Coronavirus

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Sugar Ape said:

What do you think?

 

 

He is the best amongst us, truly.

[Captain Turdseye]

The KFC must have been at dinner time. 

[Champ]

57 minutes ago, Champ said:

His bio says he’s a doctor in thermo equilibrium with no mention of medical qualifications. Or am I missing something?

Ok, I’ve investigated him a bit further and see he’s describing himself as an epidemiologist but I remain sceptical about an individual with whatever qualifications advocating vitamins as a treatment for coronavirus 

[ZonkoVille77]

1 hour ago, Champ said:

His bio says he’s a doctor in thermo equilibrium with no mention of medical qualifications. Or am I missing something?

 

 Can’t tell if being serious or not

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Haha. I once ate one of those family bucket things. I think it was ten or twelve pieces of chicken, four portions of chips and sides. To be honest, that was more than enough. Greasy chicken, shit chips and passable coleslaw. The best thing about it was the two litres of Tango!

Haha. Repped for getting through it.

[3 Stacks]

8 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

 Can’t tell if being serious or not

I'm not gonna say this guy is a grifter because I have no knowledge of what he does, but he definitely tweets like one. She isn't wrong.

[Vincent Vega]

I like this, a lot. 

 

[Strontium]

Wondered why there were fireworks going off, then I saw it was just after midnight.

[TheHowieLama]

Go get an order of Freedom Fries.

[Strontium]

It's after midnight you savage.

[Sugar Ape]

 

[Pete]

Lockdown #4. Coming mid - late Sept 2021

[Anubis]

Just wanted to wish you all a happy Fuck The NHS Day.

[Kepler-186]

 

[Mudface]

6 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

 

If I was 30 years younger, and we weren't in the middle of a pandemic... I'd still hate that with every fibre of my being.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

10 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Get yer glowsticks ready Skids ! 

On a Sunday night? Fuck that. Been about 10 years since I did a Sunday sesh. 

[Kepler-186]

Mark is always good value, better than a R4 paper review. 
 

 

[redinblack]

15 hours ago, belarus said:

There’s nothing more annoying than when cunts sit in your seat when the train isn’t full, then act surprised when you ask them to move. They look around as if to suggest that there are other seats and you should just sit there, not considering that trains fill up and you are likely to be left without a seat when the people who booked ahead move you on as well. Shithouse cunts

I was coming back from London once, bloke sat in my booked seat with his earphones on...

"Thats my seat"

Looks up with disdain "Theres plenty down there"

"Well go and fucking sit in them then"

[Bjornebye]

I'm just glad covid is over. No more deaths, no more wards full of people on ventilators, no more extra stress on the NHS, No more terrified vulnerable people..... 

 

 

Oh..... But yay freedom! 

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, redinblack said:

I was coming back from London once, bloke sat in my booked seat with his earphones on...

"Thats my seat"

Looks up with disdain "Theres plenty down there"

"Well go and fucking sit in them then"

Some wanker in my seat from Leeds up to Scotland insisted on seeing my seat booking reservation before he graciously deigned to move. The cunt was only going to York, about 25 minutes away.

[Bob]

Covid has entered our household. My missus (double jabbed) and my daughter (8) both tested positive on our way home from a week in the lakes, after one of our friends and her daughter (7) we were sharing with had tested positive Friday.

 

so far I was negative on PCR and again on lateral flow last night.

 

missus has a slight cough and grogginess, daughter nothing much.

booked a week away thinking it was already summer hols when we booked it, and my girl was upset she’d have to miss school, but we had a belting week and she loved every second. She was bloody distraught though when I told her she couldn’t go to school for the last wee of term though.

 

incidentally, I was on the phone to track and trace Sunday morning when the news first broke about Johnson and Sunak joining this “trial”. A nice bit of added extra to how fucking insulting their behaviour is.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Covid has entered our household. My missus (double jabbed) and my daughter (8) both tested positive on our way home from a week in the lakes, after one of our friends and her daughter (7) we were sharing with had tested positive Friday.

 

so far I was negative on PCR and again on lateral flow last night.

 

missus has a slight cough and grogginess, daughter nothing much.

booked a week away thinking it was already summer hols when we booked it, and my girl was upset she’d have to miss school, but we had a belting week and she loved every second. She was bloody distraught though when I told her she couldn’t go to school for the last wee of term though.

 

incidentally, I was on the phone to track and trace Sunday morning when the news first broke about Johnson and Sunak joining this “trial”. A nice bit of added extra to how fucking insulting their behaviour is.

Hope they make a speedy recovery mate. 

 

Quick question though, can't she just wee at home? 

[Creator Supreme]

Our next door but one neighbours both have it, and they have a son with severe autism they care for, not good. Our niece has just had a positive lateral flow test and is going for a PCR later today.

 

But Freedom Day........

[Preston Red]

23 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Covid has entered our household. My missus (double jabbed) and my daughter (8) both tested positive on our way home from a week in the lakes, after one of our friends and her daughter (7) we were sharing with had tested positive Friday.

 

so far I was negative on PCR and again on lateral flow last night.

 

missus has a slight cough and grogginess, daughter nothing much.

booked a week away thinking it was already summer hols when we booked it, and my girl was upset she’d have to miss school, but we had a belting week and she loved every second. She was bloody distraught though when I told her she couldn’t go to school for the last wee of term though.

 

incidentally, I was on the phone to track and trace Sunday morning when the news first broke about Johnson and Sunak joining this “trial”. A nice bit of added extra to how fucking insulting their behaviour is.

Shit, man. Hoping for a quick recovery.

 

From watching how the wife is currently going through it, it's a strange bloody thing. She'll wake up a bit groggy, but within an hour she's feeling reasonably well but come evening time, she's totally wiped out and it hits hard.

[Kevin D]

2 hours ago, Pete said:

Lockdown #4. Coming mid - late Sept 2021

 

I think it will be first week of September, probably the 3rd.