Coronavirus

[Megadrive Man]

13 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

The ice cream man has chosen today to come out round ours for the first time this year. 

Did you get a Choc Ice or a 99 ?

[Dougie Do'ins]

11 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

There's plenty of journos talking about this on twitter and some MP's too, the source seems to be respected and it looks like it's almost accepted that Cummings has had it with this one. Even Dan Hodges think's he'll be off :

 

 

 

I'm guessing more than half the cunts in this country wouldn't recognise Cummings if he passed them on the street.  

[TheHowieLama]

3 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

Did you get a Choc Ice or a 99 ?

"I'll have three cartons of Drumsticks please. Plus every bottled water you have on the truck."

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

372 new deaths in Spain. Total deaths 1,753. Holy fuck.

[manwiththestick]

18 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

The ice cream man has chosen today to come out round ours for the first time this year. 

Gotta sell those loosies..

[Red Phoenix]

11 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I'm guessing more than half the cunts in this country wouldn't recognise Cummings if he passed them on the street.  

 

He might never be that widely known, I'm still convinced that as time passes the damage he'll cause will be too much for the gov to want to deal with though. Or maybe they'll just make him a scapegoat after Boris has made so much of a mess instead. Can't see him lasting several years until the next election. Maybe I should though considering the state this country is currently in.

[Moo]

43 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

The obvious bog roll biffs etc deserve criticism. But, I don't like the rush to criticise every single person who buys in bulk. Questions to be asked:

 

Was there still bacon left or did he buy it all? 

Was it all for him? 

Does he buy this much bacon at the start of every week as he has a cafe/food truck/can etc? 

I know exactly what you mean.  I felt bad even being out yesterday but had to get my elderly mum some shopping as I don't live nearby so it felt like the last chance to "stock up" for her.  I say stock up but nearly everything I bought was a single item except for two tins of beans and three tins of rice pudding, and boy did the shop assistant make me feel like shit for picking up three rice puddings.  I even explained to him they were for my mum who's self isolating for as long as it takes, but still he pulled a face. 

[Megadrive Man]

2 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

He might never be that widely known, I'm still convinced that as time passes the damage he'll cause will be too much for the gov to want to deal with though. Or maybe they'll just make him a scapegoat after Boris has made so much of a mess instead. Can't see him lasting several years until the next election.

Cummings has a strong belief in eugenics so its not actually much of a surprise. He must have quite a lot of shit on the government though, potentially enough to bring them down if they try and scapegoat him?  

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

1 minute ago, Moo said:

I know exactly what you mean.  I felt bad even being out yesterday but had to get my elderly mum some shopping as I don't live nearby so it felt like the last chance to "stock up" for her.  I say stock up but nearly everything I bought was a single item except for two tins of beans and three tins of rice pudding, and boy did the shop assistant make me feel like shit for picking up three rice puddings.  I even explained to him they were for my mum who's self isolating for as long as it takes, but still he pulled a face. 

Saw a bloke yesterday with two 8 or 10ish packs of bog roll. My mate said words to the effect of "look at him, selfish prick." He was a young fella, could've easily been getting the second one for his ma or grandad etc. 

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

This is great. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

 

[Rico1304]

22 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I'm guessing more than half the cunts in this country wouldn't recognise Cummings if he passed them on the street.  

I think the overriding sense of doom and hopelessness would be a

clue.  

[Bobby Hundreds]

People just not taking this seriously enough until it bites them on the arse and they have to live with the stupidity forever. Unfortunately their decisions will bite everyone else on the arse too.

[Red Phoenix]

5 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

Cummings has a strong belief in eugenics so its not actually much of a surprise. He must have quite a lot of shit on the government though, potentially enough to bring them down if they try and scapegoat him?  

Yeah have seen that too. So it's only a few months after the election and we already have herd immunity during a pandemic added to his eugenics crap, and I'm sure there'll be more insanity to follow before long. No idea what he'd do if scapegoated though, maybe he'd see harming the gov/Johnson as allowing more moderate-types the chance of power in that case so he'd mostly leave them to it.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Gaza has reported its first cases. It could be carnage there as open air prisons and social distancing don't really go together well. 

[manwiththestick]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

Fucking bellends. Feel slightly contradictory as I have just been out on my bike, however 30 miles around country lanes of Cheshire on my own, not through busy parks. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

People just not taking this seriously enough until it bites them on the arse and they have to live with the stupidity forever. Unfortunately their decisions will bite everyone else on the arse too.

You're forgetting the bit where it will be everyone else fault but theirs as well. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, manwiththestick said:

Fucking bellends. Feel slightly contradictory as I have just been out on my bike, however 30 miles around country lanes of Cheshire on my own, not through busy parks. 

You evil bastard 

[Jairzinho]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

The public are stupid selfish cunts. The UK should already be under lockdown. 

[Dr Nowt]

Why did Spain and Italy feel the need to lock their populations down when everyone was already abiding by common sense restrictions?

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 hours ago, johnsusername said:

Fuming with my cousin who took it upon herself to go and visit my 85 year old grandma for a cup of tea on Friday night. Daft prick. She didn't see anything wrong with it - they sat apart from each other o different sofas. Oh that's alright then! 

 

What aren't people getting? Is it just an English arrogance? 

No, because arrogance isn’t anything to do with being English, it’s to do with the individual arrogant person. In this case it doesn’t seem like arrogance, but ignorance. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Germany to ban gatherings of more than TWO people, with a family/household exclusion applied. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Germany to ban gatherings of more than TWO people

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm self isolating. Started coughing on Friday afternoon and it got worse yesterday. 111 advised me 7 days and my family 14