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7 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Just as I was going to put her on my list!(Not really as I thought she was already no longer with us.)

Same. 

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They should carve her face into the white cliffs of Dover, Mount Rushmore style.

 

Her, Tommy Robinson, Kerry Katona and generic Twitter helmet.

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1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Reminds me of the Inuit looking really pissed off when served his meal by his wife 'Whale meat again?'

I must have heard my mate Stan do this joke well over a hundred times while pissed. 

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18 minutes ago, Gruntfuttock said:

Dame Vera was on my list.

 

I'll replace her with Lionel Blair.

 

True story. During this lockdown, he's actually had to give himself a Lionel Blair cut.

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I'll replace Vera with Carl Reiner.

3 so far this year, as many as I've had altogether in earlier years. Following The Woolsters method of crumblies* preferably with terminal diseases.

* Medical terminology for the frail and elderly

 

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13 hours ago, rb14 said:

I'll replace Vera with Olivia De Havilland. Ta.

Good luck with that. I've had De Havilland for about 5 years so she's guaranteed immortality. I gave Kirk Douglas about an extra 15 years of life too.

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Err, I'm really struggling with time with working from home, 2 kids being home schooled and a 9-month old, will get round to it at some point, but it might not be straight away.

 

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24 minutes ago, The Woolster said:

Err, I'm really struggling with time with working from home, 2 kids being home schooled and a 9-month old, will get round to it at some point, but it might not be straight away.

 

Erm, get your priorities in order pal 

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Some businessman called Steve Bing, who Liz Hurley had a kid with, has jumped to his death from a 27th storey apartment.

 

Bada Bing, Bada Boom.

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47 minutes ago, Captain Milk said:

Some businessman called Steve Bing, who Liz Hurley had a kid with, has jumped to his death from a 27th storey apartment.

 

Bada Bing, Bada Boom.

It was HIS idea to remake Get Carter.

Hanging is too good for some people.

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