Coronavirus

[Strontium]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It wasn’t a throwaway comment that’s why. He is only saying it now because it’s convenient. 

 

We're not performing brain surgery here. Everything I say is throwaway. The honest, spontaneous and occasionally thoughtless comments of a 40-something bloke. Stop treating every word I write as if they were etched onto a stone tablet and dispensed to my followers on a mountain. Nobody else has their posts pulled apart as much as I do. Even assignments I was given in primary school have been fair game recently, for crying out loud. You could argue it's my fault for being so open, but it takes two to tango, and even more for a gangbang.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

35 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

 

I also have seen it word for word numerous times on Facebook and WhatsApp. From specialists all over the world apparently. It’s all been debunked plenty of times. 

I don’t use faceache, and I have limited whatsapp as I’m a miserable autistic bastard.

hence this was my first coming across it.

if that makes me a coronacunt then I wear the badge with pride.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

We're not performing brain surgery here. Everything I say is throwaway. The honest, spontaneous and occasionally thoughtless comments of a 40-something bloke. Stop treating every word I write as if they were etched onto a stone tablet and dispensed to my followers on a mountain. Nobody else has their comments pulled apart as much as I do. Even assignments I was given in primary school have been fair game recently, for crying out loud. You could argue it's my fault for being so open, but it takes two to tango, and even more for a gangbang.

I personally wouldn’t if you didn’t say things like “I only post facts” . As for the gangbang.... whose joining us ? 
 

And don’t say Lassie !

[Sugar Ape]

2 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

I don’t use faceache, and I have limited whatsapp as I’m a miserable autistic bastard.

hence this was my first coming across it.

if that makes me a coronacunt then I wear the badge with pride.

This doesn’t make you a coronacunt. 
 

But you are one. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

2 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

We're not performing brain surgery here. Everything I say is throwaway. The honest, spontaneous and occasionally thoughtless comments of a 40-something bloke. Stop treating every word I write as if they were etched onto a stone tablet and dispensed to my followers on a mountain. Nobody else has their posts pulled apart as much as I do. Even assignments I was given in primary school have been fair game recently, for crying out loud. You could argue it's my fault for being so open, but it takes two to tango, and even more for a gangbang.

Dude how the fuck does anyone know about assignments you were given at primary school? 
mug you are getting stuck for some of this shit, then you must be sharing it, possibly in a somewhat unctuous spirit.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Just now, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Dude how the fuck does anyone know about assignments you were given at primary school? 
mug you are getting stuck for some of this shit, then you must be sharing it, possibly in a somewhat unctuous spirit.

Fucking autocorrect I did. It intend to call you a mug. Not sure what the word should have been however, apologies.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Just now, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Fucking autocorrect I did. It intend to call you a mug. Not sure what the word should have been however, apologies.

Oh fuck off autocorrect you fucking ring pieces 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Oh fuck off autocorrect you fucking ring pieces 

Rug. 

[Mook]

12 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Stop treating every word I write as if they were etched onto a stone tablet and dispensed to my followers on a mountain.

Where can I get one of these stone tablet dispensers?

[Strontium]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

Where can I get one of these stone tablet dispensers?

 

[aRdja]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

How can you abandon something you never pursued in the first place? Directing the question your way, in the vain hope you may stop strawmanning all over this thread like Worzel Gummidge frotting Aunt Sally.

They did, as was revealed by Peston and confirmed by your Chief Scientific Officer. What’s the point of your degree if you’re too shy to share your expertise on a pertinent topic SD?

[Lario]

So was herd immunity a complete RiS up?

[General Dryness]

6 minutes ago, Mook said:

Where can I get one of these stone tablet dispensers?

You just need to shove Ben Nevis up your arse mate. You'll be dispensing stone tablets for months.

[Guest]

19 minutes ago, Mook said:

Where can I get one of these stone tablet dispensers?

You mean, we've finally found something that isn't shovewd up your arse?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Awwww. For fucks sake. This is sad. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Awwww. For fucks sake. This is sad. 

Oh bloody hell. Awful news. 

[aRdja]

30 minutes ago, Lario said:

So was herd immunity a complete RiS up?

Unsure. I work in Finance. Perhaps tag @Strontium Dog™.

[Lario]

19 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Awwww. For fucks sake. This is sad. 

Poor girl. 

 

Fuck sake. 

[Moo]

I saw that Sky News report the other day in the hospital in Italy and wondered how devastating and literally soul destroying it must be to see so many people in your care dying. 

 

Poor girl whatever her reasons. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

41 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

You just need to shove Ben Nevis up your arse mate. You'll be dispensing stone tablets for months.

There has to be a kids book in there somewhere, fuck Jamie and his magic torch, sport billy with his magic bag, introducing mr mook and his magic arse, there was nothing he didn’t have up there in a time of crisis.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

There has to be a kids book in there somewhere, fuck Jamie and his magic torch, sport billy with his magic bag, introducing mr mook and his magic arse, there was nothing he didn’t have up there in a time of crisis.

The BFG goes up there for a lie down 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

44 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The BFG goes up there for a lie down 

Where he meets the kids from Narnia and Aslan and his buds.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Hey @Mook you got any blue meanies up there? 

[aRdja]

Looks like the data aupports SD’s claim that seasonal flu is more dangerous than covid-19 for everyone not named Stringvest.

 

 

[Jose Jones]

2 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Looks like the data is supporting SD’s claim that seasonal flu is more dangerous than covid-19 for everyone not named Stringvest.

 

 

Presume this is sarcasm?