Coronavirus

[Caramac]

33 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Ambulance on the way, I'm coughing blood and feel like shit, lips, nose and throat burning like fuck. Pulse 130 average. Wish me luck guys, stay safe. 

Thoughts are with you mate, best wishes.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Carradona said:

Absolutely terrifying.

 

Dr Al’s accent is great. Indian, Welsh and Mancunian with a dash of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer thrown in. 
 

 

Edit: Goes without saying that I hope Pistonbroke has only got mild shithouse dog AIDS and not Coronavirus. 

[TheBitch]

It’s all over for me lads. 

 

Temperature taken in 3 airports over the last 10 days. 

 

35.5

35.6

35.8

 

i leave all my worldly goods to Battersea dogs home, and @Carradona  

 

RIP 

 

YNWA

 

ETC

[cloggypop]

Have you been smoking a lot of weed? 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Faisal Islam claiming that France, on Friday, had threatened to close their borders to travellers the UK due to a lack of action and a policy of "benign neglect." 

[moof]

17 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

It’s all over for me lads. 

 

Temperature taken in 3 airports over the last 10 days. 

 

35.5

35.6

35.8

 

i leave all my worldly goods to Battersea dogs home, and @Carradona  

 

RIP 

 

YNWA

 

ETC

Is hypothermia a symptom of covid?

[Dr Nowt]

 

[TheBitch]

22 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Have you been smoking a lot of weed? 

Are you the police?

 

I may have sampled some. 

[General Dryness]

8 hours ago, elvis said:

Anyone got any tips for making bread ? I only have a lecky fan oven  due to flinging my bread maker out in disgust just because the paddle kept getting stuck . I have all the flour and yeast and shit , but no clue otherwise 

 

Plenty of recipes online. Google is your friend.

 

Most important things are to knead it well and let it rise a couple of times before it goes in the oven. Loved making bread when I was on a cooking course.

[Mudface]

25 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

It’s all over for me lads. 

 

Temperature taken in 3 airports over the last 10 days. 

 

35.5

35.6

35.8

 

i leave all my worldly goods to Battersea dogs home, and @Carradona  

 

RIP 

 

YNWA

 

ETC

You cold, Bitch.

[TheBitch]

6 minutes ago, moof said:

Is hypothermia a symptom of covid?

I think so. They just take a reading of your forehead. 

 

I have had a cold for most of the fucking year and just can’t shift it. 

 

Anyway I was sat in Bangkok airport and had a little coughing fit and some grass blew me up, next thing I’m surrounded by the Thai police asking if I’ve got a face mask, all the while sweat is starting to pour off me and they hand me a couple more masks and tell me to put them on. 

 

Trust me, being surrounded by Thai police is not a nice experience. 

[Red Phoenix]

1 hour ago, Pistonbroke said:

Ambulance on the way, I'm coughing blood and feel like shit, lips, nose and throat burning like fuck. Pulse 130 average. Wish me luck guys, stay safe. 

 

Shit, hopefully it's not this and it's something easier to deal with that hit the worst point when you posted. Hope you get better shortly too.

[Red_or_Dead]

I hope you are okay Pistonbroke.

[cloggypop]

8 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Are you the police?

 

I may have sampled some. 

Takes a fair bit to lower your temperature. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Full Merseyside coronavirus breakdown including Wirral and Sefton as Liverpool cases rise

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/full-merseyside-coronavirus-breakdown-including-17960769

[Red Phoenix]

An article that gives some pointers as to why so many of us are in this shit mess : Coronavirus: how Asian countries acted while the west dithered

 

[Tj hooker]

Christ @Pistonbroke get well soon pal 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

1 hour ago, Pistonbroke said:

Ambulance on the way, I'm coughing blood and feel like shit, lips, nose and throat burning like fuck. Pulse 130 average. Wish me luck guys, stay safe. 

Fucking hell.

 

Good luck mate.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Graphs updated 7pm today:

 

 

 

 

[J-V]

and we've still not locked down.

 

NHS has ran of masks as well.  Johnson should get down to a hospital to see the mess he and the tits he employed have caused.

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I'm reluctant to give too much weight to articles quoting unnamed sources but, if accurate, this is quite damming of the government. 

 

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexwickham/10-days-that-changed-britains-coronavirus-approach

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

South Africa will be hit hard. 38 new cases in 24 hours, up to 240 in total. No deaths yet.

 

If the virus gets into the townships, it will be brutal.

[Guest]

How can this be getting around the world so easily? Is it really human to human or could this be something in the environment? It just seems so weird that no flights around the world and yet it's still moving around like it's nothing at all.

[Mudface]

Just now, Shooter in the Motor said:

How can this be getting around the world so easily? Is it really human to human or could this be something in the environment? It just seems so weird that no flights around the world and yet it's still moving around like it's nothing at all.

Yes. Of course it is, how do you think it spread in the first place? 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Yes. Of course it is, how do you think it spread in the first place? 

But it surely didn't actually START with a human?