*** Jennings' RED HOT TLW quiz of the decade ***

[Tj hooker]

Great idea this my name was changed to pond no idea why as I didn't put anything offensive in never mind just a bit of fun 

[sir roger]

3 hours ago, rb14 said:

Right, first of all, awesome quiz @Jennings. Really great job. I smiled often and, at the same time, regretted the huge number of hours, days, weeks and months I've failed to spend on tlw. 

 

Secondly, when I saw "Liz" on the leaderboard, my first though was of SKI. Is that a sign of something? I haven't spoken to the dirty fucking bitter lesbo in five years. Anybody heard from her? Bless Liz. 

 

Thirdly, you never did answer. Fortunately I have with my nickname. 

 

Fifthly, where's 'Fourthly'?

 

Sixthly, Fourthly. Ahhhhh, there it is. 

 

Mwah. 

She made a brief reappearance as 'Teasmaid' in the politics threads around election time.

[rb14]

2 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I'm mates with her on Facie. She's still a bad Wirral wool and she still hates Tories.

ACE. Will you please tell her she's a dirty big lezza and I miss her? Thanks. x

[dave u]

Tried to do it in my name but it said it was taken, so I assume one of yous has gone on there as an imposter.

 

I went on as TLW and I'm currently 6th but I'm kicking myself over getting the squesant question wrong.

 

Great job by Jennings.

[Jennings]

Well done to chevettehs. Amazing score 100%!!!

I'll pay @dave u for 3 months membership for you. Well done.

I just wanted to say TO EVERYONE thanks for entering the quiz. The positive feedback I received really made my day. 

 

THANK YOU!!

 

 

I think with a bit of work it could be better. For one thing it excluded a lot of the new folk - with questions of older times. Maybe we could do a 1 year quiz sometime - if someone wanted to collaborate with me it could be good.

 

Here is the final standings. I have more detailed info if people want any stats on particular questions etc.

 

