Coronavirus

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, Spy Bee said:

I've just had the Oxford vaccine. Will keep you posted on microchips turning me into a drone and all that.

Bit sinister

 

[Megadrive Man]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

We all know Piers is a cunt but he's got Hancock up the wall here

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's a real battle of the Bastards. Sometimes you need a bastard to take down bigger bastards though.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

We all know Piers is a cunt but he's got Hancock up the wall here

 

 

 

 

 

 

"We had local shortages but we didn't have national shortages."

 

"Early in the pandemic we had to work hard to ensure the people who didn't have PPE got it urgently. At no point did anyone not have access to PPE."

 

"Your viewers understand what I am saying."

 

Stronts: Nods head.

[Scooby Dudek]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

We all know Piers is a cunt but he's got Hancock up the wall here

 

 

 

 

 

 

The thing is though, repeat a lie often enough and viewers believe it. There was no shortage of ppe, his team buying ppe was brilliant and that is the narrative they will continue to push. Morgan is right in that he doesn't answer the question. He deliberately delivers the narrative he wants irrespective of question and unfortunately, most do not call them out on it.

[tokyojoe]

Got mine on Saturday. With a bit of luck I'll get my favourite nurse of whom I learnt yesterday was born the same day I was attending a certain sporting event in Paris in 1981.

 

 

 

 

 

...slobbers....

[Turkish Delight]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Getting slightly annoyed at not being contacted about the vaccine. I know some people in my area who are young, have no underlying health conditions and aren’t key workers, yet they’ve been vaccinated. Meanwhile I’m in one of the priority groups and I’ve been going for drive-through blood tests every two or three weeks because the neurologists are worried that my medication has started to fuck up my blood cells, leaving me more susceptible to catching anything and I’ve still heard fuck all. 
 

 

That last sentence will surely be the longest one on the forum today, unless Dennis Tooth comes back. 

If you're over 64 or had a letter in the past saying you're high risk you can book in on the NHS website without waiting for them to contact you.

[Guest]

22 minutes ago, Turkish Delight said:

If you're over 64 or had a letter in the past saying you're high risk you can book in on the NHS website without waiting for them to contact you.

Is there a link to the specific website to try and book it in?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

10 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

My work has just told me to stay at home until June so that will be over a year I've spent trying to work sitting in the study with unstable broadband, 3 kids at home and the fucking noisy builders.  I'm starting to go bat shit crazy now. 

 

Tell them they shouldn't be fucking on the clock and to get back to work

[magicrat]

Got given the Pfizer one which was good.  Missus got the Oxford one a week later.  

No side effects for me and a day in bed with a banging headache for her.  

[Harry's Lad]

17 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

My work has just told me to stay at home until June so that will be over a year I've spent trying to work sitting in the study with unstable broadband, 3 kids at home and the fucking noisy builders.  I'm starting to go bat shit crazy now. 

Starting?

[Bobby Hundreds]

I've essentially stayed home and played on the playstation for 9 months while my missus works in the other room. If I could write or had something to say I'd become a games reviewer.

[Bjornebye]

23 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

My work has just told me to stay at home until June so that will be over a year I've spent trying to work sitting in the study with unstable broadband, 3 kids at home and the fucking noisy builders.  I'm starting to go bat shit crazy now. 

Bad news for the local 70+ female population. 

 

Not that there are many of the fuckers left 

[Harry's Lad]

5 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Ha ha. I’m so so bored now that even arguing on here with total strangers about stuff I don’t really give a fuck about seems appealing. 

Bored is an understatement, can't even be arsed with the telly half the time.

This place is helping though, very entertaining at times.

 

 

[Mudface]

19 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I've essentially stayed home and played on the playstation for 9 months while my missus works in the other room. If I could write or had something to say I'd become a games reviewer.

That's never stopped any games 'journalist' in the past.

[sir roger]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Bad news for the local 70+ female population. 

 

Not that there are many of the fuckers left 

The Colonel's outside space is like Home Alone 4 for older females

[Turkish Delight]

59 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Is there a link to the specific website to try and book it in?

 

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavirus-covid-19/coronavirus-vaccination/book-coronavirus-vaccination/

 

My Dad is 64 and registered on there earlier today. He's booked in for tomorrow.

[Red74]

Fuck off, Pfizer FC. You ain’t got no history

 

Mon the Astra Zeneca boys

[stringvest]

On 15/01/2021 at 13:50, TheHowieLama said:

I'm good with that -- Stringvest will collect my money.

I've still got Long Black Death

[A Red]

Did our first volunteer shifts at the mass site last week and was offered and took the Oxford jab. I reckon we're going to be doing this for at least 3 months and if I have a jab every week i'll be covid indestructible. So thats what i'm going to do.

[tokyojoe]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Bad news for the local 70+ female population. 

 

Not that there are many of the fuckers left 

The're all living around here.

[SasaS]

1 hour ago, magicrat said:

Got given the Pfizer one which was good.  Missus got the Oxford one a week later.  

No side effects for me and a day in bed with a banging headache for her.  

 

German engineering.

[TheDrowningMan]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I've essentially stayed home and played on the playstation for 9 months while my missus works in the other room. If I could write or had something to say I'd become a games reviewer.

Hah, there’s an idea. I was working all the way through until I got taken to the cleaners by COVID itself in January, so now my days consist of a short walk to confirm I’m still physically useless, gaming and living in fear of not recovering before I drop to half-pay.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Must be ace having a really big dick.  None of this matters, lockdown, vaccines, boredom, because you've got that fat dick vibe 24/7.   

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Must be ace having a really big dick.  None of this matters, lockdown, vaccines, boredom, because you've got that fat dick vibe 24/7.   

Nah its still shit. 

[Mudface]

The Zoe Covid app figures have been revised downwards (https://covid.joinzoe.com/post/covid-rates-calculation-changed), which has produced a big drop in the headline figure from around 213K to under 160K. The estimated prevalence in Scotland has halved since this morning, which is nice.

 

https://covid.joinzoe.com/data