Sheffield United (H) Premier League 2/1/2020 - 20:00

[Jairzinho]

4 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

I just had a nice cup of tea. 

Was it a potential banana skin?

[ZonkoVille77]

4 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Was it a potential banana skin?

 

The teabag defended well, but ultimately my 'prolific' spoon was too quick. 

 

Not sure whether pace spoons count though. 

[Reckoner]

21 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

I just had a nice cup of tea. 

I hope we get biscuits

[Jairzinho]

29 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

The teabag defended well, but ultimately my 'prolific' spoon was too quick. 

 

Not sure whether pace spoons count though. 

The milk will be disappointed when it looks back at that.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Grinch said:

 

Two points behind a really shite United side, this does not make them a good team at all. 

 

You're just proving my point by talking about how far theyve come.  That's a nice wee story and well done to them but they're obviously not a good team, or else being two points behind United wouldn't be called a success story. 

 

Good by their standards, sure. 

 

Good team, that's just being silly.   Another premier League myth like Burnley and palace being hard to beat.   Thankfully long gone are the days where we drop points to utter shite like this and come out with guff about them being good, hard to beat etc. 

They're doing better than 12 other teams in the Premier League. That means that they are not shite. Sure they may be shite compared to our team. Manchester City are shite compared to our team. But that does not make them shite.

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

38 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

The milk will be disappointed when it looks back at that.

 

I drink my Tea Black, the heavy rock approach to hot beverages. 

[Bjornebye]

Sheff Utd trained on Stanley Park earlier 

 

 

They got a scouse welcome

 

 

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

At least they saw the funny side of things. If it was Spuds, Mourinho would have it all over the Media by now as sabotage. 

[Creator Supreme]

They'll gub us now, just to pay that dog back for pissing on their cones!

[El Rojo]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Sheff Utd trained on Stanley Park earlier 

 

 

They got a scouse welcome

 

 

 

 

If that was Watford, Pearson would have walked over and calmly snapped the dog’s neck. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

Whereas Bobby Madley would have taken it on a date (allegedly)

[Dr Nowt]

Never seen that particular act referred to as a date before.

 

Reminds me of when the ex informed her parents one Christmas Day (Girls Aloud were on the telly) how I’d previously remarked I’d like to make love to Cheryl Cole’s arsehole.

[Anubis]

9 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

....how I’d previously remarked I’d like to make love to Cheryl Cole’s arsehole.

You wanted to make love to Ashley Cole? Just keep his mobile in sight.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

12 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Never seen that particular act referred to as a date before.

 

Reminds me of when the ex informed her parents one Christmas Day (Girls Aloud were on the telly) how I’d previously remarked I’d like to make love to Cheryl Cole’s arsehole.

He's a reformed man is Bobby, he likes to woo them first these days, the sophisticated bastard.

 

Hopefully your ex's dad nodded in approval and asked for a run down if it ever happened.

[Jennings]

I am nervous before every league game.

 

I am less nervous if I go the match, but watching this one on telly.

[suzy]

I’m a bit nervous because we only won 0-1 last time against these but we’re at Anfield so should win! 4-0 would be lovely but I think it could be nervy for a while!

[TheHowieLama]

GET THE TEAM LEAKED!!

[JagSquared]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Sheff Utd trained on Stanley Park earlier 

 

 

They got a scouse welcome

 

 

 

 

#gegenpissing

[TheHowieLama]

All the familiar faces

[dockers_strike]

Liverpool: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Gomez, Van Dijk, Robertson, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Keita, Mane, Salah, Firmino.

Subs: Adrian, Milner, Lallana, Origi, Phillips, Jones, Elliott.

[Creator Supreme]

Just now, dockers_strike said:

Liverpool: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Gomez, Van Dijk, Robertson, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Keita, Mane, Salah, Firmino.

Subs: Adrian, Milner, Lallana, Origi, Phillips, Jones, Elliott.

Cunt Team

[Thoth]

Going full strength then, let’s cunt them right up the bastard 

[Jennings]

Hendo - so good he's playing for both teams.

 

Liverpool starting XI: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Van Dijk, Gomez, Robertson, Keita, Wijnaldum, Henderson, Salah, Firmino, Mane

 

Sheff Utd starting XI: Henderson, Basham, Egan, O’Connell, Baldock, Lundstram, Norwood, Fleck, Stevens, McGoldrick, Mousset

[joe_fishfish]

Wij at DM with Hendon pushing on would be good. Hope it's that.

[M_B]

No rotation? Must be on PEDs...