Coronavirus

[Rico1304]

5 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Hearing rumours that Prince Phillip has died, dunno if it's virus related

 

I heard the same yesterday. 

[Spy Bee]

2 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Does the rumour again involve a WhatsApp group with a profile picture of someone's cock? Or is it more reliable this time? 

My mate has some contacts in the military. He's an ideal coronavirus candidate in fairness isn't he.

[Davelfc]

6 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Hearing rumours that Prince Phillip has died, dunno if it's virus related

 

That'll teach him to ignore me 

[Jairzinho]

1 minute ago, Spy Bee said:

My mate has some contacts in the military. He's an ideal coronavirus candidate in fairness isn't he.

Can lizards get it?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

It could be true and he's already reincarnated, going by the foreword he penned for a book. 

 

I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist... I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.

• Foreword to If I Were an Animal (1987) by Fleur Cowles ISBN 9780688061500

[Stickman]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Same rumour gets spread daily. Aren't reptiles immune to it? 

 

And cockroaches so that's Murdoch in the clear as well 

[Leyton388]

Richard Branson is one cheeky cunt. Wants 7.5bn bailout money from the government but has told his staff at Virgin Atlantic to take 8 weeks unpaid leave. 

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

2 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Richard Branson is one cheeky cunt. Wants 7.5bn bailout money from the government but has told his staff at Virgin Atlantic to take 8 weeks unpaid leave. 

 

 

How's about he sells his fucking island and puts the proceeds from that, along with the money he sued the NHS for, into the kitty? 

 

Cheeky fucking parasite! 

[Stickman]

We buy toilet roll and pasta......

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Isn't it a Greek Island? It'll be worth about 20p by the end of the year. 

[Stickman]

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[Stickman]

Guess they're all pissed off as they can't get their copies of The S*n delivered anymore

 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

3 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Guess they're all pissed off as they can't get their copies of The S*n delivered anymore

 

Should herd them into the sea and tell them to swim home. Fucking morons.

 

[TheHowieLama]

Just noticed one of our dogs is using a similar strategy as a few governments.

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Just noticed one of our dogs is using a similar strategy as a few governments.

 

 

 

He's checking to see if your buried bog roll is still there. 

[Herp McDerp]

Watching the US financial markets meltdown is one of the few joys to come out of this clusterfuck. The orange psycopath couldn't give two fucks about thousands perishing, but being blamed for the shitshow that's going down is getting to him. It's almost at the point where all gains since he won the presidency are about to be erased. 

[Alan Sex]

6 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Wouldn't worry Al, the VD you're riddled with should see the coronavirus off pretty handily.

Wish I had an endoscope with a working camera. I would livestream the battle on POV PPV. 

[Sugar Ape]

I hope they are just being overcautious because that percentage is clearly not sustainable. 
 

 

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Spy Bee said:

Chinese media links coronavirus to US military lab

BBC Monitoring

The world through its media

The state-run Global Times has reported about a petition on the White House website urging the US government to release more information on the suspension of an infectious disease research lab under the Pentagon.

The Global Times noted that Chinese internet users and experts are calling for more information on whether The Fort Detrick laboratory was linked to the novel coronavirus, citing coincidental events between the lab’s closure and the outbreak of Covid-19.

It noted many English-language news reports about the closure of Fort Detrick were deleted recently, raising “suspicions over the lab's ‘relationship’ with the novel coronavirus”.

This is the latest in a series of remarks by Chinese diplomats and the state media fuelling a theory that the virus did not originate in China, but was only found there.

Last week, the official Xinhua news agency claimed that the epidemic was first reported in China but “that does not mean it necessarily originated in China”.

Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Zhao Lijian has even tweeted that “it might be US army who brought the epidemic to Wuhan”.

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Chinese scientists reveal true cause of coronavirus outbreak in Wuhan

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BY MARK FITT POLITICAL JOURNALIST AT 2:32 PM FEBRUARY 16, 2020BUSINESS NEWS, WORLD NEWS

The true cause of how the coronavirus spread has been revealed by Chinese scientists who have broken cover and said the oubreak started in a science laboratory in Wuhan yards away from a wet market.

