Coronavirus

[Red_or_Dead]

14 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Out of interest are any of you doing regular home tests? 

For the record, I do.  

How far do you stick the swab up your arsehole?

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Out of interest are any of you doing regular home tests? 

For the record, I do.  

I test if I'm a cunt or not in the mirror on a daily basis, always reads positive. Hope this helps you fucking aztec bar. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I test if I'm a cunt or not in the mirror on a daily basis, always reads positive. Hope this helps you fucking aztec bar. 

Well I never.

You'll be hearing from the Ombudsman. 

[Guest]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I test if I'm a cunt or not in the mirror on a daily basis, always reads positive. Hope this helps you fucking aztec bar. 

Does positive mean you're a cunt or not a cunt? Sometimes having a plus sign appear is good thing. 

[Megadrive Man]

6 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

She can fuck off.  The hit'n'run of doing a big interview and then not liking the fallout.  

Fucking coward. 

 

If you look at the next tweet, that's not the reason why;

 

 

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Well I never.

You'll be hearing from the Ombudsman. 

 

21 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Does positive mean you're a cunt or not a cunt? Sometimes having a plus sign appear is good thing. 

I'm the nicest cunt I know. 

[Anubis]

9 hours ago, Red_or_Dead said:

How far do you stick the swab up your arsehole?

 

 

Depends how much he can manoeuvre the butt-plug.

[Anubis]

 

 

A few efforts under it…

 

 

[Rico1304]

Leilani Dowding is an antivaxer.  I’m heartbroken. 

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Leilani Dowding is an antivaxer.  I’m heartbroken. 

The same model who used to be on Page 3 in the unmentionable?

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/glamour-model-leilani-dowding-blames-23757054

 

Not sure why you're heartbroken, she comes across as bit of a cunt.

[Rico1304]

26 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

The same model who used to be on Page 3 in the unmentionable?

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/glamour-model-leilani-dowding-blames-23757054

 

Not sure why you're heartbroken, she comes across as bit of a cunt.

Because I still hadn’t given up hope that one day her and I would run off together and live happily ever after. All those wanks I’ve had over her would turn into reality. 

[Chairman Meow]

57 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

The same model who used to be on Page 3 in the unmentionable?

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/glamour-model-leilani-dowding-blames-23757054

 

Not sure why you're heartbroken, she comes across as bit of a cunt.

I'm going out on a limb here, but I have a teeny tiny suspicion that it wasn't her sparkling personality and conversational skills that Rico was interested in. 

[SasaS]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

Because I still hadn’t given up hope that one day her and I would run off together and live happily ever after. All those wanks I’ve had over her would turn into reality. 

And now she has hairy legs and armpits?

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, SasaS said:

And now she has hairy legs and armpits?

He’s gonna cum when he reads that 

[Code]

Got my second dose of the vaccine today, happy days. 

[Strontium]

On 07/06/2021 at 08:41, Rico1304 said:

Leilani Dowding is an antivaxer.  I’m heartbroken. 

 

You were hoping to give her a little prick?

[Juniper]

On 05/06/2021 at 21:32, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Out of interest are any of you doing regular home tests? 

For the record, I do.  

I have to for work each time I want to go into the office (probably once every couple weeks currently) and we have to add the results to the NHS website. 
 

Doesn’t stop people there conveniently ‘forgetting’ it’s a company requirement before they go in. 

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, Code said:

Got my second dose of the vaccine today, happy days. 

I thought the President of Norway would have been fully vaccinated ages ago.

[SasaS]

He was.

[Anubis]

2 hours ago, SasaS said:

He was.

That’s really not going to fly for those of us who were lucky enough to have seen the picture of Frode in his cords.

[Rico1304]

A bit worrying 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

5 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

A bit worrying 

It's clear that a 2-4 week pause is needed, and vaccines thrown into arms.  

We all want this to end. 

[Rico1304]

I think most people could swallow another few weeks, especially if the weather is ok and we hammer the vaccines into younger people. 

[niallers]

Couldn't they just put the vaccine into jet fuel like the rest of the chem trails and we'd all be done

[Mudface]

This from further down the thread is a bit more hopeful, but we just can't be filling hospitals with Covid patients yet again-