Coronavirus

[Champ]

I just offered my daughter a trip to Huddersfield. She says she’s not travelling anywhere 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Champ said:

I just offered my daughter a trip to Huddersfield. She says she’s not travelling anywhere 

Smart girl. I wouldn't go there if it was the only place I couldn't catch it. 

[Champ]

Ungrateful wretch

[Bjornebye]

Apparently all 83 people who were sent to the Wirral to be quarantined have been told they haven't got Cornorvirus. 

 

You can imagine the announcement. 

 

"Guys we've got some good news! None of you have got Coronovirus"

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Now for the bad news.... You're still on the Wirral" 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

17 minutes ago, Champ said:

I just offered my daughter a trip to Huddersfield. She says she’s not travelling anywhere 

 

I walked to the Hospital today for my daily physio and I passed a group of people who were wearing those masks over their mouth and noses. Not the first time I've seen this either. I'm guessing they'd never entertain Huddersfield either. 

[Champ]

I saw my first eye visor thingy today

[magicrat]

On 06/02/2020 at 19:24, Bjornebye said:

Sounds like a right complacent, racist bitch 

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[clangers]

I'm not sure the Euro 2020 multinational format is looking such a smart idea now?

[Dougie Do'ins]

All but one of today's Serie A games postponed today and a load of other games in the lower leagues are off too.

 

S Korea seems to be having a bit of a spike in cases over the last few days. 

[skend04]

On 12/02/2020 at 19:41, clangers said:

I'm not sure the Euro 2020 multinational format is looking such a smart idea now?

It'll be cancelled or played behind closed doors and with canned laughter for the TV audience.

[manwiththestick]

4 carriers confirmed at Arrowe Park, getting a bit close to home this. When's martial law getting called?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

4 carriers confirmed at Arrowe Park, getting a bit close to home this. When's martial law getting called?

Conversely...

 

Every UK case has been successfully isolated and quarantined. 

[manwiththestick]

Yeah, they would say that.

[scudger99]

i spotted this earlier and thought something was familiar.  On closer inspection I'm fucking shocked to find that it's none other than the guy who taught me my IT stuff in Banbury nearly 20 years ago.

 

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/coronavirus-british-couple-cruise-ship-085805927.html

[mattyq]

On 06/02/2020 at 19:24, Bjornebye said:

Sounds like a right racist bitch 

She was Chinese herself; well Anglo Chinese so deffo not racist but she didn't think much of the Chinese Govt

 

On 06/02/2020 at 19:33, Creator Supreme said:

So what tablets did she give you for the syphilis?

It was the finger up the bum and not in a good way

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, mattyq said:

 

It was the finger up the bum and not in a good way

Is there a bad way? 

[cloggypop]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Is there a bad way? 

Bats not cats mate. 

[Bjornebye]

One confirmed in the Royal now apparently.... 

 

 

 

A coronorvirus not a cat in suspenders. 

 

cat.

 

suspenders.

 

 

 

Back in a bit. 

[johnsusername]

The worst thing to do to increase fear and paranoia is to search through Twitter. As I do a few times a day. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

One confirmed in the Royal now apparently.... 

Isn't it one of the original people from the cruise ship ?

[dockers_strike]

It doesnt fill you with much confidence if there ever was a truely deadly pandemic outbreak of some new disease or virial infection with the way this is behind handled.

 

The W.H.O. say it isnt a pandemic and infected people, whether known to be infected or not, seem to be being flown home around the globe from the initial outbreak area.

[rb14]

On 06/02/2020 at 22:01, TheBitch said:

I'm going to Thailand, Singapore, Paupa New Guinea, Solomon Islands, back to Singapore, KL, Bali and back to Thailand, over a 6 week period from 10th March.

 

RIP me.

Mr rb14 went out to Thailand and Vietnam last Thursday for three fab weeks. I join him out there this Tuesday. Yayyyyy. Match tomorrow see? Not missing that. Might not get to see another. 

 

Better still, if I do catch this thing and die, I've got myself covered in the Deathpool thread. @The Woolster will back me up - assuming he's not a goner too.