Coronavirus

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Didn't Starmer call for this a couple weeks back?  

 

"TO STARMERRRRRRR.....WHAT A HIT SON, WHAT A HIT"

 

 

Yeah, but it was stupid, naive political opportunism then, and profoundly unpatriotic. Following new, unprecedented information they couldn't possibly have foreseen, it now makes perfect sense.

[Megadrive Man]

10 days ago...

[Red Phoenix]

From Dominic Cummings fave song :

 

"What we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the law.
I'm the law and you can't beat the law,
I'm the law and you can't beat the law,
I'm the law and you can't beat the law,

Fuck 'em, and their law."
 

[Mudface]

 

[RedKnight]

I've been moved to the JRS at 66% and it barely covers the bills. You can't place England into lockdown and ask people to survive on 66%.

[Barrington Womble]

42 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Ace, so Tier 4 for everyone then back to Tier 3 for us. Gonna go on and on this. 

You never know, our cases are dropping and we'll be 3 weeks in by the time this starts. 

33 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Without furlough thats a disaster for peoples livelihoods.

Merry Christmas. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

1 minute ago, Barrington Womble said:

You never know, our cases are dropping and we'll be 3 weeks in by the time this starts. 

There's no way we'll be coming out of lockdown sooner than anyone else.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Lockdown you say?  Bummer. 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

27 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

10 days ago...

Bullet the cunts. 

Mongo and the gang. 

[Megadrive Man]

1 minute ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Bullet the cunts. 

Mongo and the gang. 

These cunts are bulletproof. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Lockdown you say?  Bummer. 

 

Why is there a chair under the telly? Horrible feet them by the way you've got swelling. 

 

Is that the RNLI trying to save them people 

[skend04]

It was very kind of Boris to divert attention away from the Labour civil war with this.

[Dougie Do'ins]

8 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Lockdown you say?  Bummer. 

 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, skend04 said:

It was very kind of Boris to divert attention away from the Labour civil war with this.

What civil war *taps nose*?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The presser is delayed until about half 6 now. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Cmon Boris you fucking Pixar polarcunt.

[Stickman]

So briefing the nation (even though he’s briefed the press first) has gone from 4pm to 5pm to 6.30pm ....Maybe he’s hoping everyone will be watching the Liverpool game so they don’t have to listen to his shite 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

 

How did you manage to undo his filter? 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Why is there a chair under the telly? Horrible feet them by the way you've got swelling. 

 

Is that the RNLI trying to save them people 

I've been out walking.  And I'm fat.

 

Cmon, don't mess, that's a decent foot. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

I've been out walking.  And I'm fat.

 

Cmon, don't mess, that's a decent foot. 

 

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

24 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

 

Why are you watching what appears to be gay porn? I mean, each to their own and that like!

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Creator Supreme said:

Why are you watching what appears to be gay porn? I mean, each to their own and that like!

Thats Top Gun 2

[Creator Supreme]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Thats Top Gun 2

Wow so it got even gayer?

[Vincent Vega]

 

[Jennings]

Boris Johnson's cabinet right now...