Coronavirus

[Pureblood]

2 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Anyway, cheers @TK421 that's alleviated 20 minutes of boredom. I'll rep you elsewhere to make up for it. 

 

No hard feelings, you big wum.

Get a mask.

[Anubis]

5 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Negged, you piglet cunt.

Negged, you non-piglet cunt....

[A Red]

Can I drive down town to get fish and chips? Or am I a cunt? On seconds thoughts just answer the first one please

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

Negged, you non-piglet cunt.

It’s a fair cop.

 

Pun intended.

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, A Red said:

Can I drive down town to get fish and chips? Or am I a cunt? On seconds thoughts just answer the first one please

Only if the chippy is open. They’ve all closed by ours.

[Jairzinho]

16 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

I have to ask, what’s an oinkling?

A strong suspicion.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

2 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Get a mask.

I've got one. I had to remove some shit I though might've been asbestos last year, so I bought a fancy dan one with the two huge filters on the sides. 

 

Makes me feel like Bane.

[Anubis]

Are there such things as boinklings?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Only if the chippy is open. They’ve all closed by ours.

Same here. Friday night is chippy night too. Bastards. 

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I've got one. I had to remove some shit I though might've been asbestos last year, so I bought a fancy dan one with the two huge filters on the sides. 

 

Makes me feel like Bane.

Do you wear it when you go out? Maximum props if you do. 

[A Red]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Only if the chippy is open. They’ve all closed by ours.

Its open and ive rung through an order. They are only letting one person in at a time and it has to be contactless payments. If i get stopped by the police and banged up I shall remember it was you that said it was ok.

[SasaS]

3 minutes ago, TK421 said:

I mean that's one way of looking at it, yeah. If you're fucking stupid. 

Absolutely. As soon as the social distancing measures are relaxed, I will make an appointment to check if I am fucking stupid, can I in fact use my brain and to determine the exact location of my head in relation to my ass, as per your kind suggestions.  

To reciprocate your friendly advice, I would suggest looking up terms "exponentially" and "exponential growth" before using them in a sentence.  

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

Its open and ive rung through an order. They are only letting one person in at a time and it has to be contactless payments. If i get stopped by the police and banged up I shall remember it was you that said it was ok.

I class fish and chips as a food necessity.

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, SasaS said:

Absolutely. As soon as the social distancing measures are relaxed, I will make an appointment to check if I am fucking stupid, can I in fact use my brain and to determine the exact location of my head in relation to my ass, as per your kind suggestions.  

To reciprocate your friendly advice, I would suggest looking up terms "exponentially" and "exponential growth" before using them in a sentence.  

You are in serious denial if you think there isn't exponential growth when it comes to this virus.  All of the graphs prove that there is as far as the likes of Italy, Spain, USA, UK and many other countries are concerned. The numbers speak for themselves.  Just be honest with yourself, SasaS.  This virus isn't going away, it's doubling every few days (give or take the odd day).  

 

Seriously, you need to wake up. You are adjusting slowly vis a vis what is happening in reality.  

 

Oh and get a mask. 

[Atticus Finch]

12 minutes ago, A Red said:

Can I drive down town to get fish and chips? Or am I a cunt? On seconds thoughts just answer the first one please

Let’s have a chippy tea...

 

[Rico1304]

Ha ha I’d forgotten TK was the Maddie crank.  What a cunt. 

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, TK421 said:

and get a mask. 

Is this a euphemism?

 

In other news, it emerges a global shortage in condoms is looming due to the coronavirus pandemic, the world’s biggest producer warns.

[Bjornebye]

Who the fuck is piglet? 

[Anubis]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Who the fuck is piglet? 

Don’t Pooh Pooh it.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Who the fuck is piglet? 

Those that know, don't know. Those that tell, don't tell. 

 

I think that's it. 

[Strontium]

[elvis]

1 hour ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

NHS doctor fucking slaughtering the government to pieces live on Sky News. Go fucking girl!!!

 

 

Couldn't fuckin wait to shut her down at the end , the cunts

[johnsusername]

43 minutes ago, A Red said:

Can I drive down town to get fish and chips? Or am I a cunt? On seconds thoughts just answer the first one please

I got a Chinese delivery from Woolton the other day. The lad left it on the doorstep.

 

 

 

 

[SasaS]

A question, retired health care professionals that are coming out of retirement in the UK to help the NHS now, are they going to be used elsewhere, so more younger and presumably healthier doctors and nurses can be transferred to working with Corona patients, or do they just plan to push them to the Corona frontline? With 6,500 health care workers infected in Italy to date and over 40 doctors already dead.