Coronavirus

[Pureblood]

Just now, clockspeed said:

Also the UK gov asking retirees to help out seems somewhat reckless.

Seems very kneejerk/reactive. 

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, PestiRed said:

“we’ve bought 3.5 million test kits but we don’t know if they work yet”

 

what the fuck?

Testing is gonna be shitshow.

 

Spain's deputy prime minister, Carmen Calvo, has tested positive for Covid-19, the prime minister's office said in a statement.

She had tested negative in previous tests, the statement said, but doctors didn't think those provided conclusive data.

[Bjornebye]

The head of the biggest cartel in Europe has just said he doesn't like profiteering. 

 

 

 

 

 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

At least 3 million of the testing kits will be on Ebay for 10 times the price. 

[PestiRed]

British Deputy Ambassador has become tenth death in Hungary. Only 37 years old, no mention of underlying health issues as yet

[Scott_M]

26 minutes ago, TK421 said:

11 so far. I think they do the Welsh/Scottish numbers first, then release the figures for England after our illustrious leader has finished with his daily fibs.

There is no point announcing at 5pm, there probably more in the night.

 

Since 20/3 it’s been 33, 56, 48, 54 & then 87. 

[Dr Nowt]

[Scott_M]

Blast Off!

Its party time!

We don’t live in a facist nation! 
 

 

[Grinch]

1 hour ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

What's the point of a lock down of this shit is going on? 

 

Let's be honest, there hasn't really been a lockdown. 

 

You've people dandering about all over the place.   Walking around supermarkets every day looking for shite like soy sauce. 

 

You've flights landing right, left and centre. 

[Oh Buoy]

3 minutes ago, Grinch said:

 

Let's be honest, there hasn't really been a lockdown. 

 

You've people dandering about all over the place.   Walking around supermarkets every day looking for shite like soy sauce. 

 

You've flights landing right, left and centre. 

 

Yeah, but I got the soy sauce tho, didn't I?

[Mudface]

4 minutes ago, ``` said:

 

Yeah, but I got the soy sauce tho, didn't I?

Me too, I'll need it when my mates fly back in from China, party time.

[Pureblood]

9 minutes ago, Grinch said:

 

Let's be honest, there hasn't really been a lockdown. 

 

You've people dandering about all over the place.   Walking around supermarkets every day looking for shite like soy sauce. 

 

You've flights landing right, left and centre. 

It's a phoney lockdown for sure. I'm convinced that Johnson wants this to spread as quickly as possible. 

[Grinch]

5 minutes ago, ``` said:

 

Yeah, but I got the soy sauce tho, didn't I?

Not if it was me you asked today.    

 

Seriously tho, the amount of people walking right up to retail workers asking do you have blah blah blah and it's far from essential. 

 

Cunts dandering about every day, browsing every aisle. 

[Anubis]

3 minutes ago, Grinch said:

Not if it was me you asked today.    

 

Seriously tho, the amount of people walking right up to retail workers asking do you have blah blah blah and it's far from essential. 

 

Cunts dandering about every day, browsing every aisle. 

How do you know unless you’re out dandering about with them....?

[SasaS]

2 minutes ago, TK421 said:

It's a phoney lockdown for sure. I'm convinced that Johnson wants this to spread as quickly as possible. 

Sweden apparently has fewer restrictions than most European countries, bars and restaurants still open, people doing social distancing on their own, number of new cases and deaths still rising at a slower rate than countries in lockdowns.

[Pureblood]

3 minutes ago, SasaS said:

Sweden apparently has fewer restrictions than most European countries, bars and restaurants still open, people doing social distancing on their own, number of new cases and deaths still rising at a slower rate than countries in lockdowns.

Presumably that will be down to a lack of testing and a more widely dispersed population. Their leadership appears even worse than ours, which takes some doing.  

[liverpoolsno9]

56 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

There is no point announcing at 5pm, there probably more in the night.

 

Since 20/3 it’s been 33, 56, 48, 54 & then 87. 

 

And there’s no point announcing it in the night as there’s probably more in the morning, no point announcing it in the morning as there’s probably more in the afternoon..................etc etc etc etc

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

What's going on with today's figures?

[Captain Turdseye]

11 minutes ago, Anubis said:

How do you know unless you’re out dandering about with them....?

He’s working in the shop, doofus. 

[SasaS]

Just now, TK421 said:

Presumably that will be down to a lack of testing and a more widely dispersed population. Their leadership appears even worse than ours, which takes some doing.  

They have 44 deaths on 2,500 cases, which would indicate that testing, though not on the level of Germany or Korea, must be well ahead of Italy, Spain, France or UK. 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Switzerland are in deep shit.

 

Total population of only 8.5m, nearly 11k cases, 153 deaths, 31 increase from day before.

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

Switzerland are in deep shit.

 

Total population of only 8.5m, nearly 11k cases, 153 deaths, 31 increase from day before.

Are the deaths all down on the Italian border? 

[sir roger]

I'm surprised Switzerland never informed the virus of their neutrality & offered it a few Nazi nick-nacks.

[SasaS]

Switzerland was hit from Italy, just look where the Italian hotspots are.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

1 minute ago, Barry Wom said:

Are the deaths all down on the Italian border? 

Yeah being blamed on Italians fleeing before lockdown.

 

Concentration of cases in Verbier. Doctors there asking for region to be shut down.