Coronavirus

[SasaS]

11 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

China...hmmm

 

[clangers]

12 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

Hearing that Man City are preparing to play their matches behind closed doors because the doors don't open that much anyway.  

As others have posted they are so used to playing at home under those conditions they're going to have a big advantage.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My  missus just come back from Asda on Breck Rd, needed some shopping, no loo roll or soap of any kind. Crazy fuckers.

[skend04]

If anyone has got a minor fever or respiratory tract infection they are going to be told to self-isolate for 7 days. 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51807781

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

4 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

My  missus just come back from Asda on Breck Rd, needed some shopping, no loo roll or soap of any kind. Crazy fuckers.

 

Imagine a real pandemic or major war/catastrophic event, you wouldn't be able to leave your house for all the daft cunts mugging you for your tabs and trabs. 

[General Dryness]

23 minutes ago, moof said:

Lads and lasses, I might have a bit of this. RIP ynwa etc 

 

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, skend04 said:

If anyone has got a minor fever or respiratory tract infection they are going to be told to self-isolate for 7 days. 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51807781

 

 

Still a few weeks off listening to them at the press conference area. We’re only doing this once we have a nice spread and have entered the ‘delay’ pahae. Pity, as I’ve got a dry cough, sniffles, but no fever. Much like Gordon.

[moof]

15 minutes ago, Champ said:

Cant tell if serious

Yep, unfortunately. Not planning my funeral or anything yet but I’m showing all of the symptoms to suggest it could be this; high fever, shortness of breath, shivers etc.
 

And if it isn’t covid, it’s certainly a great excuse to sit around in my bills for two weeks and get drunk during the day. Every cloud and all that 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, skend04 said:

If anyone has got a minor fever or respiratory tract infection they are going to be told to self-isolate for 7 days. 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51807781

 

 

 

The UK Gov't are just incompetent. Surely they should be tested first and checks done on who they've had contact with and where they have been. Just taking the cheapest way out of trying to control it as the person self isolating will be the one using leave or not being paid. Most people will just think they have a mild cold anyway and say fuck that shit. 

[DJLJ]

Not sure if posted, but I use this one for the numbers: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

16 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

Imagine a real pandemic or major war/catastrophic event, you wouldn't be able to leave your house for all the daft cunts mugging you for your tabs and trabs. 

We had half an inch of snow about ten years ago and the buses stopped.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

We had half an inch of snow about ten years ago and the buses stopped.

 

Far too many people are comfortable/happy being told what to do. They simply can't function without guidance, even in simple tasks. In a scenario as I posted there'd be fucking chaos. 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, rubble-rouser said:

Makes no sense at all.

What do you mean?

[TheHowieLama]

Bad news lads -- I have been self isolating for near a year now. Still an issue.

[Tony Moanero]

47 minutes ago, skend04 said:

If anyone has got a minor fever or respiratory tract infection they are going to be told to self-isolate for 7 days. 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51807781

 

 

How can the homeless, who are some of the most vulnerable people in society, self-isolate?

[Champ]

40 minutes ago, moof said:

Yep, unfortunately. Not planning my funeral or anything yet but I’m showing all of the symptoms to suggest it could be this; high fever, shortness of breath, shivers etc.
 

And if it isn’t covid, it’s certainly a great excuse to sit around in my bills for two weeks and get drunk during the day. Every cloud and all that 

You’ll be fine...

 

...how do you think you’ve contracted it?

[Oh Buoy]

Local ASDA...

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

27 minutes ago, ))) said:

Local ASDA...

 

Panic stations

[magicrat]

36 minutes ago, ))) said:

Local ASDA...

We're fucked if they've run out of Violet oil 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Total lockdown implemented throughout the whole of Italy. People being told not to travel if it's not for work or an emergency. They want people to stay at home, where possible. 

[Pidge]

2 hours ago, rubble-rouser said:

Makes no sense at all.

Everyone's selling up to buy more bogroll.

[moof]

53 minutes ago, Champ said:

You’ll be fine...

 

...how do you think you’ve contracted it?

Been spending a lot of time in airports and using public transport/taxis etc in recent weeks. If it is covid, there’s a reasonable chance that had something to do with it. Might just be a regular old cold/flu/bad aids, but you can’t really be sure 

[Pidge]

Went to the big Tesco today. There was plenty of Andrex left. No pasta though. The prawn crackers section of world foods was totally bare as well.

 

Plenty of noodles though, which makes you question the fusion food some people round here must be experimenting with.

[Sugar Ape]

If anyone fancies making a bit of money...

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/volunteers-infected-coronavirus-3500-bid-21655442

[Babb'sBurstNad]

11 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Coronavirus just reached Poole. Members at The Gym were told a fellow member who had been in there this weekend has tested positive. Imagine hearing that as you leave the steam room!

It's hit Clarks in Poole now. No idea what I'll do if I have a brogue boot based emergency. This just got real for me.