They have sensationally spoke out and said the coronavirus outbreak in Wuhan was due to the scientists researching bat diseases and could be responsible.

A scientist told how a sick bat attacked the researchers and bled on them and urinated on another, they were then forced to quarantine themselves for 14 days.

 

Biologists Botao Xiao and Lei Xiao published a pre-print entitled “The possible origins of 2019-nCoV coronavirus.”

The report describes how “the killer coronavirus probably originated from a laboratory in Wuhan.

“We noted two laboratories conducting research on bat coronavirus in Wuhan, one of which was only 280 metres from the seafood market.

“We briefly examined the histories of the laboratories and proposed that the coronavirus probably originated from a laboratory.

“Our proposal provided an alternative origin of the coronavirus in addition to natural recombination and intermediate host.”

The report clearly contests the Chinese authorities’ official findings that the virus jumped from bats to humans at the Wuhan wet market.

The scientists say, “The probability was very low for the bats to fly to the market.

“According to municipal reports and the testimonies of 31 residents and 28 visitors, the bat was never a food source in the city, and no bat was traded in the market.

“There was possible natural recombination or intermediate host of the coronavirus, yet little proof has been reported.”

These scientific laboratories are just 280 metres from the wet market.

The report further claims “In one of their studies, 155 bats including Rhinolophus affinis were captured in Hubei province, and another 450 bats were captured in Zhejiang province.

The scientist studying the collection of bats at the laboratory said how he was once “attacked by bats and the blood of a bat shot onto his skin.”

The scientists in Wuhan said, “In summary, somebody was entangled with the evolution of 2019-nCoV coronavirus.

“In addition to origins of natural recombination and intermediate host, the killer coronavirus probably originated from a laboratory in Wuhan.

“Safety levels may need to be reinforced in high risk bio-hazardous laboratories.

“Regulations may be taken to relocate these laboratories far away from city centres and other densely populated places.”

The Horseshoe bats are a natural reservoir for the severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus and caused the 2002 and 2003 Sars -Cov pandemic, the laboratory reported.

China Coronavirus Health Science

 

 

21 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

Watching the US financial markets meltdown is one of the few joys to come out of this clusterfuck. The orange psycopath couldn't give two fucks about thousands perishing, but being blamed for the shitshow that's going down is getting to him. It's almost at the point where all gains since he won the presidency are about to be erased. 

The equities markets have been shut haven't they? Another 7% at their open. It's really not great news though as it fucks everyone's pension and if you were about to retire, it could put you back years. 

[A Red]

23 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

Watching the US financial markets meltdown is one of the few joys to come out of this clusterfuck. 

Yeah thats fucking brilliant isnt it?

[Karl_b]

Fucking bats. That article reads like the start of Justin Cronin's trilogy of books, The Passage, about a pandemic, stemming from bats, that causes people to turn in to 'virals' (vampires) and destroy most of the world. 

 

Between years of reading and watching dystopian fiction and playing the Pandemic board game, I'm well sorted to see this through. Err, apart from the being vulnerable to the virus thing. But APART from that.

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

They will do fuck all.

 

Just logged into my Tesco online account and the earliest I can get a home delivery is on 26th.

 

 

Those slots available will be gone by the end of today guaranteed. This is the case for all supermarkets for online deliveries.

Save us Waitrose, you’re our only hope.

[3 Stacks]

10 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

I hope they are just being overcautious because that percentage is clearly not sustainable. 
 

 

It must be like Italy that they only test the very sick.

[Sugar Ape]

I’ve just been for a walk by ours then, country lanes around the Aughton/Ormskirk area which are normally dead apart from when @Bjornebye is out dogging with his mates and the amount of old people just wandering around was ridiculous.
 

I’m talking people in their late 70s/early 80s, some alone and some in groups, got high doubts this quarantine of old people is going to work. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Sugar Ape said:

I’ve just been for a walk by ours then, country lanes around the Aughton/Ormskirk area which are normally dead apart from when @Bjornebye is out dogging with his mates and the amount of old people just wandering around was ridiculous.
 

I’m talking people in their late 70s/early 80s, some alone and some in groups, got high doubts this quarantine of old people is going to work. 

Your nan did insist on moving there.