TLW FleaBay

[Captain Turdseye 14,283]

Almost five years to the day since I started a thread suggesting that we all give shit away to one another...

 

 

... I thought we could have one dedicated to resurrecting a long lost part of TLW. The FleaBay. Anyone selling any shit, give first dibs to your bestest internet friends. One particular advantage would be that anyone trying to haggle over £2 or some trivial amount of cash would rightfully be gang negged for being a tit. 
 

So, what you selling?

[Karl_b 2,008]

I've got a back bedroom full of shit I want to get rid of...I mean, high quality items that no longer work for our modern lifestyle environment. Camp-a-choo-coo machine, WiFi extender, Eastern European skinny jeans, stuff like that.

 

Or actually just a dining table and some IKEA office furniture. And a Gocco (riso) printer but that's probably a bit niche.

[Karl_b 2,008]

Who's this scruffy, non-Gold Karl_b cunt? 

[Captain Turdseye 14,283]

Dave Usher is flogging various versions of Stu Monty. 
 

Selling memberships as well. 

[Captain Turdseye 14,283]

Anyone got little kids that are into a show called PJ Masks? Turdsette has moved onto Barbies and Polly Pockets and has got probably over two hundred quids worth of PJ Masks toys that she needs gone. Looking to flog them for her, second hand prices obviously, to fund a trip to the toy shop to buy even more plastic shite that I’ll be trying to get rid of in a couple of years time. 

[Lee909 12,674]

Stig beat you to it

From his days hanging round the docks

[alles ist gut 4,448]

18 hours ago, Karl_b said:

I've got a back bedroom full of shit I want to get rid of...I mean, high quality items that no longer work for our modern lifestyle environment. Camp-a-choo-coo machine, WiFi extender, Eastern European skinny jeans, stuff like that.

 

Or actually just a dining table and some IKEA office furniture. And a Gocco (riso) printer but that's probably a bit niche.

Any Hinari gear?

[Karl_b 2,008]

3 hours ago, alles ist gut said:

Any Hinari gear?

Wash your mouth out, how insulting.

[VladimirIlyich 8,948]

15 hours ago, Karl_b said:

Wash your mouth out, how insulting.

Is that a yes?

[sir roger 7,902]

Misread the title and thought we were outing the TLW Fleabag

[Captain Turdseye 14,283]

PJ Masks toys have gone now. You’ve all missed out there. Soft twats. 

[Anubis 20,108]

On 08/01/2020 at 19:49, Captain Turdseye said:

Anyone got little kids that are into a show called PJ Masks? Turdsette has moved onto Barbies and Polly Pockets and has got probably over two hundred quids worth of PJ Masks toys that she needs gone. Looking to flog them for her, second hand prices obviously, to fund a trip to the toy shop to buy even more plastic shite that I’ll be trying to get rid of in a couple of years time. 

 

Are the masks suitable for adults for Point Break style bank robberies? Asking for a friend.

[Paulie Dangerously 7,314]

Anyone's kid into Paw Patrol? Selling all our toys 

[Paulie Dangerously 7,314]

Selling some dumbbells if anyone is missing the gym? Price per kg is ridiculous on second hand sites at the minute. I'm thinking £35 for 35.5kg and bars. They are on gumtree and schpock but obviously tlw gets priority

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously 7,314]

Gone, you pencil necked geeks

[Tony Moanero 16,503]

 

17 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Gone, you pencil necked geeks

Do you even lift?

[Paulie Dangerously 7,314]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

Do you even lift?

Reached my gains goal brah

[Bruce Spanner 5,236]

18 Month old male, good all round heatlh, comes fully equiped with clothes, toys and all other sundries.

 

Free to good home, immediate collection prefered.

[Tony Moanero 16,503]

14 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

18 Month old male, good all round heatlh, comes fully equiped with clothes, toys and all other sundries.

 

Free to good home, immediate collection prefered.

Is he any good at household chores?

[Bruce Spanner 5,236]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Is he any good at household chores?

 

He more of a chore creater.

[Fowlers God 1,326]

On 08/01/2020 at 19:59, Lee909 said:

Stig beat you to it

From his days hanging round the docks

Stop using pictures of me without permission ffs

[Superb 27]

Got two tickets for Bongos Bingo in town tonight - unable to go as the little one's babysitter is unwell. 

 

Let me know if anyone is interested. 

 

Ta x

[Trumo 15,560]

9 minutes ago, Superb said:

Got two tickets for Bongos Bingo in town tonight - unable to go as the little one's babysitter is unwell. 

 

Let me know if anyone is interested. 

 

Ta x

 

I thought "Guess the Boobies" was just something you might find in Viz.