Coronavirus

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

42 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Last I’d heard he’d challenged it to a straightener outside County Rd KFC.

He invited it out of his body, but only if it was comfortable with that. 

[Herp McDerp]

Poo.

[Herp McDerp]

2 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Boris Johnson will not be tested for Coronavirus as he has no symptoms. 

 

Sigh! Our response to this seems so disjointed. He could still be an asymptomatic carrier and require isolation. 

 

It's a risk that I for one am willing to take.

[Anubis]

6 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Boris Johnson will not be tested for Coronavirus as he has no symptoms. 

 

Sigh! Our response to this seems so disjointed. He could still be an asymptomatic carrier and require isolation. 

[Spy Bee]

I'm guessing high in the sweep today. 89 new cases is by guess.

 

Results usually out about 14:15

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

It looks like the Tories have found the magic money tree if the rest of the budget follows their business tax cuts made due to Coronavirus. 

 

Let's see if the budget extends to looking after people rather than the economy. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Because we're not hysterical fannies?

 

Says the man who cries about negs on an internet forum. 

[moof]

2 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Turns out the husband of one of my wife’s team at work has it. Which probably means my missus’ mate has got it too (she’s been tested, no result yet).  

Looks like there’s a slight chance I could be in quarantine shortly.

Anyone heard from @moof lately or has he died?

Me lungs hurt and I’m shaking like a shitting dog. Other than that I feel great! Not been tested yet

[KMD7]

12 minutes ago, moof said:

Me lungs hurt and I’m shaking like a shitting dog. Other than that I feel great! Not been tested yet

Hope you don't die of the coronaids. X

[Herp McDerp]

16 minutes ago, moof said:

Me lungs hurt and I’m shaking like a shitting dog. Other than that I feel great! Not been tested yet

 

3 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Hope you don't die of the coronaids. X

 

But on the off chance that you do wouldn't it be right to get those pics of Penelope Cruz's minge posted first?

[Spy Bee]

18 minutes ago, moof said:

Me lungs hurt and I’m shaking like a shitting dog. Other than that I feel great! Not been tested yet

There does seem to be a bad 3 day flu thing going around as well. My bro in law and best mate have both been bed bound for 3 days and then right as rain on the fourth day.

[Spy Bee]

6 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Hope you don't die of the coronaids. X

But if you do, can I have your PS4?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

20 minutes ago, moof said:

Me lungs hurt and I’m shaking like a shitting dog. Other than that I feel great! Not been tested yet

Stay strong mate, we are with you in this. Get the Tiger Balm out.

[moof]

13 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Hope you don't die of the coronaids. X

Thank you brother. Appreciate that

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

https://mobile.twitter.com/dinah_ditch/status/1237728180980592640

 

Dominic Raab is looking a bit ropey. 

[Davelfc]

1 hour ago, Spy Bee said:

I'm guessing high in the sweep today. 89 new cases is by guess.

 

Results usually out about 14:15

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-number-of-uk-cases-rises-to-456-11955298

 

up 83

 

 

The number of people with the coronavirus in the UK has risen to 456 after a further 83 tested positive for the virus in the last 24 hours.

The number is the biggest daily increase in coronavirus cases in the UK, where six people have died from the illness.

[clangers]

Will be interesting to see how testing up to 10,000 a day impacts on the number infected? I think we can guess.

[3 Stacks]

9 minutes ago, clangers said:

Will be interesting to see how testing up to 10,000 a day impacts on the number infected? I think we can guess.

There's official cases found through testing and actual cases, though. They say there's around 500 in the UK, but chances are there's actually like 5k+.

[Dr Nowt]

If anyone believes that treacherous haystack full of curdled spunk really hasn’t been tested, I’ve got a bridge to sell them.

 

At a time of nationwide shortage of testing potential, they’re setting an example for the little people to follow, like John Gummer feeding his daughter a supposedly British beef burger during the height of the BSE crisis.

[Davelfc]

A hell of a lot of people with it have no symptoms but can infect others. So yes, more widespread testing should impact the numbers. But likewise should also help to contain some of the spread, probably too little too late.  

[Sugar Ape]

https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/how-six-people-coronavirus-describe-17901424

[clangers]

11 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

There's official cases found through testing and actual cases, though. They say there's around 500 in the UK, but chances are there's actually like 5k+.

Very  true, it's really just a sample size at the moment. Someone posted elsewhere that if the total tested was scaled up proportionally to the UK population it would be around 800k infected. I hope that's a wild exaggeration as it doesn't take account of circumstance.

[SasaS]

1 hour ago, Spy Bee said:

I'm guessing high in the sweep today. 89 new cases is by guess.

 

Results usually out about 14:15

Close. But no cigar.

[Redder Lurtz]

15 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I can guarantee if that appeared anywhere in Liverpool, some cunt would be onto the echo about it.

Already had Outraged of Yorkshire comment on fb that it's "discusting" to make fun of people who are "dieing"

[Guest]

I'm confused by the no symptoms thing. If you have no symptoms, you don't develop any but you have Coronavirus, isn't it the same as not having Coronavirus?