Rank

Nickname

Accuracy

Final score

1

Chairman Meow

100%

26470

2

origi's willy

95%

23860

3

MOMO

95%

23799

4

Alvin Stardust

95%

23704

5

Bignose

95%

23449

6

3 WANX

89%

22274

7

Liz

89%

21995

8

Strontium Neg

89%

21402

9

support

74%

17390

10

Dim

79%

17147

11

Me of course

79%

17043

12

Karl_b

74%

16930

13

cloggypop

74%

16925

14

The Gardener

74%

16912

15

Bruce S

79%

16226

16

kamikaze

74%

15767

17

mattyq

68%

15185

18

Scantily Clad

68%

14983

19

Paulie Dangerou

68%

14962

20

RedKnight

74%

14839

21

Cry ba Stronts

68%

14377

22

user21

63%

14252

23

Redpest

74%

13872

24

KMD7

63%

13762

25

Turdseye

63%

13761

26

Bob spunkmouse

63%

13642

27

song

63%

13567

28

Bobson Dugnutt

58%

13485

29

Rotpeter

68%

13371

30

Remmie

68%

13352

31

Stouffer

68%

13133

32

Candrell Chimp

63%

13126

33

Vinnie V

68%

13108

34

tlw

68%

13050

35

Code

68%

12956

36

Strontium Dog™

63%

12730

37

Tony's Ma

58%

12682

38

The Woolster

63%

12468

39

SavageGarden

63%

12460

40

Jose Jones

63%

12381

41

Sue

58%

12345

42

Zonko

63%

12222

43

wilderness

58%

12146

44

Indain Red

63%

11906

45

paddyberger

58%

11889

46

Jenson

63%

11838

47

Carvalho Diablo

63%

11714

48

Jackie Scran

58%

11569

49

jeffstelling

58%

11415

50

Littletedwest

58%

11347

51

General Dryness

58%

11333

52

Guest

58%

11254

53

Grinch

58%

11219

54

AngryofTuebrook

58%

11170

55

Sir roger

58%

10984

56

Elite

53%

10968

57

MuddyFunster

58%

10743

58

Fungus

58%

10564

59

PHILLY BURKHILL

53%

10384

60

pond

53%

10307

61

Manwiththestick

53%

10208

62

Silverlining

53%

10131

63

Yorkie

47%

10126

64

plain

53%

10112

65

belarus

58%

10052

66

Mudface

47%

10026

67

polymerpunkah

58%

10019

68

Thanks

53%

9986

69

Turkey gobbler

53%

9942

70

Retrying

53%

9902

71

John102

47%

9773

72

Ooop

53%

9682

73

ShooterinMotor

47%

9332

74

Rubble

47%

9194

75

Fourteen inches

47%

9040

76

RichieJI

47%

8964

77

Atticus

47%

8927

78

Tony's Mrs

47%

8865

79

Sweeney287

47%

8739

80

neko

47%

8573

81

A Red

47%

8492

82

Degsy

47%

8321

83

I Hate 3 Spacks

42%

8242

84

Steadheàd

42%

7933

85

Stig

42%

7795

86

redheart

42%

7682

87

gruntfuttock

42%

7389

88

Chopped Liver

37%

6883

89

Bifan

37%

6648

90

pants

37%

6231

91

Snowy AKA Stig

32%

6015

92

joe

32%

5840

93

xabi the red

32%

5737

94

L39

32%

5466

95

Seabird

26%

4464

96

Kerbdog

26%

4130

97

Jurg

21%

4009

98

Colt Seavers

21%

3891

99

Fowler1927

16%

2903

100

Dangleberry

11%

1879

101

Status Zero

11%

1871

102

lurker

11%

1784

103

@@@@@@

5%

1000

104

Bruce

5%

966

105

taxi

5%

953

106

bestseller

5%

951

107

Paulbq

5%

919

108

Niallers

5%

881

109

Old lag

5%

873

110

trail

5%

872

111

Megadrive Man

5%

839

112

red_herring

5%

816

113

Aargh

0%

0

114

Aws

0%

0

115

Gaz

0%

0

116

Kloppsfist

0%

0

117

Ok

0%

0

118

Qwikage

0%

0

119

Sairah

0%

0

120

Scrump2020

0%

0

121

Yozzer

0%

0

122

Z

0%

0

123

dave u

0%

0

124

elheavy

0%

0

125

home

0%

0

126

jim

0%

0

127

lee

0%

0

128

m0e

0%

0

 

[Jennings]

 chevettehs - Also feel free to use the much coveted (even though I just invented it) title of "Official TLW guru"  

 

You are a man among men....and women.

[Jennings]

Jennings' Red Hot TLW Quiz of the decade

30 sec

1 - Quiz

Whose avatar is this...?

51%correct

0s30s

20 sec

2 - Quiz

Which amazing animal did SimonLFCGreen see this morning?

40%correct

0s20s

20 sec

3 - Quiz

Who is in goal for the TLW GimpXI?

44%correct

0s20s

60 sec

4 - Puzzle

Put these posters in order of Rep points - highest first.

6%correct(4 correct options)

0s60s

30 sec

5 - Quiz

Who started the legendary thread about sitting on the toilet backwards?

16%correct

0s30s

20 sec

6 - Quiz

Jennings' first ever post was negged. Who's first question to him in that thread was "How big is your cock?"

56%correct

0s20s

20 sec

7 - Quiz

An abusive Chelsea fan mistakenly chose TLW to abuse LFC fans. With which celeb did he share a surname?

73%correct

0s20s

20 sec

8 - Quiz

Which poster generously drove SimonLFCGreen to an interview, although they had never previously met?

63%correct

0s20s

20 sec

9 - Quiz

The legendary 'One Punch Jarv' knocked out...

92%correct

0s20s

20 sec

10 - Quiz

Which poster gave up "office based corporate wank" to open his own pub and has since entered The Good Beer Guide 2020?

91%correct

0s20s

20 sec

11 - Quiz

In the TLW 2016 poll, who did Tony Moanero vote as "Hottest bird"?

