What did you get for Christmas?

[johnsusername]

Socks (14 PAIRS!)

Shoe/trainer hybrid - can't work out if they're shoes or trainers. Also don't quite fit (too long). They are nice though. 

Slippers - nice but too big.

Booze

Biscuits

Sweets

Some cash

Hat (too big)

Scarf (don't wear them)

Aftershave (got about 12 bottles of the stuff now)

 

So, a mixed bag, but can't really complain. 

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

Potentially life-changing medication.

Dog surviving a suspected fatal illness.

Fat.

 

Best Christmas ever.

[Jairzinho]

The shits.

[Tony Moanero]

A tangerine, an apple, three walnuts, two Brazil nuts, a shiny new penny and a kick in the bollocks.

[Remmie]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

A tangerine, an apple, three walnuts, two Brazil nuts, a shiny new penny and a kick in the bollocks.

Luxury

[Gruntfuttock]

 

A big Lego Bus.

2020 Beano Book.

£100.

[Remmie]

Some obscure Plum Gin liquer

Some very clove heavy spiced rum from Scotland

Socks

Cash

Amazon Show (yet to arrive)

Some more shit I haven't opened yet

 

But far better than any of that shite is seeing my daughter enjoy Christmas in a somewhat aware state for the first time (just turned 2), next year I'll have a son to add to that. Name suggestions please

[manwiththestick]

Remmie McRemface.

[stringvest]

38 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Potentially life-changing medication.

Dog surviving a suspected fatal illness.

Fat.

 

Best Christmas ever.

 

get back on the drugs you fat fuck

[Dr Nowt]

13 minutes ago, stringvest said:

 

get back on the drugs you fat fuck

Just talking to my mate about that earlier. Used to weigh 72 kilos, it’s 85 now.

 

Scratching my head, but like the woman with 9 kids I can’t for the life of me work out what’s caused it.

[stringvest]

14 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Just talking to my mate about that earlier. Used to weigh 72 kilos, it’s 85 now.

 

Scratching my head, but like the woman with 9 kids I can’t for the life of me work out what’s caused it.

Well for her, it was through ingesting gallons of sperm spat at her internal organs from throbbing penises.  Does this wrung bell story ring a bell?

[TheHowieLama]

I got a sweet Lodge cast iron griddle

[Karl_b]

Guitar lessons

A huskee travel coffee cup

Twin Peaks sound track on vinyl

Happy Socks

Chocolate

Smellies

Rick and Morty comic

Preacher on DVD

 

A pretty good haul, the wife bought most of these, she knows me pretty well I'd say.

 

The dog got the best present, a nerf gun for tennis balls.

[Elite]

2x Thermal bed socks.

 

I don't need anything else, they are heavenly 

[stringvest]

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

2x Thermal bed socks.

 

I don't need anything else, they are heavenly 

Nice.  Do you wear one on each foot, or let the maverick in you have it's head and wear them both on the left? 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Nice.  Do you wear one on each foot, or let the maverick in you have it's head and wear them both on the left? 

I'm all about maintaining harmony so wear one on each foot but do swap them around now and again, as my left foot has a massive verruca so it would be unfair to single one sock out as punishment.

[General Dryness]

More bitter.

 

And not the drinking variety.

[A Red]

My mrs bought me a hot water bottle

[Elite]

Just now, A Red said:

My mrs bought me a hot water bottle

Do you have to supply your own hot water?

[A Red]

12 minutes ago, Elite said:

Do you have to supply your own hot water?

No it comes with free everlasting hot water..........of course I fucking do!

[Bjornebye]

"throbbing penises" wasn't something I expected to read when I opened this thread. 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, A Red said:

No it comes with free everlasting hot water..........of course I fucking do!

Shame.

[Davelfc]

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I needed socks and got none, bit of a pisser if i'm honest. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

I needed socks and got none, bit of a pisser if i'm honest. 

My mum got me some. Good job as well.