Hypothetical scenario

[Mudface]

This thread is making me very nervous. 

[Lee909]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

This thread is making me very nervous. 

Oh yeah, we are fucked now

 

Its like Howard Carter opening Tutankhamen tomb. The curse has been released, we will be lucky to finish in the top 4

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Lee909 said:

Oh yeah, we are fucked now

 

Its like Howard Carter opening Tutankhamen tomb. The curse has been released, we will be lucky to finish in the top 4

Apparently we're safe from relegation, so there's that at least. 

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Oh yeah, we are fucked now

 

Its like Howard Carter opening Tutankhamen tomb. The curse has been released, we will be lucky to finish in the top 4

Giza kiss 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

16 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Apparently we're safe from relegation, so there's that at least. 

We're gonna have a parrrrtyyyy,

when we stay in the league

[Carvalho Diablo]

Ian Rush

[Dr Nowt]

Lallana.

 

Stringy windmilling his virtual cock at his detractors would be glorious.

[Jairzinho]

It'll be Div. You know it'll be Div.

[mgw100]

4 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

It'll be Div. You know it'll be Div.

It's always Div

[kemskem]

Phil Coutinho.

[Tony Moanero]

4 hours ago, niallers said:

Hypothetically speaking, who would we like to see scoring the goal that wins us a,not the, league?

I'm leaning towards Joe Gomez netting his first goal but regardless of who it may be,I hope it would be at home and not by someone else beating a rival while we're watching from afar.

Hypothetically speaking of course. Not tempting fate, the big girls blouse that I am.

I’d like to see Jürgen Klopp kick your bollocks up into your mouth.

[niallers]

22 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’d like to see Jürgen Klopp kick your bollocks up into your mouth.

Save me 400 quid on that vasectomy I've been planning.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

King Kenny.

[Anubis]

13 hours ago, niallers said:

Hypothetically speaking, who would we like to see scoring the goal that wins us a,not the, league?

I'm leaning towards Joe Gomez netting his first goal but regardless of who it may be,I hope it would be at home and not by someone else beating a rival while we're watching from afar.

Hypothetically speaking of course. Not tempting fate, the big girls blouse that I am.

Hypothetically, how would you like to see this jinxing bastard executed?

[stringvest]

21 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Lallana.

 

Stringy windmilling his virtual cock at his detractors would be glorious.

oh my days.  I'd just be like delirious. oh my days.

[Oh Buoy]

An inflatable beachball. 

[Aventus]

Yeah you've jinxed us, because of you we won't win it on the pitch, we'll just be left with watching oxlade chamberlain's Snapchats that he records of all the players in Hendos gaff watching City draw against Chelsea. 

[rubble-rouser]

Matip

[Creator Supreme]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnndd the title has gone!

[Harry Squatter]

An Aguero own goal so Martin Tyler can sound like he's jizzed in his keks again shouting his name but in despair rather than joy. 

[dave u]

Lovren header at the Kop end.

[Razoray]

On 10/01/2020 at 19:55, manwiththestick said:

I always remember when Arsenal won the league in the late Nineties, I think they were playing Everton and were already two nil up when Adams got played right through the middle by Petit (or maybe Viera) and he ran through and twatted it it the goal which capped it all off.

 

Something like that but with Big Virg.

It was actually Steve Bould who played him in. He came on to play centre midfield late in the game. Probably to get enough games to earn a medal or just a reward for loyalty. Anyway, Bould to Adams. George Graham would have had a fucking conniption

[Oh Buoy]

Paulie Konchesky

[TheHowieLama]

On 10/01/2020 at 15:58, Pistonbroke said:

VAR.......

Yep - VAR overturning some dodgy penalty decision and Milner doing a no look panenka

[KMD7]

Hodgson