Coronavirus

[Red Shift]

7 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I lasted till 30 seconds in when it was clear he was spouting shite that has been thoroughly debunked and is back on this thread time and again. Why post this shite? 

If its been debunked, then say no more. Just wanting information.

[magicrat]

Nearly 1000 died today of Covid.   We are royally fucked if one of the variants takes hold that is immune to the vaccines. Cunts spreading it by ignoring the rules are making that scenario much more likely .  Johnson not closing schools is equally clueless .  50,000 cases a day and that's just what we know about. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Cheeky pint 

[Stouffer]

Looks like the Memphis Belle in Albacete that.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Mermaid Inn, Isles of Scilly. The last bastion of pub left in the UK. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

First pub pint I've had in 3 months I think. 

Despite our Tier 1, most locals act like it's Tier 4.  Our biggest threat is the uni kids returning home for Xmas, but local messaging has been strong; don't be a fucking Dick.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Weird to be in the 0.0002% in Tier 1.  

But it's a good reminder to government that we're not the same as everywhere else, and local government funding needs to reflect that. 

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Mermaid Inn, Isles of Scilly. The last bastion of pub left in the UK. 

Top of our to do list for next year. 

 

We went into Tui last year and the conversation went thus:

 

Me: Do you do trips to the Scilly Isles.

Her: The where?

Me: Scilly Isles.

Her: Silly Isles? 

Me: Yeah

Her: Jen, have you heard of the Scilly Isles?

Jen: Yeah it's by Jersey isn't it?

Me: No it's the other side.

Jen: Yeah I think it's by Jersey 

Me: It's the other side.

 

Expedia may have to be the option.

[Jennings]

19 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Cheeky pint 

 

5 marks deducted for wearing socks with that outfit. 

[Dave D]

22 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Cheeky pint 

You be careful walking home-

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Top of our to do list for next year. 

 

We went into Tui last year and the conversation went thus:

 

Me: Do you do trips to the Scilly Isles.

Her: The where?

Me: Scilly Isles.

Her: Silly Isles? 

Me: Yeah

Her: Jen, have you heard of the Scilly Isles?

Jen: Yeah it's by Jersey isn't it?

Me: No it's the other side.

Jen: Yeah I think it's by Jersey 

Me: It's the other side.

 

Expedia may have to be the option.

Ha!  

Best kept secret.  Just ask Jude Law.  Actually, he'd probably feign interest and pretend he didn't know. 

In this pub here I remember having a lash up with Gail Porter when she had hair and was fit. She showed me her self-harming scars.  Poor fucker. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

4 minutes ago, Jennings said:

 

5 marks deducted for wearing socks with that outfit. 

Not me, barman. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

1 minute ago, Dave D said:

You be careful walking home-

 

This was outside here last week...

[Dave D]

That sea wall looks far to low for my metabolism after  half a cider

[Colonel Bumcunt]

1 minute ago, Dave D said:

That sea wall looks far to low for my metabolism after  half a cider

 

[Bjornebye]

10 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

They should be wearing full hazmat suits tbh.

 

Actually, can we just enclose Seacombe in a giant glass dome, Simpsons-style?

Stop trying to pretend you don't live near the Asda. It should have been enclosed since Reebok Classics went out of date. 

 

Apart from the nice people that pop through of course. With masks on. 

[chrisbonnie]

8 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Ha!  

Best kept secret.  Just ask Jude Law.  Actually, he'd probably feign interest and pretend he didn't know. 

In this pub here I remember having a lash up with Gail Porter when she had hair and was fit. She showed me her self-harming scars.  Poor fucker. 

So is the scilly Isles covid free? 

 

Motherfucker!! 

[John102]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Stop trying to pretend you don't live near the Asda. It should have been enclosed since Reebok Classics went out of date. 

 

Apart from the nice people that pop through of course. With masks on. 

You what now 

[suzy]

18 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I don't wear one walking from mine to the shop until I get into the village then I put it on. I'll walk in the road or cross if anyones walking towards me as well. They should be properly enforced in shops. Still get cunts without them who act quite aloof and lairy about it. To be fair most do, where I am anyway. 

 

 

Same here I have local shops (small parade) and I go for walks round the residential streets. I hardly pass anyone if I’m walking round here so only put my mask on as I get to the road the shops are in.

 

 

[sir roger]

5 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

So is the scilly Isles covid free? 

 

Motherfucker!! 

Read that they are still in tier 1 and the only area left not in tier 3 as a minimum.

Being a local isle for local people and twinned with Summerisle it is not likely you will get a pint here for new year however

[Rico1304]

 

[magicrat]

15 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Mermaid Inn, Isles of Scilly. The last bastion of pub left in the UK. 

Spent many an evening there.  That and the Turks Head on Agnes are in my top ten pubs.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, magicrat said:

Spent many an evening there.  That and the Turks Head on Agnes are in my top ten pubs.

Top 10, please.

[TheHowieLama]

And so it begins:

 

About 60 percent of nursing home staff in Ohio have elected not to take the COVID-19 vaccine, Gov. Mike DeWine (R) said Wednesday.

“We’re not going to make them, but we wish we had a higher compliance.”

[TheDrowningMan]

An American virologist weighs in on the new Tory scheme to give as many people as possible the first dose of the vaccine and, against advice, wait three months for the next: