaccine which has been developed in about 10 months and is exempt from the Government Vaccine Damage Payment.

Fucking hell, how’d we know if it damaged you? 

[Spy Bee]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

Fucking hell, how’d we know if it damaged you? 

[Brownie]

1 minute ago, Rico1304 said:

Fucking hell, how’d we know if it damaged you? 

If he thinks 9/11 was a cover up then he must have had a dodgy vaccine already.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

I want everyone to take their own decision. I won't be taking a vaccine which has been developed in about 10 months and is exempt from the Government Vaccine Damage Payment.

Well to be fair you've done enough spreading of the virus, why stop now? 

[VladimirIlyich]

All vaccines need extensive testing for side effects but I'm guessing this vaccine wouldn't have had that yet? Is six months long enough? Although arguably the virus has been around a lot longer than we are told.

[Duff Man]

42 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Wonder that effect, if any, half term has had? And would we see that filtering through around now?

 

Another three members of staff tested positive in my daughters school the end of last week after they went back so they’re extremely short staffed resulting in her only being in Monday and Tuesday this week and off the rest of the week, and next week she’s off Monday and Tuesday and in the rest of the week.
 

They expect this to go on until December they said! Meaning my wife is having to take time off work unpaid to look after her. 

Be surprised if it hadn't had some impact, given the rate of transmission in those age groups.

 

[Spy Bee]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Well to be fair you've done enough spreading of the virus, why stop now? 

How have I?

 

[Strontium]

2 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

How have I?

 

Don't forget, we're in bizarro world now, where people who haven't had the virus are spreaders, and people who have, aren't.

[JohnnyH]

Corner taken quickly........................PFIZER!!!!

[Numero Veinticinco]

4 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

Corner taken quickly........................PFIZER!!!!

Over 90% effective. That’d be nice. I’m really longing for everything to go back to normal. I know it’ll be a while yet, but I’m genuinely sick of the whole thing. I know people are dying and have had it much worse then me, but also it’s just fucking draining. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Pfizer opted out of US government assistance and invested its own money, so it’s a completely corporate vaccine. They then struck a deal that they’d sell it back for $2b to the US for 100m doses. If it works as well as they say it does, and they can make it quickly, then it’s a winner. We can finally be free of this fucking thing. 
 

The UK has 30m on order, so that changes everything.

 

This is the one I said before that has been available to buy if you had connections earlier. 

 

 

[Jairzinho]

21 minutes ago, Numero said:

Over 90% effective. That’d be nice. I’m really longing for everything to go back to normal. I know it’ll be a while yet, but I’m genuinely sick of the whole thing. I know people are dying and have had it much worse then me, but also it’s just fucking draining. 

Yes, I feel like a selfish cunt for thinking this way. But frankly I haven't seen my family for about 10 months and I'd quite like to.

 

This does look like pretty positive news for at least a return to something approaching normality possibly by early Spring. 

[LFC 6 Times]

Suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Barrington Womble]

So this vaccine trial has not been peer reviewed or submitted to a journal. I smell a rat. Maybe even a big orange rat.