Coronavirus

[Captain Turdseye]

7 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Echo headlines i didn't expect to read this year.

 

Army sets up pandemic command centre at Southport Pontins.

They’ll never top their best ever headline (and accompanying fallout on here)

 

Dog Sex Grandmother’s Partner in Dock for Child Porn Stash.

[Bjornebye]

355 deaths today. Grim. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Did you ask them to produce evidence of masks actually working, tell them they are an attack on everyones civil liberties then refer them to some 'expert' from Take-A-Breaks twitter feed? 

What are you on about? 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

355 deaths today. Grim. 

Down two days in a row. Maybe lockdown wasn't needed after all. 

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

What are you on about? 

Nevermind Skids, you haven't been following the thread for the last few months. It was a light-hearted dig at SD and Spy-Pee 

[Gnasher]

Oh fuck. Looks like you cant believe government scientists 

 

 

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/number-10-admits-mistake-over-coronavirus-death-toll-graphs-b52126.html

[Gnasher]

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/health-54831334?__twitter_impression=true

[Bjornebye]

I like it when Mathematicians tell Scientists how to do their jobs. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

I'm out walking the coast everyday and hoping to stumble across some dogging.  I'd fuck a dead seal pup if I found it washed up on the beach.  

 

Will say this though, lockdown gives urbanites a taste of what winter is like for rural communities.  Oh you can't go Primark? Bummer. Pret closed? Wahhhh. 

[Gnasher]

Scientist says graphs were wrong

 

 

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/oxford-scientist-government-incorrect-graph-justify-lockdown/

 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

I'm out walking the coast everyday and hoping to stumble across some dogging.  I'd fuck a dead seal pup if I found it washed up on the beach.  

 

Will say this though, lockdown gives urbanites a taste of what winter is like for rural communities.  Oh you can't go Primark? Bummer. Pret closed? Wahhhh. 

Where do you live again? 

[Gnasher]

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Where do you live again? 

Playa del Pasty 

(Pic from earlier)

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Playa del Pasty 

(Pic from earlier)

I imagine there to be some extreme dogging down there 

[Davelfc]

27 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

I'm out walking the coast everyday and hoping to stumble across some dogging.  I'd fuck a dead seal pup if I found it washed up on the beach.  

 

Will say this though, lockdown gives urbanites a taste of what winter is like for rural communities.  Oh you can't go Primark? Bummer. Pret closed? Wahhhh. 

Adds a whole new meaning to going out clubbing. 

 

Sounds like paradise, I watched castaway and couldn't understand why he wanted to leave. I watched 'I am legend' and thought, apart from the night creatures that seemed my ideal world. 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Jedd Drudge said:

Adds a whole new meaning to going out clubbing. 

 

Sounds like paradise, I watched castaway and couldn't understand why he wanted to leave. I watched 'I am legend' and thought, apart from the night creatures that seemed my ideal world. 

Probably needed to see a doctor about his shredded foreskin.

 

 

[Rico1304]

56 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

 

So instead of drowning in 6 ft of water it’s 4 ft.  Very comforting. 

[johnsusername]

Interesting interview with the author Michael Rosen who had the virus:

 

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/sep/30/michael-rosen-on-his-covid-19-coma-it-felt-like-a-pre-death-a-nothingness

[Megadrive Man]

2 hours ago, Gnasher said:

 

Gutted to hear that less people are going to die than they thought. 

 

[Megadrive Man]

I've heard a few people suggest that we are close to rolling out a vaccine. Which vaccine?

[Bruce Spanner]

22 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

I've heard a few people suggest that we are close to rolling out a vaccine. Which vaccine?

Oxford/GSK.

 

Front line NHS and over 85’s.

 

A vaccine that has been rushed and not fully tested given to the most essential and most vulnerable, what could go wrong? 

[Gnasher]

3 hours ago, MegadriveMan said:

Gutted to hear that less people are going to die than they thought. 

 

Begs the question what else have they got wrong? and how did they get it so wrong. I'd have thought having a fairly accurate assumption of how many people they calculate to catch covid and how many people would die with covid would er you know be a big part of their job. Maybe they're just plucking random numbers out of the air or taking a bit of a guess, who knows? The margin of the error dosnt inspire confidence though.

[Gnasher]

4 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

So instead of drowning in 6 ft of water it’s 4 ft.  Very comforting. 

Er no not really. The water level stays the same the amount of people drowning doesn't. 

[chrisbonnie]

8 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Oxford/GSK.

 

Front line NHS and over 85’s.

 

A vaccine that has been rushed and not fully tested given to the most essential and most vulnerable, what could go wrong? 

Oh yeah, because this strategy of hoping it burns itself out is working a treat isn't it. 

 

Man up, roll up your sleeve, take the shot and stop banging on about stupid conspiracies and what not

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, chrisbonnie said:

Oh yeah, because this strategy of hoping it burns itself out is working a treat isn't it. 

 

Man up, roll up your sleeve, take the shot and stop banging on about stupid conspiracies and what not

How is being sceptical that all necessary precautions are being taken a conspiracy? 

 

If anything it’s the opposite you fucking moron.

 

A healthy dose of scepticism should be advised especially as it’s been rushed and GSK have a clause which excludes them from any responsibility if it causes adverse effects because it’s been rushed out.

 

Learn to talk before shouting, it’ll serve you well.