57%correct

0s20s

20 sec

12 - Quiz

Which poster spent Christmas 2019 in hospital with a hip injury - but hardly complained?

66%correct

0s20s

20 sec

13 - Quiz

Bjornebye served his country in which service?

85%correct

0s20s

20 sec

14 - Quiz

Which legendary forum thought leader had a whole page of Dave's fanzine dedicated to his posts?

31%correct

0s20s

20 sec

15 - Quiz

Tony Moanero eradicated any doubt over the definitive TLW biscuit. Which biscuit won the poll?

61%correct

0s20s

20 sec

16 - Quiz

according to the official TLW poll, who'd win in a fight between a monkey with a knife and a bear?

71%correct

0s20s

20 sec

17 - Quiz

Which forumite was brave enough to ask Graeme Souness whether he has beans on a fry up?

24%correct

0s20s

20 sec

18 - Quiz

Who is "The TLW ITK" ?

84%correct

0s20s

20 sec

19 - Quiz

If you didn't enjoy this quiz and wanted to give Jennings a straightener, what would be the preferred TLW location?

80%correct

0s20s

[Bjornebye]

Bobson Dugnutt tailed off. 

 

Who got the Jarv question wrong ?! 

[alles ist gut]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Bobson Dugnutt tailed off. 

 

Who got the Jarv question wrong ?! 

Kevin D

[Jennings]

A gentleman wouldn't name and shame them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would though....

 

@@@@@@

Bifan

Kerbdog

L39

MuddyFunster

SavageGarden

Vinnie V

dave u

[Guest]

I'm just grateful that I'm not set for a lampooning.

 

But who is?

[Jennings]

5 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'm just grateful that I'm not set for a lampooning.

 

But who is?

dave U ---- 0%

 

#JustSaying.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Congratulations TLW Guru Chevettehs, really well done mate. 100% ? Steward's enquiry.

 

Great stuff Jennings, I'd rep you if I hadn't done so already.

 

Happy fucking TLW New Year everybody.

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, Jennings said:

dave U ---- 0%

 

#JustSaying.

Hmm. There's a scene in Into the Spider-Verse which applies here. To get them all wrong, either he didn't try at all or he knew all the right answers and get them all deliberately wrong.

 

I guess there's no point in Dave U getting a three month membership payment on behalf of Dave U.

 

But it's great for Dave U to get a lampooning!

 

[Jennings]

Chevettehs right now...

 

[Pidge]

32 minutes ago, Jennings said:

A gentleman wouldn't name and shame them.

 

I would though....

 

@@@@@@

Bifan

Kerbdog

L39

MuddyFunster

SavageGarden

Vinnie V

dave u

Yeah, shocked myself with that one. For a split second I couldn't remember if I was conflating it with the Newcastle fan or if it was a horse and ended up going for something else. Can't remember what. Was still pretty cloudy headed when I did it... that enough of an excuse?

 

Don't think it is...

[Jennings]

9 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Yeah, shocked myself with that one. For a split second I couldn't remember if I was conflating it with the Newcastle fan or if it was a horse and ended up going for something else. Can't remember what. Was still pretty cloudy headed when I did it... that enough of an excuse?

 

Don't think it is...

Which is you Pidge?

[Pidge]

SavageGarden, thought I'd go with one of TSOP references from the decade.

[Jennings]

So...help a brother out...who are some of these more obscure names?

[Jennings]

Fair play to @Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper great score too.

 

But...who are...

origi's willy

MOMO

3 WANX

[cloggypop]

13th. Get in. 

[The Golden Eel]

"Bobson Dugnutt"

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, DimReaper said:

"Bobson Dugnutt"

He was the name of a baseball player in a Japanese computer game from the 90’s. will have been Remmie who did that I expect 

[rb14]

Still waiting for my answer... 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, DimReaper said:

"Bobson Dugnutt"

Has anybody used that username yet? Its a beauty.