Coronavirus

[magicrat]

13 hours ago, sir roger said:

Don't tell him, magic, he's going to turn you in to Lord Summerisle.

Thanks for the heads up. Being torched to death on one of the uninhabited islands wasn't part pf my holiday itinerary.

I have seen no evidence  to say the Colonel is not some weirdo sun-worshipper intent on grooming potential sacrifices.

[Sugar Ape]

If you are, or know anyone, aged over 56 you are now eligible to book a vaccination online. I’ve just booked my mum in. 
 

 

[Pidge]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Which posse are you in? 

Through work, company medical director wrote out to everyone saying we could now book to hopefully allow us to work closer with clinicians into the summer.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

2 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Through work, company medical director wrote out to everyone saying we could now book to hopefully allow us to work closer with clinicians into the summer.

 

Think he means what flavour did you get?

[Pidge]

Ah, they only had AZ. I think the Pfizer doses get saved for people that matter.

[Anubis]

I’m 52 bur got a text through the week from my surgery to book for my first shot. Getting it tomorrow. Counting on it to mutate my system and give me superpowers.

 

If it works how I hope it’ll be from this...

 

 

...to this.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

21 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Ah, they only had AZ. I think the Pfizer doses get saved for people that matter.

The only person I know that’s had the Pfizer one is my bird’s mum. Her dad had the Oxford one from the exact same place. They must be weighing up who the biggest snidey cunts are as they’re checking in and waiting, before giving them the Phizer jab. It’s the only logical explanation. The stats don’t lie. 

[Pidge]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Him? The Orphans 

Nice

 

 

 

[Anubis]

6 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

The only person I know that’s had the Pfizer one is my bird’s mum. Her dad had the Oxford one from the exact same place. They must be weighing up who the biggest snidey cunts are as they’re checking in and waiting, before giving them the Phizer jab. It’s the only logical explanation. The stats don’t lie. 

Commiserations on your future Pfizer jab.

[Pidge]

This is bullshit, I stocked up on junk food and sugary drinks so I could veg out and feel sorry for myself but I feel pretty much fine so far. Going to have to go for a fucking walk or fix up my bike for spring at this rate jfc.

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Pidge said:

This is bullshit, I stocked up on junk food and sugary drinks so I could veg out and feel sorry for myself but I feel pretty much fine so far. Going to have to go for a fucking walk or fix up my bike for spring at this rate jfc.

* bookmarks quote for when Pidge's arms falls off next week.

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Commiserations on your future Pfizer jab.

I went and got the AZ one at Newmarket Racecourse. Between Hancock and the sheikh, they’ve got it set up quite luxurious over there. I think if it was for something else other than Covid the nurses may well have given everyone a handjob as an added extra. And they were good looking fellas. 
 

I imagine if I was still living in Speke I’d have probably had to get it done in Morrison’s or a tent outside Bargain Booze. 

[Champ]

11 hours ago, Pidge said:

Ah, they only had AZ. I think the Pfizer doses get saved for people that matter.

*beams

 

 

Health and Social care staff here have had the Pfizer one and been given it in a hospital setting, whereas the other cohorts seem to have been getting the AZ in community settings

[Section_31]

Moderna ones are out this month, I want one.

[Bjornebye]

11 hours ago, Pidge said:

Nice

 

 

 

Haha when you said jabbed and he said posse I thought he meant gang. 

[Rico1304]

this is a good read. 
 

 

[Elite]

46 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Moderna ones are out this month, I want one.

You'll get some camp bloke on Lorraine Kelly in a few years with this year's must have vaccinations.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I went and got the AZ one at Newmarket Racecourse. Between Hancock and the sheikh, they’ve got it set up quite luxurious over there. I think if it was for something else other than Covid the nurses may well have given everyone a handjob as an added extra. And they were good looking fellas. 
 

I imagine if I was still living in Speke I’d have probably had to get it done in Morrison’s or a tent outside Bargain Booze. 

My one on Friday is in the Heart and Chest part of Broadgreen Hospital , where Ged H got treated. To be fair there were also a few dodgy options as well like 'Abi's News' that I skipped. Didn't fancy guys stepping over me to get 20 Embassy.

[Section_31]

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

You'll get some camp bloke on Lorraine Kelly in a few years with this year's must have vaccinations.

I just always want the new one, I was the first kid in our school to have a SNES, I held out while everyone else was playing Mega Drives. Needles to say. I had the last laugh. 

[tokyojoe]

5 hours ago, Anubis said:

Commiserations on your future Pfizer jab.

I got the Pfizer jab last week. I still appear to be alive. Well, seems like it.

[Denny Crane]

 

 

 

[Jenson]

14 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

If you are, or know anyone, aged over 56 you are now eligible to book a vaccination online. I’ve just booked my mum in. 
 

 

 

Nice one! I have epilepsy so have been able to book myself in for the 24th March.

Think I'd be waiting until next year if I relied on my doctors.

[Harry's Lad]

My Mrs gets her jab on Monday morning, she'll be 59 later this month.

By rights, she should have already had it as she comes under cohort 6 because she's officially classed as a carer, but at least she's getting it now for which we're both thankful.

 

 

[Jennings]

3 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

this is a good read. 
 

 

"Even the worst winter ‘flu epidemic was tiny by comparison." 

Shit gonna get real on here!

[Mudface]

3 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

this is a good read. 
 

 

 

45 minutes ago, Jennings said:

"Even the worst winter ‘flu epidemic was tiny by comparison." 

Shit gonna get real on here!

 

The 12th, 13th and 15th Tweets are infuriating, the same fucking grifters and shills that are coming back out of the woodwork now things are looking better. Utter morons like the bellends in that 'no school masks' letter, banging on about false positives, a 'casedemic', that there couldn't possibly be a second wave and hospitals were actually empty.