Coronavirus

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

All shops shutting? I need a new door and skirting board from Wickes. Am I buggered now?

You should be able to get them from B & Q as it is staying g open as an essential shop

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

Pistonbroke tells me he's tested negative for COVID... and feeling much better.

 

Quite a bit else still going on with his Oxygen saturation, thorax and bronchi etc - they can't do further tests at the moment for fear of infecting operating rooms.

They're supposedly sending him home this evening - to clear beds for the COVID situation - and will get him back in for MRIs, Bronchoscopy etc when they can.

 

 

At least testing negative is something, even if he has a way to go.

[Bjornebye]

Yeah good news at least for PB despite the other crap 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Speedy recovery, PB. 

[Anubis]

3 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

And he's a lame, vain shithouse.

 

 

To be honest, it’s probably the one thing I like about him, that he seems determined not to take us down the route of WWIII.

[s(k)aturation]

Just now, Anubis said:

To be honest, it’s probably the one thing I like about him, that he seems determined not to take us down the route of WWIII.

 

Yep.

 

[easytoslip]

10 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

Pistonbroke tells me he's tested negative for COVID... and feeling much better.

 

Quite a bit else still going on with his Oxygen saturation, thorax and bronchi etc - they can't do further tests at the moment for fear of infecting operating rooms.

They're supposedly sending him home this evening - to clear beds for the COVID situation - and will get him back in for MRIs, Bronchoscopy etc when they can.

 

 

Good news. 

[Strontium]

28 minutes ago, skaro said:

Not a canine culinary myself, but basting a dog in oil - alive and presumably unskinned - is more than likely a fake video... an unfunny joke.

 

Have you seen the video? It's all over Twitter. Search for China dog eating. I'd welcome your informed opinion. 

[Megadrive Man]

Speaking of cunts, Mike Ashley has announced that Sports Direct is an essential service and he intends to keep his stores open!

 

Fucking Sports Direct!

[Aventus]

2 hours ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Have you seen the video? It's all over Twitter. Search for China dog eating. I'd welcome your informed opinion. 

You can add it to the snuff section of your k9 porn collection 

[A Red]

2 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

Speaking of cunts, Mike Ashley has announced that Sports Direct is an essential service and he intends to keep his stores open!

 

Fucking Sports Direct!

I'll say one thing for his stores, theres always plenty of room in the aisles for social distancing

[Harry Squatter]

You dont have to be on lockdown to be on lockdown but we are on lockdown.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

6 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

Speaking of cunts, Mike Ashley has announced that Sports Direct is an essential service and he intends to keep his stores open!

 

Fucking Sports Direct!

Not a chance he'll be allowed to do this. Unless he threatens to knock over a full Sports Direct mug. The country won't cope with fresh national floods on top of coronavirus. 

[J-V]

1 hour ago, davelfc said:

The coronavirus pandemic is accelerating, the World Health Organizations says. It took 67 days from the first reported case to reach 100K cases, 11 days for the second 100K, and just four days for the third 100K 

and it took those useless cunts until China had it under control and Italy was fucked before they called it a Pandemic.

[s(k)aturation]

14 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Have you seen the video? It's all over Twitter. Search for China dog eating. I'd welcome your informed opinion. 

 

I specifically suggested that my opinion on eating dogs was not informed.  I don't have a degree, for instance.

 

 

[J-V]

35 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

Pistonbroke tells me he's tested negative for COVID... and feeling much better.

 

Quite a bit else still going on with his Oxygen saturation, thorax and bronchi etc - they can't do further tests at the moment for fear of infecting operating rooms.

They're supposedly sending him home this evening - to clear beds for the COVID situation - and will get him back in for MRIs, Bronchoscopy etc when they can.

 

 

The lengths he's going to just to get out of the Berlin showdown.

[Captain Turdseye]

21 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Have you seen the video? It's all over Twitter. Search for China dog eating. I'd welcome your informed opinion. 

I just watched it thanks to this post. Why would you share that information? That’s fucking sick, man. 

[Dr Nowt]

Speaking of china dogs.

 

[s(k)aturation]

5 minutes ago, J-V said:

The lengths he's going to just to get out of the Berlin showdown.

 

I'm not au fait with this "Berlin showdown" you speak of??

[Oh Buoy]

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/874732/230320_-_Revised_guidance_note_-_finalVF.pdf

[s(k)aturation]

52 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

Pistonbroke tells me he's tested negative for COVID... and feeling much better.

 

Quite a bit else still going on with his Oxygen saturation, thorax and bronchi etc - they can't do further tests at the moment for fear of infecting operating rooms.

They're supposedly sending him home this evening - to clear beds for the COVID situation - and will get him back in for MRIs, Bronchoscopy etc when they can.

 

 

 

EDIT.  (latest)  He's not out of hospital til tomorrow... and will need a second COVID test, to be sure - he presumes because of others on the ward who did test positive.  

 

He can't log on to TLW at hospital, which is why I'm proxying.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

I'm not au fait with this "Berlin showdown" you speak of??

It all started when someone questioned the average age of an Italian medium. Someone called someone else’s maa mystic meg and it kinda escalated from there. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

35 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Speaking of china dogs.

 

What. The. Fuck.

[Dr Nowt]

Just now, Aw Geez said:

What. The. Fuck.

I know mate. It’s a right pisser, I’ll never sell it now.