Premier League Round Up (Jan 1 2020)

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West Ham picked up a much needed win as they smashed Bournemouth 3-0 to kick off their New Year - and of course the Davie Moyes era - in style. Not really a surprise, they’ve got ‘the Chosen One’ now and as the man himself says “winning is what he does”. I’m just glad we’ve got such a big lead over him or we might be in trouble.

 

Mark Noble’s deflected strike set them on their way and Sebastian Haller added a brilliant second with a bicycle kick. He was giving it the sulky / not celebrating celebration to the fans as he’s taken a lot of stick recently. Sorry lad, but you cost big money and you’ve done fuck all in a team that has been so bad that they’re in relegation trouble and had to sack a Premier League winning manager. You don’t get to give it the big ‘un just for doing what you’ve been bought to do. 

 

Noble made it 3-0 from the spot after being brought down by Harry Wilson, who did everything in his power to not make contact but just couldn’t avoid it. Thats why you don’t want players like Harry back in his own box defending.

 

Felipe Anderson finally did something worthwhile and made it 4-0 with a nice individual effort. Good player him but he’s been a massive let down this season. Creswell was sent off for a reckless challenge on Fraser but VAR downgraded it to a yellow. Not sure how I feel on that, but it didn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things as Bournemouth were already dead and buried.

 

Bournemouth are in real trouble now but they’ve just been ravaged by injury recently. If they get their main players back I think they’ll just have enough to pull out of it as when they’re at full strength they’re a decent side. 

 

Poor Dom Solanke still can’t find the net though. He hit the post late on and I just feel really bad for the lad. Hopefully he can start scoring in the run in to keep them up. After all, if he fails, we can forget about getting any more cash from Nice Guy Eddie for our kids.

 

Mind you, that ship may have already sailed after Jordon Ibe got himself nicked for allegedly driving his Bentley into a coffee shop and leaving the scene. Fucking hell. Am I the only person who read that and found the most disturbing aspect of it that Jordon Ibe has a fucking Bentley? The shitness of modern football.

 

Update: Solanke scored in the FA Cup. Good for him, hopefully now the monkey is off his back he can get rolling. If that Calvert-Lewin bum can manage double;e figures there’s no reason Solanke can’t, as he was always the better of the two in all of the England junior sides.

 

 

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[alles ist gut]

Top, top Connor fucking Wickham analysis there Dave.

 

Also Solanke managed to score against Luton just in time to ruin things.

[Razoray]

35 + 85 + 50 + 30 = 200. Just saying. 

[dave u]

Well done Razoray on spotting this week's deliberate mistake.

[Anubis]

Dave U forced to eat humble pie and mention Connor Wickham before 18 months are up.

[Tj hooker]

That is a Brilliant read one of the best the summing up about the bitters and Utd Solksjaer in particular had me in tears .

[buster69]

18 hours ago, dave u said:

Well done Razoray on spotting this week's deliberate mistake.

I thought the deliberate mistake was when you said West Ham won 3-0? 

[dave u]

3 hours ago, buster69 said:

I thought the deliberate mistake was when you said West Ham won 3-0? 

 

That too.

 

I actually thought it was 3-0 until I saw the late goal when I was watching MOTD. I think I did say Anderson made it 4-0 but I forgot to go back and fix the earlier mistake.

[m0e]

Roberto Carlos is in his grave?!