Coronavirus

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Pfister. Fnarr, fnarr...  That didn’t take long.

 

 

[Mudface]

"It's just a prank, bro!"

[Anubis]

Some more entertaining Italian mayors. Come on, Joe, up your game.

 

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

Our thoughts are with Cody as he discovers what nominative determinism means in the Warren County penitentiary showers. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Our thoughts are with Cody as he discovers what nominative determinism means in the Warren County penitentiary showers. 

“Welcome to episode 1 of rimming overload with me Barry The Meat” 

[Anubis]

More video of Indian police enforcing social distancing.

 

 

 

[Rico1304]

I don’t think the government has the power to shut places down or even enforce the fines yet.  Once the emergency bill is passed today or tomorrow he can be a bit more prescriptive and stop people taking the piss. 

[skend04]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

More video of Indian police enforcing social distancing.

 

 

 

They're outnumbered in some cities by 10000s to one but you genuinely would not want to piss off Indian cops. They'll shoot you and just claim it as an encounter.

[Anubis]

Good to see the nation pay heed to our statesman like Prime Minister.

 

 

 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Some more entertaining Italian mayors. Come on, Joe, up your game.

 

 

 

A good looking corpse every time. Mr Seagal, Tom Waits. 

[clockspeed]

36 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Good to see the nation pay heed to our statesman like Prime Minister.

 

 

 

Just like Brexit all soundbites eg herd immunity no plan . His government also needs to be torn apart on his take the pressure of nhs and allow us time to manufacture ventilators and PPE . Nothing proactive everything reactive. His speeches so full of holes everything needing clarification. 

[Bjornebye]

46 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Good to see the nation pay heed to our statesman like Prime Minister.

 

 

 

There are still shit loads of work places opened and deemed right to be open especially in London. He needs to put a full service back on to reduce the crowding the thick twats 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

More video of Indian police enforcing social distancing.

 

 

 

Whilst people shouldn’t be just walking the streets needlessly, I still hate to see things like this. Them police look like they are enjoying it too much. 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, elvis said:

Bollocks

Yeah, they eat those as well.

[cloggypop]

3 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

They will eat anything with 4 legs that isn't a table, anything that flies that isn't a plane and anything in the water that isn't a boat.

Monsieur Mangetout > The Chinese

[clockspeed]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

There are still shit loads of work places opened and deemed right to be open especially in London. He needs to put a full service back on to reduce the crowding the thick twats 

He has literally had weeks to devise a coherent lockdown plan if required. There are examples good and bad all over the world a bit of copy and paste. The day comes when it's needed and we wake up to this . Now I know some.people are being knobs and asking stupid questions but that's what.you plan for. Between clearing out supermarkets to Cheltenham to beaches and parks bunged it is obvious citizens cannot be trusted to make even the most simple.decisions. This requires strong decisive leadership not piers Morgan running the show three days a week on TV . 

 

[Davelfc]

20 minutes ago, clockspeed said:

He has literally had weeks to devise a coherent lockdown plan if required. There are examples good and bad all over the world a bit of copy and paste. The day comes when it's needed and we wake up to this . Now I know some.people are being knobs and asking stupid questions but that's what.you plan for. Between clearing out supermarkets to Cheltenham to beaches and parks bunged it is obvious citizens cannot be trusted to make even the most simple.decisions. This requires strong decisive leadership not piers Morgan running the show three days a week on TV . 

 

Governments and the military spend billions on creating disaster plans and running exercises. A pandemic is surely on that list and while the specifics are not always predictable, the main things are. As you say other countries had much less time to prepare and seemed to have coped, we have had the advantage of seeing what they are doing.

 

The 'honour system' was obviously seen as a good idea but they forgot that there is very little of that in our society and especially in the political world. Imagine if speeding was left to the honours system, I despair as we simply do not have strong leadership, but this is where we are.  

[Davelfc]

Gary Neville can fuck off, the common sense talking decent human being. 

[littletedwest]

Yeah I don't mind him

[clockspeed]

11 minutes ago, davelfc said:

Governments and the military spend billions on creating disaster plans and running exercises. A pandemic is surely on that list and while the specifics are not always predictable, the main things are. As you say other countries had much less time to prepare and seemed to have coped, we have had the advantage of seeing what they are doing.

 

The 'honour system' was obviously seen as a good idea but they forgot that there is very little of that in our society and especially in the political world. Imagine if speeding was left to the honours system, I despair as we simply do not have strong leadership, but this is where we are.  

That's pretty much it in a nutshell. Makes you think the "wait for herd immunity to happen and the NHS will be able to cope minus a few pensioners dying " was the plan all along.  They were/are so swept.up in their Brexit "success" they think they could do no wrong. 

[clockspeed]

7 minutes ago, davelfc said:

Gary Neville can fuck off, the common sense talking decent human being. 

Summary please 

[Dr Nowt]

26 minutes ago, davelfc said:

Governments and the military spend billions on creating disaster plans and running exercises. A pandemic is surely on that list and while the specifics are not always predictable, the main things are. As you say other countries had much less time to prepare and seemed to have coped, we have had the advantage of seeing what they are doing.

Spot on. All very well complaining about China, in this instance clearly with plenty of merit, but as well as our initial reaction leaving much to be desired, we’re still letting people fly in to the country from Coronavirus hotspots. A child could spot some of the flaws in our approach.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Spot on. All very well complaining about China, in this instance clearly with plenty of merit, but as well as our initial reaction leaving much to be desired, we’re still letting people fly in to the country from Coronavirus hotspots. A child could spot some of the flaws in our approach.

Backs up the theory that they want it to spread. Doesn't make much sense otherwise.

[Carradona]

8 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

America are fucked, aren't they. Proper fucked. 

 

What the fuck is all this about? He's not well. And he's talking about ending social distancing measures in a matter of weeks rather than months. 

 

Absolutely insane. 

 

 

Who's the goofy, paedo-looking cunt there in the back with the glasses?

[Liverpool lad]

Anyone sum this up?