Coronavirus

[SasaS]

12 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Schools are closed in my area now. Guess what. The kids are walking about in groups, wearing provocative clothes, smoking weed, riding bikes, generally treating it like a summer holiday.

 

This will go well.

Pictures of provocative cloths.

[cloggypop]

Fuck me, I hope Jeff Bezos dies from this. He's set up a fundraiser to help his temp staff get through it. Pay them yourself you fucking cunt. 

 

https://amazonrelieffund.org/

 

Unfuckingbelievable. 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Fuck me. They like dragging their heels don't they?

[alles ist gut]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

Fuck me, I hope Jeff Bezos dies from this. He's send up a fundraiser to help his temp staff get through this. Pay them yourself you fucking cunt. 

 

https://amazonrelieffund.org/

 

Unfuckingbelievable. 

Unfortunately Mr. Bezos lives in a country with virtually no privately-owned firearms, almost totally removing the possibility of him being shot in the face.

[TheHowieLama]

A scheme??

[Davelfc]

Just now, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

Fuck me. They like dragging their heels don't they?

Kills tories giving the plebs money

[Davelfc]

This is as clear a mud

[Bjornebye]

I cant believe what I'm hearing. Fair play to them if this happens. 

[PestiRed]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If you're feeling bad mate might be best to swerve the pub. Kick back, stick a series on, eat some food. 

 

Failing that open a bottle of something heavy and listen to David Gray. 

That sounds like a recommendation for suicide

[Davelfc]

By closing the pubs later tonight it just means they will be rammed as people make the most. Surely it was better to close immediately or within hours. Better than nothing I suppose 

[easytoslip]

13 minutes ago, J-V said:

I was watching that.  Now 70’s channel.  I didn’t even know it existed.

Neither did until the other day, the Litherland Town Hall dance and my first stirrings haha. 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

A scheme??

[easytoslip]

1 minute ago, davelfc said:

By closing the pubs later tonight it just means they will be rammed as people make the most. Surely it was better to close immediately or within hours. Better than nothing I suppose 

Is that what's happening then tonight? Yes it should of happened earlier 

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, davelfc said:

By closing the pubs later tonight it just means they will be rammed as people make the most. Surely it was better to close immediately or within hours. Better than nothing I suppose 

They were closed half an hour after the announcement here. Only way to stop blerts having a last piss up. 

[easytoslip]

6 minutes ago, PestiRed said:

That sounds like a recommendation for suicide

Haha 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

So what happens if you've already been put on unpaid leave or been let go?

 

What the fuck was the 30% to cover rent about?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Sounds like some good proposals from the Tories. Need someone to read the small print for me on whether I should be outraged.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

In hindsight, I think that these press conferences have proved to be quite useful. Especially as it appears that the government have got most of their ideas from what was complained about in a press conference from the days before. 

[J-V]

1 minute ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

So what happens if you've already been put on unpaid leave or been let go?

 

What the fuck was the 30% to cover rent about?

You’re fucked and on the dole or whatever they call it.

[Megadrive Man]

So Corbyn did win the argument then?

[Scott_M]

What didn’t they just close bars, cinemas, restaurants etc earlier in the week instead of the wishy-washy “avoid” they gave?

[Bjornebye]

"Don't see your parents if they are vulnerable or elderly, I hope to be seeing mine though"

 

77 with Parkinsons. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Tim Martin will be livid. 

 

[J-V]

1 minute ago, Scott_M said:

What didn’t they just close bars, cinemas, restaurants etc earlier in the week instead of the wishy-washy “avoid” they gave?

Gotta get that money in

[alles ist gut]

Just now, Pistonbroke said:

Tim Martin will be livid. 

 

Hopefully he’ll have a coronary.