Coronavirus

[Anubis]

54 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Mother in law died on April 15th of it, she had a few health issues but was only 70. Funeral is tomorrow, going to be weird only 10 people and it will all be wrapped up in 40 minutes.

Sorry to hear that DT.

[littletedwest]

Sorry to hear mate, terrible time best to you and your missus

[Sugar Ape]

Awful news mate. Hope the funeral goes as well as it can be. 
 

As someone with an autistic four year old I know how hard it is for them (and us) being stuck indoors. Can’t imagine how bad it would be with something like this on top of it. 

[Tj hooker]

Sorry for your loss DT heart goes out to you 

[Harry Squatter]

4 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Awful news mate. Hope the funeral goes as well as it can be. 
 

As someone with an autistic four year old I know how hard it is for them (and us) being stuck indoors. Can’t imagine how bad it would be with something like this on top of it. 

Cheers.

 

It's a total nightmare to be honest. Nothing to tire him out either.

[Sugar Ape]

2 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Cheers.

 

It's a total nightmare to be honest. Nothing to tire him out either.

Same here. I’ve spent a fortune on castles, treasure chests and all kinds and it occupies her for about ten minutes then gets pushed aside. Really difficult situation. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 03/05/2020 at 01:44, Anubis said:

Go and get him, Adam. Cev is just a tubby waddling latter day convict who clearly has no intention of moving his arse off his balcony with a view. Forget the Berlin undercard. If you book a flight out to Oz now you can make it just in time to surprise him during those fifteen minutes he’s setting aside on Monday and kick his arse. Go tiger....

 

 

who you calling Tubby doghead???

On 03/05/2020 at 01:46, Anubis said:

Come on, Cev. Are you seriously going to let somebody insult you like this and just take it? Are you? Are you?

 

Ahhhhhh you and hades bored shitless down in the underworld again? 

On 03/05/2020 at 01:47, Anubis said:

Bored Anubis is bored.

Tories and Republicans are doing all the bad shit above ground, no more fun for the keepers of the underworld, sorry fo rah delay responding old boy, I am trying to restrict time spent on the thread (its been difficult)

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 03/05/2020 at 03:01, Anubis said:

And back to those pesky tests...

 

 

 

Still chin up old boy, plenty to be positive about!

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 03/05/2020 at 05:20, Aventus said:

Come on kids, let's go get our picture taken, we're gonna be in the paper!

 

Really? What for? 

 

I sucked so much cock I became immune to Coronavirus. 

 

Nice one mum. 

The worrying thing is, if she is such a smeg junkie, when will she be starting her kids on it? Troubling times

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 03/05/2020 at 08:17, General Dryness said:

Google is your friend.

No its not, google is never your friend, google is a sociopath who eats your data and will one day rule over you all, whilst we start the rebellion in the undergrowth of duckduckgo and Brave Browser

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 03/05/2020 at 18:52, Sugar Ape said:

100% agree with Simon. 
 

 

The grammar is a bit wobbly, and I kept pre-reading the last line as done a bad murder so ended up reading the whole thing as Steve Pemberton's cracked son character in Psychoville

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

10 hours ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

Do you think things would have been greatly better if the election had gone the other way?

quite possibly, although its so soon after  the election, I think it would have been difficult to roll back all of the shite of the last 10 years. But I think there would have been more eagerness to lock down properly, more of a people first attitude, and look at what has been put in place, through gritted teeth, parts of what Corbyn and his shadow gov't were looking to implement but we got all of the tory memes of magic grandpa and money tree.

Also it wouldn't have had the sadistic fuck Cummings in anyway associated with it.

On 03/05/2020 at 23:21, Elite said:

I've had a sore bollock since I had the virus and the GP said it could be linked to Covid as urologists are finding testicle pain common in Covid patients. Either that or I've got the clap.

Lockdown - too many people sitting on the couch leads to squashed bollocks, that my theory anyway

10 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

Oh go on then, what question in particular? I couldn't be arsed reading all the way through your monologue of regurgitation. 

Ok, we'll use a numbering system as I know you like numbers:

 

1. What do you do? you refer to yourself as in health care, but its a very nebulous description, lacks any clarity on a level of authority you may be able to bring to the conversation - yes you are being held up to more scrutiny than others on the thread, because you keep attaching targets to yourself talking about how you and your family are in healthcare.

 

2. Why are surgeries closed? This is your chance to shine - you have clearly stated this is a specialism, you repeatedly state you know about this situation and you have friends who are Drs (GP's ??? quite probably having stated your missus is a medical secretary) is this a localised issue? how many surgeries are closed? all some?? hit us with some numbers.

 

3. "Urgent suspected cancer referrals are down 75%" - can we have some context to this statement? Again this localised? UK wide?

