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Bjornebye

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9 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

So you're saying Johnson should get up onto the roof of #10 to fix the television aerial, and that will sort both him and Cummings out? 

Once he's taken is hand out of his arse 

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3 hours ago, TK421 said:

Ah but um um what is um "home"? Um home could be anywhere.  We all "move house", so to speak.  Some of us, um MPs, have um second homes we like to visit and stay at as an additional home.  So I think you'll find that home is an um fluid concept and that's all that has um um happened in this instance, all perfectly within the scientific guidelines. 

Rumour has it Dom calls his sat nav ‘The Science’.

 

AMIRITE.

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2 hours ago, TK421 said:

I can't work out if this is parody or not.  I'm pretty sure it won't be an issue soon. 

 

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-disappearing-so-fast-oxford-vaccine-has-only-50-chance-of-working-11993739

 

There is only a 50% chance of the Oxford coronavirus vaccine working because cases in the UK are declining so fast, one of the scientists behind it has warned.

There was someone on Marr saying that this morning, I think maybe someone from AstraZeneca. He was serious. He did also say where they were testing in Brazil it's running wild. 

40 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Hearing Bojo the clown is coming out of hibernation to do today's press whitewash 

He thinks he can jibbajabba out of anything. Let's hope the press don't let him off the hook and let's hope kunessberg doesn't represent the BBC. 

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This is a rare opportunity (during this crisis) for the tories and scruffy albino to get a bit of credit by sacking the bastard. As much as I want him fucked off, I don't want the media fawning over the tories over this. I want them to keep falling on their bloody sword until it becomes too toxic. I'm waiting for this briefing from the twat and I honestly feel like I'm in the changing room before a fight. 

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Just now, Bjornebye said:

This is a rare opportunity (during this crisis) for the tories and scruffy albino to get a bit of credit by sacking the bastard. As much as I want him fucked off, I don't want the media fawning over the tories over this. I want them to keep falling on their bloody sword until it becomes too toxic. I'm waiting for this briefing from the twat and I honestly feel like I'm in the changing room before a fight. 

This.

 

He’s a cunt, needs to go, but I can only see his fat, blonde, cunt, puppet ending up increasing his popularity when he does.

 

Perfect scenario is another ‘stand by my man’ message today which gloriously unravels in the days ahead. 

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Ive turned it off. Close to tears here. What is the fucking point? Why the fuck are we all staying in? What the fuck does "about to be incapacitated" mean? "Oh were getting the covid tomorrow here you go have the kids" 

 

Then "palpable lies" what? There are fucking witnesses and evidence of him flouting the rules again you spineless lying tory cunt. I've always been in favour of us having to pay tax but I honestly just feel like giving up on everything right now. What a horrible horrible fucking world we live in. I hope someone shoots every single fucking one of them 

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The thing is the BBC shouldn't be able to turn on anybody they should report things how they are, pick at inconsistencies and lies across the board. Inform the public to the absolute best of their abilities and not tow a line over fear of funding.  Doesn't the queen have a charter that says she must always receive more money than the year before. That's bollocks but if we are going to have  a BBC it's funding needs to be secured beyond the moods of a political party.

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