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[clockspeed]

3 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Future trading partners with the UK must be rubbing their hands with glee when they watch how incompetent the PM his cabinet and senior adviser are, they'll get everything they want, on their terms and then some more. 

Exactly lump on labour for next election Brexit trade deal train wreck approaching fast.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, cloggypop said:

Think he's just doodling cocks and balls

He isn't cool enough for that. 

[Stouffer]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

Think he's just doodling cocks and balls

[clockspeed]

1 minute ago, Tj hooker said:

So 520 miles on a tank of petrol fuck off you lying twat at best you'll get 350 plus 

You sir have had a Colombo moment 

[Captain Howdy]

Genuinely shocked at how poor he’s been

[Lario]

1 minute ago, Tj hooker said:

So 520 miles on a tank of petrol fuck off you lying twat at best you'll get 350 plus 

Don’t forget the 30 minutes each way to the castle!

[DJLJ]

1 minute ago, Tj hooker said:

So 520 miles on a tank of petrol fuck off you lying twat at best you'll get 350 plus 

+ his 1/2 hour drive to the castle, + the little trip to the hospital etc. 

[DJLJ]

Stupid double post. 

[Scooby Dudek]

I am going to drink 12 pints and then see if I am safe to drive. 

Should I ;

 

a)   not get in the car and wait until the next day

b)   get in the car on my own and drive around the block

c)   put the wife and child in the car and drive to Manchester and back

 

 

He was desperate to get back to work, what a selfless guy.

[Captain Turdseye]

[Tj hooker]

[Scooby Dudek]

4 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

So 520 miles on a tank of petrol fuck off you lying twat at best you'll get 350 plus 

If true, which is it not, it just means they filled the car right up prior to leaving London, which is the same as filling it the other end. 

 

Unless of course they have a spare car, full of petrol, on standby for emergencies. 

[cloggypop]

Sightseeing? I was seeing if I had sight. 

[Captain Turdseye]

This cunt complaining about inaccurate stories being written about him is amazing. 

[Anubis]

5 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Think he's just doodling cocks and balls

Or...

 

All work and no play makes Dominic a dull boy

All work and no play makes Dominic a dull boy

All work and no play makes Dominic a dull boy

All work and no play makes Dominic a dull boy

All work and no play makes Dominic a dull boy

All work and no play makes Dominic a dull boy

All work and no play makes Dominic a dull boy

All work and no play makes Dominic a dull boy

All work and no play makes Dominic a dull boy

[YorkshireRed]

Dam. I’m starting to feel sorry for him. It’s going that badly my natural empathy is kicking in. Definitely a character flaw, rather than anything redeeming about his performance. I’ve done the same with murderers and people caught watching channel five.

[Dr Nowt]

What does motor law say about not being sure whether you're fit to drive safely?

Fairly confident it's going to prescriptively insist you err on the side of caution and don't get in your car at all until you are sure, oddly enough.

[Vector Sigma]

Is Boris up after this? His bumbling will be off the charts.

[cloggypop]

How shit must you be to have this blert pulling your strings? 

[Captain Turdseye]

Is he gonna cry?

[Special K]

He's a fucking lying cunt.

 

That's the only situation I understand

[Aventus]

8 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

So 520 miles on a tank of petrol fuck off you lying twat at best you'll get 350 plus 

 

[Tj hooker]

2 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

If true, which is it not, it just means they filled the car right up prior to leaving London, which is the same as filling it the other end. 

 

Unless of course they have a spare car, full of petrol, on standby for emergencies. 

Exactly 

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

Unless of course they have a spare car, full of petrol, on standby for emergencies. 

 

This is his car.

 

[Jairzinho]

11 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

This is a cunt who spends his life malevolently pulling strings from the shadows, getting others to fight on his behalf. 

 

His discomfort at being put on the spot and made to account for himself is most enjoyable to see.

 

Not least given he thinks he's well above having to, as refusing to appear in front of that DCMS committee made clear.

Yes, he's a long, long way out of his comfort zone here. He's fucking dreadful at this.