 

4. "Hospital are by and large empty in the UK" again provide context, how many?? where? why do you think they are empty? I agree its shit but of the staff have been redeployed - what is your solution - let the Covid patients die?

 

5. Do you think that your positivity could in anyway be influenced by your ties to the NHS and the need to see it return to "normality" - I'm not having a crack, asking a serious question if most of your family is in one way or another involved in the supply of good and services to the NHS - are they being impacted? Could this provide a subconscious bias?

 

6. Why are you so preoccupied with my intelligence and believe I am deficient in maths? Seriously some of the insults you have been throwing around are straight out of the Trump school, and make you look juvenile.

 

9 hours ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

Luckily when I had to go back to trawl for this I got close to the right page instantly (I went to page 50, it was at 54.) Just to be clear :

 

 

My optimism attempt was mainly trying to have some hope I think, it didn't work out very well at all.

I wasn't having a pop at you RP, just stating id been negative about the UK approach for a while.

9 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

You can think the government has made a balls up of this without sucking your thumb.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52524344

 

Some provisional plans for release of lockdown.

Again, did you go to the Donny Trump school of debate? Seriously what is there to be positive about?

8 hours ago, Scott_M said:

I wouldn’t mate. I’m the Homer Simpson of our team. While everybody else are Lenny and Karl with degrees and PHD’s and stuff, I just turned up the day the site opened and got a job.

 

I’m surprised how far my C at GCSE Maths has got me. 

haha fair play, know thyself -  "gnothi seauton" I have in ancient greek on my arm

7 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

15 minutes on your dinner break? 
 

Hope to fuck my bosses haven’t seen this or I’m shit outta luck with my output. 

nah, went way beyond that, managed to get screen dumps done during work breaks, the rest took a bit of time i should have spent in studio stuff on my ode to Donny

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

4 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Mother in law died on April 15th of it, she had a few health issues but was only 70. Funeral is tomorrow, going to be weird only 10 people and it will all be wrapped up in 40 minutes.

Sad news that man, thoughts are with you.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

11 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

Oh go on then, what question in particular? I couldn't be arsed reading all the way through your monologue of regurgitation. 

One more thing, at least one of your websites has no ssl certificate so it may fail to

load on modern chromium based browsers, better get one of your techs to look at that.

[Red Phoenix]

5 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Mother in law died on April 15th of it, she had a few health issues but was only 70. Funeral is tomorrow, going to be weird only 10 people and it will all be wrapped up in 40 minutes.

 

Sorry to read that, and that you have to have a funeral that's also affected by what's going on, on top of what you're already going through.

[Gnasher]

7 hours ago, SasaS said:

 

Here is my advice: don't be poor, make sure you have a big house and a job you can do from home and don't have high blood pressure.

and try not to be fat, black or asian.

[DJLJ]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

and try not to be fat, black or asian.

Nor old. 

[Red Phoenix]

#FlatteningTheCurve

 

Going really well this.

 

[Tony Moanero]

6 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Thanks for the good wishes. Nobody has put anything out about about it until today. There were worries about random bandwagon jumpers coming the funeral who have barely bothered since she's been ill. In a way this situation has taken care of that issue. Last couple of weeks have been a nightmare dealing with my son who has autism and is bored out of his brain and a wife who has barely had a chance to grieve dealing with him and sorting out all the funeral arrangements.

Sorry to hear that, mate. Take care of yourselves.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

7 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Mother in law died on April 15th of it, she had a few health issues but was only 70. Funeral is tomorrow, going to be weird only 10 people and it will all be wrapped up in 40 minutes.

Condolences mate. 

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

No its not, google is never your friend, google is a sociopath who eats your data and will one day rule over you all, whilst we start the rebellion in the undergrowth of duckduckgo and Brave Browser

You need to take a break from the internet. Seriously. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

2 hours ago, General Dryness said:

You need to take a break from the internet. Seriously. 

Dude I was taking the piss with the google shit, it is semi-serious, it’s the industry I work in, and I am interested in privacy. I think google has stealthily become ubiquitous in many peoples lives and it is dangerous to have so much data in one company’s hands, the same goes for Facebook. 
have you read Zuboff’s book on surveillance economy? It’s pretty illuminating.

Edited May 5, 2020 by Audrey Witherspoon
Terrible typo

[Gnasher]

5 hours ago, DJLJ said:

Nor old. 

Or poor.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

13 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Mother in law died on April 15th of it, she had a few health issues but was only 70. Funeral is tomorrow, going to be weird only 10 people and it will all be wrapped up in 40 minutes.

 

My condolences to you and all the family DT, sad news. 

[Red Phoenix]