Coronavirus

[Mudface]

49 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Herd immunity letter signed by fake experts including 'Dr Johnny Bananas'

 

I've just purchased DrJohnnyBananas.com for 12 usd.

Just picked up the .xxx domain.

[TheHowieLama]

31 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Just picked up the .xxx domain.

You wanker!! I knew I should have gotten all of them - it was like 12 bucks extra.

 

Just doubled down --- @realDrJohnnyBananas

[Vincent Vega]

 

[Rico1304]

 

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

 

Our guys got the memo, don’t worry...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/mps-to-be-paid-82k-as-they-receive-3-1-pay-rise-11950205

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Rico1304]

8 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Our guys got the memo, don’t worry...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/mps-to-be-paid-82k-as-they-receive-3-1-pay-rise-11950205

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ve no issue with the recommendation of a pay rise. I’d pay them more.  But voluntarily taking a cut is great optics. That’s why they won’t.  

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I’ve no issue with the recommendation of a pay rise. I’d pay them more.  But voluntarily taking a cut is great optics. That’s why they won’t.  

I’d pay the best people a fortune, as long as they are not allowed any secondary jobs, as they are responsible for the country ideologically and fiscally, I have no argument with that.

 

I do have a problem with them being so removed that they don’t even see the optics, just  another in a long line of fuck ups. They gave themselves a pay rise during two strikes by key workers over the past few years and this is in the same year when they’ll be a real terms pay freeze for NHS staff. 

[Bjornebye]

No fuck them. Getting a pay-rise when they voted against an NHS one after clapping them? Fuck right off. 

[johnsusername]

Are they going to close gyms in Liverpool on Wednesday? 

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Are they going to close gyms in Liverpool on Wednesday? 

If the leek was correct, yes.

 

They're still drinking Bordeaux, eating venison and considering options, we’ll know tomorrow when the leek it to a favoured journo. 

[TheHowieLama]

They should have a couple leeks with the venison.

[Rico1304]

29 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I’d pay the best people a fortune, as long as they are not allowed any secondary jobs, as they are responsible for the country ideologically and fiscally, I have no argument with that.

 

I do have a problem with them being so removed that they don’t even see the optics, just  another in a long line of fuck ups. They gave themselves a pay rise during two strikes by key workers over the past few years and this is in the same year when they’ll be a real terms pay freeze for NHS staff. 

I don’t want to row but they don’t award the pay rise, it’s an independent body.  

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

They should have a couple leeks with the venison.

 
True, don’t know why I’m leaking this to you, but I have a blind spot for the word.

 

College as well, always want to spell with a ‘d’.

 

Don’t tell anyone though.

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I don’t want to row but they don’t award the pay rise, it’s an independent body.  

Yeah, I know, we’re in agreement, but you’d think they’d manage it much, much better.

 

They do vote on it though. 

[Jairzinho]

 

"Dollege?"

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

 

"Dollege?"

Sey.

[KMD7]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Me and her still waiting for our results. Sent it off Thursday and she looked at the tracker which said it arrived with them late on the Thursday night. They said two days so hopefully find out today. Bot still feeling a bit shit but not anywhere near as bad as in the week. Haven't left the house other than putting the bins out since Sunday. I'm losing the fucking plot. 

Been a bit off form all week, I've had sinus infections on and off for the last year and it hit me during the week so after first bunch of antibiotics didnt touch it switched to another yesterday. GP referred me for Covid test just to be on the safe side at 10.30 am yesterday, got text an hour later to be at the testing centre in town (10 mins away) at 1.30. Drove in, had it done on time and got a text 24 hours later to say it was negative.  Great set up over here in fairness.

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

 

I love her. 

[Elite]

9 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I don’t want to row but they don’t award the pay rise, it’s an independent body.  

There's a first!

[Section_31]

34 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I’d pay the best people a fortune, as long as they are not allowed any secondary jobs, as they are responsible for the country ideologically and fiscally, I have no argument with that.

 

I do have a problem with them being so removed that they don’t even see the optics, just  another in a long line of fuck ups. They gave themselves a pay rise during two strikes by key workers over the past few years and this is in the same year when they’ll be a real terms pay freeze for NHS staff. 

I think as I've said on here before, note how the likes of the Daily Mail and Express like to pile on "MPs" but not the government, or Johnson specifically. The Nick Farraris and the Iain Dales likewise. 

 

Cynically IMO it's an attempt to sow distrust in parliament itself, so the likes of the government can get away with more and more shit.

 

Imagine a situation where the likes of, say, Caroline Lucas, Lisa Nandy and Tim Farron, get branded "snouts in the trough" by "outraged of Bolton/Kent", yet said same people will tell you all day long "Boris" has been dealt a bad hand, don't have a problem with his Eaton and Oxbridge millionaire background, or the fact he's shoved his brother in the Lords, or the fact that haunted HB pencil on legs Rees-Mogg has get shell companies out the arse, or that we still spend millions subsidising the royals. 

 

That being said, this is a spectacularly bad time for MPs to get a payrise, but all the above still applies.

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

8 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I think as I've said on here before, note how the likes of the Daily Mail and Express like to pile on "MPs" but not the government, or Johnson specifically. The Nick Farraris and the Iain Dales likewise. 

 

Cynically IMO it's an attempt to sow distrust in parliament itself, so the likes of the government can get away with more and more shit.

 

Imagine a situation where the likes of, say, Caroline Lucas, Lisa Nandy and Tim Farron, get branded "snouts in the trough" by "outraged of Bolton/Kent", yet said same people will tell you all day long "Boris" has been dealt a bad hand, don't have a problem with his Eaton and Oxbridge millionaire background, or the fact he's shoved his brother in the Lords, or the fact that haunted HB pencil on legs Rees-Mogg has get shell companies out the arse, or that we still spend millions subsidising the royals. 

 

That being said, this is a spectacularly bad time for MPs to get a payrise, but all the above still applies.

 

 

Mr Blair with a hammer blow to the head of the nail, as always...

[Rico1304]

14 minutes ago, Elite said:

There's a first!

Last time I said that PB bust a blood vessel 

[Dr Nowt]

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-indonesia-people-caught-without-facemasks-forced-to-dig-graves-and-get-into-coffins-12099172

[cloggypop]

Explains what TK has been up to. 

[Guest]

34 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Been a bit off form all week, I've had sinus infections on and off for the last year and it hit me during the week so after first bunch of antibiotics didnt touch it switched to another yesterday. GP referred me for Covid test just to be on the safe side at 10.30 am yesterday, got text an hour later to be at the testing centre in town (10 mins away) at 1.30. Drove in, had it done on time and got a text 24 hours later to say it was negative.  Great set up over here in fairness.

Where the fuck is fairness?